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jp malone
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there’s nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse
you just created a million Dicks Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
ironically the biggest wimp in this story is Merrick fucking Garland

abcnews.go.com/Politics/you...
'You'll go down as a wimp:' Pence's never-before-published notes key evidence in case against Trump, book says
Donald Trump berated Mike Pence, calling his then-vice president a "wimp" during their final phone call on Jan. 6, 2021.
abcnews.go.com
October 27, 2025 at 1:23 PM
ebay having a live widget for items that i’ve bid on is going to be very dangerous for my spending habits
October 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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maaaany such cases
Robert Kennedy Jr. got clean, got into wellness and made it everyone’s problem.
September 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
September 18, 2025 at 11:27 PM
maga has lost their goddamn minds
September 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
in 2028 I’m voting for whoever is willing to go scorched earth on these fascists and right now that’s Gavin Newsom
Sinclair, run by right-wing media mogul David Smith, says suspending the Jimmy Kimmel show isn’t enough. It is going to run a tribute to Kirk during Kimmel’s time slot.

Sinclair stations will run not consider putting Kimmel back on air until he apologizes and donates to Turning Point USA
September 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
This is an insane reaction from MSNBC. Dowd said nothing wrong. We can lament and condemn violence while still acknowledging the (well-documented!) reality of Charlie Kirk’s career. Kirk was incredibly divisive and he did traffic in hatred against liberals, LGBTQ people, racial minorities, and women
September 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Moderate voices in the US, particularly in the UK, need to recognise you can decry political violence, “offer sympathies” whilst also recognise that Kirk was a despicable person who touted extremist views and profited off the fear of minorities.

It is possible to express these concurrent thoughts.
September 11, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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i think to some extent the commentariat in the US sees 'being part of the commentariat' as their class interest and are seeking to defend that
mad to me how many people are apparently struggling with this!
Moderate voices in the US, particularly in the UK, need to recognise you can decry political violence, “offer sympathies” whilst also recognise that Kirk was a despicable person who touted extremist views and profited off the fear of minorities.

It is possible to express these concurrent thoughts.
September 11, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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I want to be nice but like… the fact that America mourns Charlie Kirk but America does not mourn Melissa Hortman is the whole problem.
September 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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My main observation from the last few hours of monitoring US social media is that Democrats are universally denouncing political violence and calling for calm while MAGA are escalating language and openly lusting for retribution against broad categories of people they identity as their enemies.
September 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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/4 But it’s perfectly reasonable to point out that the people who will wave the bloody shirt over this — the people who support Charlie Kirk — are evil hypocrites who endorse and excuse violence every day. Refraining from celebrating doesn’t mean tolerating bullshit.

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You’re not wrong. At all. I just think people are also tired of being lectured about this. And that’s where a lot of the anger stems from, unfortunately, in the people’s feeds that are preaching it. Every single time a shooting happens — which happens alot now. Sigh.
September 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Oh no not this, I am going to have to take off my Bill Clinton Hat and return all of my Bill Clinton Coin and stop reading my Bill Clinton Bible
lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
September 9, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I love watching Aaron Rodgers get his shit rocked
September 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I logged onto twitter today and holy shit what happened to the API it’s excruciatingly slow
September 5, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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This is a damning anecdote from Rep Jim McGovern. He tells me that during debate over Trump's big budget bill, House Rs privately admitted to him that it would screw over their own constituents, yet they had to vote for it anyway.

Read all of it. He wrecks them:

newrepublic.com/article/1999...
September 4, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I’m becoming negatively polarized into an anti-anti-Burning Man position by all the wokescolds on my timeline allergic to fun
August 31, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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There’s an enormous amount of stuff in this book I’d like to highlight, but start with:

“What emerges as the most elementary insight is that, since we do not now have any ways of making computers wise, we ought not now to give computers tasks that demand wisdom.”
August 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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the early bedtimes will continue until morale improves @jpbrammer.bsky.social
August 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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i think one issue is that this approach has proven to be a total failure. a partisan who sees the right as morally deficient will have had a better track record at predicting the events of the last few years than someone who is endlessly trying to demonstrate their nuance.
August 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
that’s not what “POV” means but you know what you’re hot so…sure
August 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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really feels like housing affordability is one of the most important political issues of our time, affecting nearly every aspect of our lives, and everyday our mainstream political discourse is about whether sour cream is woke or not
August 9, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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The bosses all understood this is what voting for Trump was voting for. If youre a worker and you thought it was for cheaper groceries or lower rent or access to burrito taxis or whatever you got conned
The unemployment rate among recent graduates has been increasing this year to an average of 5.3%, compared to around 4% for the labor force as a whole, making it one of the toughest job markets for recent graduates since 2015, according to the Federal Reserve Bank of New York.
August 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM