Local Concerned Citizen
@jumanjimachine.bsky.social
Secretly 3 raccoons in a trench coat. Here for your trash.
Pinned
Year 2049:
I arise from a floor vat of goo.
"Computer" my voice echoes across an empty room.
A Clippy hologram appears.
"Image creation, shot of vagina, superimpose Che Guevara face, alter pubic hair to match Che hair.
Title: Guerilla Grip Pussy"
I am the last human shit poster and this is my tale.
I arise from a floor vat of goo.
"Computer" my voice echoes across an empty room.
A Clippy hologram appears.
"Image creation, shot of vagina, superimpose Che Guevara face, alter pubic hair to match Che hair.
Title: Guerilla Grip Pussy"
I am the last human shit poster and this is my tale.
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Sorry I'm late, "I Try" by Macy Gray came on the radio and I had to ghost ride the whip in the parking lot.
November 15, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Sorry I'm late, "I Try" by Macy Gray came on the radio and I had to ghost ride the whip in the parking lot.
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this story was sort of lost in the last few days of the epstein news but it’s wild how many republicans appear to be pedophiles or okay with pedophilia
'Beyond horrific': Observers aghast as teen at center of Gaetz sex scandal comes forward
www.rawstory.com/matt-gaetz-t...
www.rawstory.com/matt-gaetz-t...
'Beyond horrific': Observers aghast as teen at center of Gaetz sex scandal comes forward
Reactions mounted Thursday after a woman sharing her story for the first time said that then-Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) sexually abused her when she was just 17, while she was living in a homeless shelter...
www.rawstory.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
this story was sort of lost in the last few days of the epstein news but it’s wild how many republicans appear to be pedophiles or okay with pedophilia
Adam Friedland sends his regards.
Blau blau blau
Blau blau blau
November 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Adam Friedland sends his regards.
Blau blau blau
Blau blau blau
*after getting diagnosed*
I'm a confirmed 💯BPD baddie🤪. They said my😏 swag too stronk💪, I eat too much 🔥hot chip💅 and 🙊lie. I need 🫣CBT to bring me back down🥺. But what if getting better makes me worse. 😵
I'm a confirmed 💯BPD baddie🤪. They said my😏 swag too stronk💪, I eat too much 🔥hot chip💅 and 🙊lie. I need 🫣CBT to bring me back down🥺. But what if getting better makes me worse. 😵
November 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
*after getting diagnosed*
I'm a confirmed 💯BPD baddie🤪. They said my😏 swag too stronk💪, I eat too much 🔥hot chip💅 and 🙊lie. I need 🫣CBT to bring me back down🥺. But what if getting better makes me worse. 😵
I'm a confirmed 💯BPD baddie🤪. They said my😏 swag too stronk💪, I eat too much 🔥hot chip💅 and 🙊lie. I need 🫣CBT to bring me back down🥺. But what if getting better makes me worse. 😵
New Orville Peck.
November 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
New Orville Peck.
Me, looking at a large swiftly flowing river:
Damn that river.
The beaver next to me:
Exactly!
Damn that river.
The beaver next to me:
Exactly!
November 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Me, looking at a large swiftly flowing river:
Damn that river.
The beaver next to me:
Exactly!
Damn that river.
The beaver next to me:
Exactly!
The children have discovered their own mortality.
November 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
The children have discovered their own mortality.
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The bill to reopen the government sneaks in three changes that will cause harm:
A stricter ban on abortion nationwide
An end to FDA food safety regulations
A near total ban on hemp products that will outlaw THC and remove another pain control option from the market
They want to cause pain
A stricter ban on abortion nationwide
An end to FDA food safety regulations
A near total ban on hemp products that will outlaw THC and remove another pain control option from the market
They want to cause pain
November 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The bill to reopen the government sneaks in three changes that will cause harm:
A stricter ban on abortion nationwide
An end to FDA food safety regulations
A near total ban on hemp products that will outlaw THC and remove another pain control option from the market
They want to cause pain
A stricter ban on abortion nationwide
An end to FDA food safety regulations
A near total ban on hemp products that will outlaw THC and remove another pain control option from the market
They want to cause pain
Maybe winking is a generational thing, but older coworkers wink at me in a way I am not used to. Saying good morning to an older lady, I get a good morning and a wink back. In a meeting older guy responding to me to give positive confirmation about a project timeline along with a wink.
