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em dash dual wielder

@juicyb3rry.bsky.social

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Writer of #fanfiction and possibly other, secret things. https://archiveofourown.org/users/juicyb3rry/ Mastodon: @[email protected] Genderqueer, she/her please.

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em dash dual wielder @juicyb3rry.bsky.social · 5h

Few are.

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em dash dual wielder @juicyb3rry.bsky.social · 6h

Reboot Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea. That flying sub was cool as hell

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shit whistle @guntoucher.bsky.social · 7h

"BAN PORN. BAN PORN. BAN PORN. GET IT OFFLINE, NOW!!!"

*five minutes later*

"oh SHIT sam altman made a spankulator take all our funding please"

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jenny_tightpants🪑 @jtp.bsky.social · 8h

so cool how republicans will be lockstep in defense of their pack of baby hitlers while democrats will oust any millennial or zoomer from their ranks for saying that maybe insulin should be free or that we shouldn't send 45 trillion dollars a month to israel's ethnic cleansing budget

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em dash dual wielder @juicyb3rry.bsky.social · 8h

I said I'm afraid!!

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em dash dual wielder @juicyb3rry.bsky.social · 8h

What I'm afraid to ask is, is it Jon Benet's killer who's involved with Epstein... or is it Jon Benet herself??

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em dash dual wielder @juicyb3rry.bsky.social · 8h

3girlscatlady.bsky.social @3girlscatlady.bsky.social • 18h
Joined Nov '24
I agree, I think it's much bigger than we know. I heard a theory the other day that even involved Jon Benet Ramsey. What's terrifying is that as much as you don't want to believe how pervasive this is, you can't deny the possibility

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🍉 General Theory of Curry Goat @coolieduppy.bsky.social · 2d

On American numeracy and literacy in the war against Grenada - Dionne Brand

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em dash dual wielder @juicyb3rry.bsky.social · 9h

Oh I love credible intelligence! We had so much of that during the GWB administration

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Piper @the-pied-piper.bsky.social · 1d

So, Łink is still banned? All the accounts we see catch bans and come back, and all the ones that mysteriously never get banned, but the one that stays banned is Łink?

Free Łink.

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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 9h

kanye is going to get into necromancy in the year 2027

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10h

Natures’s Labubu…why are Gen Z unboxing Conkers?

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em dash dual wielder @juicyb3rry.bsky.social · 9h

You've been very bad! Unless that's not the vibe you're looking for, because actually I think you're very good! Let me know what you think!

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em dash dual wielder @juicyb3rry.bsky.social · 10h

trying to seem cool to the kids and accidentally conking my boxers

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 12h

The entire economy depends on this horseshit so it's your patriotic duty to ask the computer to honk your bingus several times a day

The Verge @theverge.com · 16h

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

ChatGPT is about to get flirty.

buff.ly

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em dash dual wielder @juicyb3rry.bsky.social · 10h

It's more likely than you think!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBTQ_r...

LGBTQ rights in East Germany - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

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em dash dual wielder @juicyb3rry.bsky.social · 10h

Also East Germany had free gender affirming surgery so her statement is quite literally wrong. There was absolutely a designer vagina under communism and it was free.

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em dash dual wielder @juicyb3rry.bsky.social · 10h

[bobby hill voice] I’ll TELL you when I’ve had enough

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Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 16h

liberalism has no solutions, only empty rhetoric and a policy of adopting the ways and means of their nominal opponents until they themselves are an ineffective shadow of the monsters currently stripping the american carcass. it will not save you. it will not save us.

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Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 16h

Transness is not bourgeois. This is a wedge idea dreamed up by some gleefully amoral think tank lobotomite to split trans people and make us fight each other. That we relay on modern medicine doesn't make us any more bourgeois than someone who needs antidepressants or cleft palate repair.

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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 15h

Will Menaker used this as the basis for the best explanation I've seen of Elite Columnist Trans Bathroom Panic in the UK - these people all went to boarding schools where kids doing horrendous things to one another in bathrooms (while everyone kept quiet about it) was part of the curriculum.

La Conquête du Panini @botsnack.bsky.social · 15h

Would read/listen to hours long analysis of this dynamic with historical context.

Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 15h

Mutual blackmail material has always been the backbone of elite solidarity. Aristocrats don't send their kids to boarding schools because the teachers are better; they send them to learn the group dynamic of being above the law. Whether you participate or only witness it, keep your mouth shut.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 11h

only surprising thing about the racist young republican groupchat is that jd vance wasn't in there dropping crylaugh emoji reacts

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🦎galileo🍉 @galileogb.bsky.social · 13h

Sonic saying, "Support your local, human, erotica creators. You need chatgpt to suck your e-dick for you? You absolutely fucking LOSER"

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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 13h

Happy Anita Bryant Humiliation Day

A four-panel image of Anita Bryant being pied in her sanctimonious face by gay rights activist Thom Higgins, 1977.

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em dash dual wielder @juicyb3rry.bsky.social · 12h

usually that kind of career arc requires a major substance abuse problem