jp malone
@jpmalone.bsky.social
there’s nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse
ebay having a live widget for items that i’ve bid on is going to be very dangerous for my spending habits
October 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
ebay having a live widget for items that i’ve bid on is going to be very dangerous for my spending habits
maga has lost their goddamn minds
September 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
maga has lost their goddamn minds
made a friend at the bike shop today
June 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
made a friend at the bike shop today
“you’ll own nothing and you’ll be happy”
April 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM
“you’ll own nothing and you’ll be happy”
we are governed by morons
March 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
we are governed by morons
this is getting out of hand
March 19, 2025 at 12:34 AM
this is getting out of hand
Realized as I was booking a flight for next month that for the first time in my life I’m actually quite nervous about getting on a plane! Love that development
February 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Realized as I was booking a flight for next month that for the first time in my life I’m actually quite nervous about getting on a plane! Love that development
non-zero chance that this was either posted or directed by Elon. Trump tweets like a Fox-addled geriatric addicted to adderal, the super-villain voice is Elon’s.
February 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
non-zero chance that this was either posted or directed by Elon. Trump tweets like a Fox-addled geriatric addicted to adderal, the super-villain voice is Elon’s.
oh my god sabrina carpenter for vogue 🥵🥵🥵
February 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
oh my god sabrina carpenter for vogue 🥵🥵🥵
when benson boone did that flip
February 3, 2025 at 2:21 AM
when benson boone did that flip
the gc is taking the luka trade well
February 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM
the gc is taking the luka trade well
not an exhaustive list
January 1, 2025 at 1:32 AM
not an exhaustive list
