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Jordan
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us for years: they're leaving it open so they can bring him back at a future point

adam driver: I have assembled a team to depict ben solo's return for $100

bob iger: jared leto is one of our finest living actors, don't you agree?
I LOVE that disney did this to themselves by excluding Ben Solo from the force ghost reveal at the end of the movie, inadvertently creating a lore where he’s the ONLY character who’s vanished onscreen but then not come back as a force ghost, making it so easy for him to be alive
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the assumption was always that he’d be the most difficult to lure back, so to know they had him locked the fuck in and hype is so baffling it can only be explained by Iger having reddit chud opinions
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Well this aged amazingly
This is the best part of an already amazing article.
i'm also heartened to see that the general audience is just as outraged and baffled by this as we are lmao
like on one hand, i feel vindicated that there are still people involved in SW who care about the story and actually seem to realize that the ending was narratively inappropriate & want to change that, BUT ON THE OTHER HAND, i'm so disappointed and angry that it didn't happen...
forget about how cathartic it would be for the story they've been telling for almost 50 years to no longer end in tragedy (and the impact restoring the balance of the force would have on the gffa), i can't even comprehend how allergic to money you'd have to be to pass on this
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the amount of writing & storytelling that has happened due to both "Rey deserves to have the dude she wants forever!" AND "I don't think Hermione would want the dude she has forever"
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"We took freedom of speech away" should be in every campaign ad moving forward.
Trump: "We took the freedom of speech away because that's been through the courts and the courts said you have freedom of speech, but what has happened is when they burn a flag it agitates and irritates crowds."
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Star Wars ending in anything but an absolute unapologetic joyous celebratory happy ever after is an utter mythically incorrect ending, argue with a wall
just floating through life as a floppy little sponge that can't think for itself...
is your moral backbone also made of cheese? because if watching a cartoon or reading a book is enough to completely override your sense of right and wrong, you must not have had any real convictions in the first place.
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Anyway as I understand it traditional publishing is struggling and you can decry the fact that they don’t publish what you want to read, but publish writing they know people already like would seem to be a symptom, rather than a cause. Again, I can only recommend touting the stuff you *do* like.
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is it GERD or is it The News
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BREAKING: Disney+ is to replace the two-season run of Andor with a recut version that runs for only five minutes, and is just Mon Mothma apologising profusely to Darth Vader for any inconvenience, and letting him have whatever he wants.
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The remarks weren’t “about Charlie Kirk,” they were about how this administration is using Kirk’s death as an excuse to shut down critics … and they responded by proving him completely correct.
it's a good thing I've been too lazy to go get my battery replaced, because i'd be like 1000 times more pissed off if i had just tossed $200 into the planned obsolescence machine