November 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Maybe winking is a generational thing, but older coworkers wink at me in a way I am not used to. Saying good morning to an older lady, I get a good morning and a wink back. In a meeting older guy responding to me to give positive confirmation about a project timeline along with a wink.
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the "it can't happen in america" to "it's totally happening in america and corporations are fully onboard" pipeline
New: Google has chosen a side in Trump's mass deportation campaign. Google is hosting a CBP facial recognition app to hunt immigrants; no indication Google will remove. At same time Google takes down apps for reporting ICE sightings
“Big tech has made their choice”
www.404media.co/google-has-c...
“Big tech has made their choice”
www.404media.co/google-has-c...
Google Has Chosen a Side in Trump's Mass Deportation Effort
Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, while simultaneously removing apps that report the location of ICE officials because Google sees ICE as a vulnerable gr...
www.404media.co
November 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
the "it can't happen in america" to "it's totally happening in america and corporations are fully onboard" pipeline
Can't believe they are making a movie about teen Jesus with FKA Twigs as Mary and Nicholas Cage as Joseph. What an insane green light.
November 13, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Can't believe they are making a movie about teen Jesus with FKA Twigs as Mary and Nicholas Cage as Joseph. What an insane green light.
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cool Epstein is connected to Thiel because why wouldn't he be
POLITICO: “.. In one 2018 exchange, Epstein asks PayPal founder Peter Thiel .. if he was enjoying Los Angeles.
“.. Can’t complain thus far…,” Thiel answered, to which Epstein replied, “Dec visit me Caribbean.”
@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
“.. Can’t complain thus far…,” Thiel answered, to which Epstein replied, “Dec visit me Caribbean.”
@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
November 13, 2025 at 1:04 AM
cool Epstein is connected to Thiel because why wouldn't he be
I know old man, I know.
November 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I know old man, I know.
This is the supreme court case that ruled cops have no legal obligation to protect you:
In 1999, a woman named Jessica Gonzales sought and obtained an order of protection against her physically abusive husband ("AH"), who had repeatedly threatened to kill her and their three children. The order included language specifically limiting when and where AH was allowed to see the children.
November 12, 2025 at 6:44 PM
This is the supreme court case that ruled cops have no legal obligation to protect you:
This game and soundtrack always makes me nostalgic. Brings back memories to being a lil kid, playing this while eating a cinnamon poptart on a Saturday morning, under a blanket as it rains outside.
November 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
This game and soundtrack always makes me nostalgic. Brings back memories to being a lil kid, playing this while eating a cinnamon poptart on a Saturday morning, under a blanket as it rains outside.
I was taught to imagine words as warriors entering a coliseum where they would battle each other to the death until the strongest triumphed and thus form a sentence.
how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers
For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno...
www.apmreports.org
November 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I was taught to imagine words as warriors entering a coliseum where they would battle each other to the death until the strongest triumphed and thus form a sentence.
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has alex karp always been this nuts
November 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
has alex karp always been this nuts
You fool! You thought your Magikarp using splash attack could defeat MY Magikarp using Splash attack!
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
You fool! You thought your Magikarp using splash attack could defeat MY Magikarp using Splash attack!
Economy so *ucked up even the Poké-nomy feelin it.
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Economy so *ucked up even the Poké-nomy feelin it.
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a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
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Me stoned as hell watching the microwave s'mores cook
November 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Me stoned as hell watching the microwave s'mores cook