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its Sunday imma rest and pizza
November 30, 2025 at 7:52 AM
its Sunday imma rest and pizza
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i assumed that this was some R+30 district and this guy was a sacrificial badger but it's very much a swing district and now i want the nationwide electorate to swing so far D that this guy gets his ass utterly handed to him by an in-costume furry
November 29, 2025 at 11:14 PM
i assumed that this was some R+30 district and this guy was a sacrificial badger but it's very much a swing district and now i want the nationwide electorate to swing so far D that this guy gets his ass utterly handed to him by an in-costume furry
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[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP
November 25, 2023 at 5:17 PM
[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
"And there goes Pat McAfee"
"...Taking his shirt off again."
"...Taking his shirt off again."
November 29, 2025 at 2:25 PM
"And there goes Pat McAfee"
"...Taking his shirt off again."
"...Taking his shirt off again."
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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10 Better Choices for the National Anthem Than the Actual National Anthem:
1. Seven Nation Army
2. Fight the Power
3. Piano Man
4. We Can Work It Out (Stevie Wonder Version)
5. Back on the Chain Gang
6. The Chain
7. Runnin' Down a Dream
8. Let's Go Crazy
9. I Love Rock 'n Roll
10. Believe
1. Seven Nation Army
2. Fight the Power
3. Piano Man
4. We Can Work It Out (Stevie Wonder Version)
5. Back on the Chain Gang
6. The Chain
7. Runnin' Down a Dream
8. Let's Go Crazy
9. I Love Rock 'n Roll
10. Believe
November 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
10 Better Choices for the National Anthem Than the Actual National Anthem:
1. Seven Nation Army
2. Fight the Power
3. Piano Man
4. We Can Work It Out (Stevie Wonder Version)
5. Back on the Chain Gang
6. The Chain
7. Runnin' Down a Dream
8. Let's Go Crazy
9. I Love Rock 'n Roll
10. Believe
1. Seven Nation Army
2. Fight the Power
3. Piano Man
4. We Can Work It Out (Stevie Wonder Version)
5. Back on the Chain Gang
6. The Chain
7. Runnin' Down a Dream
8. Let's Go Crazy
9. I Love Rock 'n Roll
10. Believe
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Introducing Azodyn the Umbreon! She is a very mischievous critter made entirely of Minky Fabric with custom prints and UV-Reactive fabric around her to build more visual texture!
November 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Introducing Azodyn the Umbreon! She is a very mischievous critter made entirely of Minky Fabric with custom prints and UV-Reactive fabric around her to build more visual texture!
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Used to be that big news organizations would fight each other to get big scoops on an admin as scandal-plagued as this one. With Bezos taking over at WaPo and other similar situations elsewhere, that’s much less of a concern than staying in the admin’s good graces — and the rest of us suffer.
In another era, the political media would be shoveling dirt onto Trump's political grave as a hopeless lame duck and shifting their focus to the 2028 Presidential race. But in this era they'll keep rooting for the Reichstag Fire or other event to keep pretending he's popular
New Gallup poll shows Trump's approval hit a new low for his second term:
-36% approve
-60% disapprove
His approval among Republicans went from 91% in January to 84% in November
news.gallup.com/poll/699221/...
-36% approve
-60% disapprove
His approval among Republicans went from 91% in January to 84% in November
news.gallup.com/poll/699221/...
November 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Used to be that big news organizations would fight each other to get big scoops on an admin as scandal-plagued as this one. With Bezos taking over at WaPo and other similar situations elsewhere, that’s much less of a concern than staying in the admin’s good graces — and the rest of us suffer.
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bot really gave up for this one
November 28, 2025 at 12:32 PM
bot really gave up for this one
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ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
April 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
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mixing this with the Panera high-octane lemonade and accidentally opening a portal to a dimension where everyone is a cowboy
November 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
mixing this with the Panera high-octane lemonade and accidentally opening a portal to a dimension where everyone is a cowboy
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Sweet Potato Dish Stopped Being Healthy 5 Ingredients Ago
November 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Sweet Potato Dish Stopped Being Healthy 5 Ingredients Ago
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This is the dog that prompted this joke
November 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
This is the dog that prompted this joke
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remember folks thanksgiving is the one day that your dog is allowed to plug in all twenty of your toasters on the same circuit as a treat
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
remember folks thanksgiving is the one day that your dog is allowed to plug in all twenty of your toasters on the same circuit as a treat
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wanted to try my hand at anthro-fying one of these fellas, i think it looks pretty good! make them happy by giving them all your valuables!
November 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
wanted to try my hand at anthro-fying one of these fellas, i think it looks pretty good! make them happy by giving them all your valuables!
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defunctland videos are great because everyone in charge of disneyland for the past half century have been trying to carry out what they think walt would’ve wanted like they’re the patriots in MGS trying to carry out the boss’s will. coincidentally both involve giant robot dinosaurs
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
defunctland videos are great because everyone in charge of disneyland for the past half century have been trying to carry out what they think walt would’ve wanted like they’re the patriots in MGS trying to carry out the boss’s will. coincidentally both involve giant robot dinosaurs