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Ben Darlow
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Designer/Engineer. Maker of things. Emoji artisan. Keyboard enthusiast (@kapowaz.industries). Coventry City fan. Invented @-replies. Not John Green. He/Him.
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Ben Darlow @kapowaz.net · Dec 24
The bluesky logo only it's in the style of the late 90s msn logo
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Ben Darlow @kapowaz.net · 16h
$500bn company
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404 Media @404media.co · 17h
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman announced in a post on X Tuesday that ChatGPT is officially getting into the fuckable chatbots game, with “erotica for verified adults” rolling out in December.

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ChatGPT’s Hail Mary: Chatbots You Can Fuck
As recent reports show OpenAI bleeding cash, and on the heels of accusations that ChatGPT caused teens and adults alike to harm themselves and others, CEO Sam Altman announced that you can soon fuck t...
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Ben Darlow @kapowaz.net · 17h
Not forgetting the sequel, featuring Hank Schrader 🌀 B O N G 🌀 youtu.be/WzhW20hLp6M
Breaking Bad Remix (Seasons 3-5)
YouTube video by placeboing
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Ben Darlow @kapowaz.net · 17h
Forgot how unbelievably good this is. youtu.be/WsqdmqRgrIc
Breaking Bad Remix (Seasons 1 and 2)
YouTube video by placeboing
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Ben Darlow @kapowaz.net · 21h
Phew.
Congratulations Well done on achieving this great feat. You persevered and you triumphed. We hope you enjoyed yourself in the world of Hollow Knight. We'll meet again soon on the road ahead. Team Cherry Press any button to continue.
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Ben Darlow @kapowaz.net · 1d
A comic panel where a stick man is angry because he’s discovered the stick girl he’s been trying to chat up has a boyfriend, only the boyfriend is a white whale, who joins her by saying ‘sup, baby’
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Ben Darlow @kapowaz.net · 1d
Colour matching keycaps be like
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Matt Round @mattround.com · 1d
Doing some colour profile adjustment & it’s reminded me of the time I had to change a web site’s colours because the client company’s IT dept had bought everyone terrible monitors and they wouldn’t accept it looked right for the rest of the world
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Ben Darlow @kapowaz.net · 1d
Well this is a car crash of a logo. That red outline for the top of the flame lol
The logo for Fratelli d’Italia, a right wing Italian political party
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Dan McPainInTheKnees @danmckee.bsky.social · 2d
“What’s the charge? Eating a seal?”
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Ben Darlow @kapowaz.net · 1d
Makes u think
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Ben Darlow @kapowaz.net · 1d
I’ve owned every generation of iPhone since the first. In all that time I’ve never once dropped it down the toilet, something I’ve now managed to do twice in a little over 3 weeks with the iPhone 17.
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Ben Darlow @kapowaz.net · 1d
Post you from a different era.

November 2004, Wigan. Clan HellJumpers convene before hitting the club.
Myself and a couple of gamer dudes in a sparse flat, looking painfully noughties with an old gaming PC in the background
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Ben Darlow @kapowaz.net · 1d
Thinking about how some smarty realised the names of (some of) the episodes were telling you something important…
The pink teddy bear, missing an eye and burned, from the cold open to several episodes of Season 2 of Breaking Bad
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 2d
Front page of Scottish newspaper The National today.
How Genocide Happened
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Ben Darlow @kapowaz.net · 2d
Yup! stickershop.co.uk are very decent, used them a lot.
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Ben Darlow @kapowaz.net · 2d
Let’s just use SOAP
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Ben Darlow @kapowaz.net · 2d
Reminder I made a stupid t-shirt if you like jokes like this. cottonbureau.com/p/A49ZF8/shi...
A dark grey t-shirt with a red an white logo that says MORBIN’ in the style of the Marvel logo
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Ben Darlow @kapowaz.net · 2d
Looks like Morbin’s back on the menu, boys!
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Cosmic Marvel @dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social · 4d
‘TRON: ARES’ has earned $14.3M in its opening day at the domestic box office.

For comparison, ‘MORBIUS’ opened to $17.3M.
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Ben Darlow @kapowaz.net · 3d
Maybe they kept a few planks?
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Ben Darlow @kapowaz.net · 3d
I love that there’s this specific version of the same thought experiment that is known only to Brits of a certain age
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Ben Darlow @kapowaz.net · 4d
Willie Nelson is gonna live to 130
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Ben Darlow @kapowaz.net · 4d
You get the distinct impression they staggered out of the city arms with a can of spray paint in their pocket and then did their best job
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Ben Darlow @kapowaz.net · 4d
Oh shit that’s Earlsdon High Street isn’t it? My old neighbourhood. Gross.
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Ben Darlow @kapowaz.net · 4d
also the implication that they want people to walk over the flag
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Ben Darlow @kapowaz.net · 4d
Viz plz
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Ben Darlow @kapowaz.net · 4d
Are you familiar with the thought experiment “The Ship of Theseus”?
Vision from the Marvel Cinematic Universe looking at you
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