Jordan
@jordoofus.bsky.social
♐🚺✡️ · 35 · she/her · socal | stationery enthusiast · professional nap taker · hypochondriac | 日本語🆗; LA↔東京 | 🔞
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me when i'm incapable of differentiating between the gothic romance girlies who enjoyed crimson peak and the white supremacists who believe that intermarrying will keep their bloodlines pure
December 7, 2025 at 8:09 AM
me when i'm incapable of differentiating between the gothic romance girlies who enjoyed crimson peak and the white supremacists who believe that intermarrying will keep their bloodlines pure
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nothing better than a nice room temperature glass of Blue for the 10th night of Hanukkah
A quick tip: AI is notably bad at menorahs.
(Special mention for the blue glasses of Traditional Hanukkah Beverage)
(Special mention for the blue glasses of Traditional Hanukkah Beverage)
December 4, 2025 at 6:12 AM
nothing better than a nice room temperature glass of Blue for the 10th night of Hanukkah
the nine-year-old i tutor asked me today if i knew that "you could make little faces with the keyboard instead of using emoji" and i felt my soul leave my body
the children yearn to soften the tone of a work email with :-)
the children yearn to soften the tone of a work email with :-)
December 3, 2025 at 6:34 AM
the nine-year-old i tutor asked me today if i knew that "you could make little faces with the keyboard instead of using emoji" and i felt my soul leave my body
the children yearn to soften the tone of a work email with :-)
the children yearn to soften the tone of a work email with :-)
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ben solo. my beautiful son. i named you after the oldest man i ever knew’s witness protection name
December 2, 2025 at 7:29 PM
ben solo. my beautiful son. i named you after the oldest man i ever knew’s witness protection name
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stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
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Dems backed Trump into a corner where he’s advocating for starving Americans and hemorrhaging support. If they vote to let him off the hook in exchange for nothing it’s a cataclysmic failure. I know people are in pain but insulating Republicans from political consequences is not the answer.
November 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Dems backed Trump into a corner where he’s advocating for starving Americans and hemorrhaging support. If they vote to let him off the hook in exchange for nothing it’s a cataclysmic failure. I know people are in pain but insulating Republicans from political consequences is not the answer.
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An agreement to agree to do a later vote is NOT an enforceable contract so what in the actual hell are Americans getting out of this deal??
November 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
An agreement to agree to do a later vote is NOT an enforceable contract so what in the actual hell are Americans getting out of this deal??
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Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
incredible things happening on link play
November 8, 2025 at 5:15 AM
incredible things happening on link play
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A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.
November 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.
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Dr Oz talking about obesity, diabetes and dementia while Trump is slumped over like a man minutes from death is supremely funny content
November 6, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Dr Oz talking about obesity, diabetes and dementia while Trump is slumped over like a man minutes from death is supremely funny content
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1. People have been trying to argue that Ben is a 1:1 ideological nazi for YEARS. Where has this guy been??
2. The "text of his character" is that he was a lonely little boy with an evil space wizard telepathically whispering in his mind and preying on his insecurities for his ENTIRE LIFE (cont.)
2. The "text of his character" is that he was a lonely little boy with an evil space wizard telepathically whispering in his mind and preying on his insecurities for his ENTIRE LIFE (cont.)
October 29, 2025 at 5:27 AM
1. People have been trying to argue that Ben is a 1:1 ideological nazi for YEARS. Where has this guy been??
2. The "text of his character" is that he was a lonely little boy with an evil space wizard telepathically whispering in his mind and preying on his insecurities for his ENTIRE LIFE (cont.)
2. The "text of his character" is that he was a lonely little boy with an evil space wizard telepathically whispering in his mind and preying on his insecurities for his ENTIRE LIFE (cont.)
uh, gee, i dunno...IN-UNIVERSE MORALITY?
October 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
uh, gee, i dunno...IN-UNIVERSE MORALITY?