Chris Beatty
@justchristoph.bsky.social
Retro everything, vintage baseball, ice hockey, technology, Porsche, vintage VW, and music enthusiast.
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Coming soon! My debut cozy mystery/rom-com Pies, Lies, Alibis should be out within the next month and I’m so excited to share it with you!!
November 8, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Coming soon! My debut cozy mystery/rom-com Pies, Lies, Alibis should be out within the next month and I’m so excited to share it with you!!
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Best 3 minutes you will spend on the internet today.
October 8, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Best 3 minutes you will spend on the internet today.
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it’s wild that this is just sort of the most openly corrupt administration of all time and they’re just allowed to do that and most media doesn’t say a word about it
October 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
it’s wild that this is just sort of the most openly corrupt administration of all time and they’re just allowed to do that and most media doesn’t say a word about it
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Went back to make sure that I was on the right side of history, and, holy shit, did I get roughly every single thing right. www.sbnation.com/2018/12/13/1...
October 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Went back to make sure that I was on the right side of history, and, holy shit, did I get roughly every single thing right. www.sbnation.com/2018/12/13/1...
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Chauncey Billups and Damon Jones are alleged to have taken part in rigged poker games in Manhattan.
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The investigation involves the organized crime syndicate La Casa Nostra, per FBI director Kash Patel.
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Remember April 2009 when about 250,000 people took to America’s streets in Tea Party rallies and the media was like “oh man, the Dems are in trouble?” Approximately 28X as many people took to the streets to protest Trump yesterday. Didn’t even make the NYT front page.
In April of 2009 I observed the Tea Party rally in Salem. As this front page story says, there were a couple hundred people there. This past weekend in Salem there were roughly 2-3000 people at the Hands Off rally. Yet the Tea Party coverage seemed to take that event far more seriously.
October 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Remember April 2009 when about 250,000 people took to America’s streets in Tea Party rallies and the media was like “oh man, the Dems are in trouble?” Approximately 28X as many people took to the streets to protest Trump yesterday. Didn’t even make the NYT front page.
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guys we have a great opportunity to turn "dumps brown liquid" into a euphemism and I don't think we should waste it
October 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
guys we have a great opportunity to turn "dumps brown liquid" into a euphemism and I don't think we should waste it
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Wow, yet another case of a major network trying to curry favor with the president, who is known to love huge, wet, messy turds
October 19, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Wow, yet another case of a major network trying to curry favor with the president, who is known to love huge, wet, messy turds
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teehee that a mod list blocked my government’s official accounts for propaganda. Not teehee that my government is spreading right wing propaganda
October 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
teehee that a mod list blocked my government’s official accounts for propaganda. Not teehee that my government is spreading right wing propaganda
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Cute Halloween costume
October 12, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Cute Halloween costume
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🎃 October 12 🎃
Volunteer Firedog
Volunteer Firedog
October 12, 2025 at 1:53 PM
🎃 October 12 🎃
Volunteer Firedog
Volunteer Firedog
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Live view of war-ravaged Portland:
a small frog is sitting on a counter next to an orange ball
Alt: a small frog is sitting on a counter next to an orange ball. Someone places a tiny hat on their head
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October 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Live view of war-ravaged Portland:
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Salvation Army seen feeding ICE today. For anyone who doesn't already know about their bigotry, here is more, No need to give them your money this Christmas, or ever.
It’s dinner time for the police. Appears to be pizza from a Salvation Army van.
Broadview’s “free speech” curfew starts soon, at 6pm.
Broadview’s “free speech” curfew starts soon, at 6pm.
October 11, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Salvation Army seen feeding ICE today. For anyone who doesn't already know about their bigotry, here is more, No need to give them your money this Christmas, or ever.
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Some people got angry at this post a few days ago, but I don’t know what to tell you. It really sucks but false heroes give false hope. Pritzker has said some great things and his lawsuits vs feds seems righteous but having HIS cops brutalize people makes a joke of it.
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Are you stopping them? Doesn’t look like it.
Analysis is 100% right but it’s important not to blow smoke when your citizens are getting brutalized. Maybe all the people saying the governor has no legit way of actually stopping them are correct! But if you can’t, then don’t claim you are.
Analysis is 100% right but it’s important not to blow smoke when your citizens are getting brutalized. Maybe all the people saying the governor has no legit way of actually stopping them are correct! But if you can’t, then don’t claim you are.
Pritzker: "I think it's important to recognize that the Trump administration does not seem to respect any laws in the United States. They just do what they want to do and they'll keep doing it unless someone stops them. Here in Illinois we're stopping them."
October 11, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Some people got angry at this post a few days ago, but I don’t know what to tell you. It really sucks but false heroes give false hope. Pritzker has said some great things and his lawsuits vs feds seems righteous but having HIS cops brutalize people makes a joke of it.
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Detroit Tigers announcer - I'm sorry, was that out loud?
YouTube video by Geoff M
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October 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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The Sons of 1977 ALCS. The Mariners and Blue Jays are expansion mates, born in 1977 as new AL clubs. Toronto wasn't part of MLB's US licensing agreement—they had their own team-labeled retail program which generated massive revenue, selling 120,000 caps in Vancouver alone (3,000 miles from Toronto)
October 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
The Sons of 1977 ALCS. The Mariners and Blue Jays are expansion mates, born in 1977 as new AL clubs. Toronto wasn't part of MLB's US licensing agreement—they had their own team-labeled retail program which generated massive revenue, selling 120,000 caps in Vancouver alone (3,000 miles from Toronto)
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It simply should not be possible for the president to repeatedly claim that a major city is burning without a wall of live standups happening in that city clearly demonstrating that it is not
American broadcast journalism has utterly failed and is a dead industry, there's nothing left worth saving
October 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
It simply should not be possible for the president to repeatedly claim that a major city is burning without a wall of live standups happening in that city clearly demonstrating that it is not
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Okay @adampknave.com you asked for it, here is your Skeleton Roast
October 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Okay @adampknave.com you asked for it, here is your Skeleton Roast
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Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE
Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in
Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle
Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired
Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her
Truth: No cars rammed ICE
Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in
Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle
Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired
Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her
Body-camera video appears to contradict the government’s claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed.
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Attorney for woman shot by Border Patrol claims officer said 'Do something b-----' before shooting
Body-camera video appears to contradict the government's claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed. A judge ordered Martinez and a co-defendant released pending trial.
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October 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE
Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in
Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle
Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired
Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her
Truth: No cars rammed ICE
Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in
Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle
Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired
Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her
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Where are those "state's rights" people at?
This morning, the Trump Administration’s Department of War gave me an ultimatum: call up your troops, or we will. It is absolutely outrageous and un-American to demand a Governor send military troops within our own borders and against our will.
October 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Where are those "state's rights" people at?
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It’s only a matter of time before there is a Kent State or far worse episode.
We have a bunch of barely trained hop-heads encourage to unleash violence.
What happens after is anyone’s guess. But none of this should deter us from fighting for democracy and rule of law.
We have a bunch of barely trained hop-heads encourage to unleash violence.
What happens after is anyone’s guess. But none of this should deter us from fighting for democracy and rule of law.
October 4, 2025 at 1:38 AM
It’s only a matter of time before there is a Kent State or far worse episode.
We have a bunch of barely trained hop-heads encourage to unleash violence.
What happens after is anyone’s guess. But none of this should deter us from fighting for democracy and rule of law.
We have a bunch of barely trained hop-heads encourage to unleash violence.
What happens after is anyone’s guess. But none of this should deter us from fighting for democracy and rule of law.