Jordan
@jordoofus.bsky.social
♐🚺✡️ · 35 · she/her · socal | stationery enthusiast · professional nap taker · hypochondriac | 日本語🆗; LA↔東京 | 🔞
me when i'm incapable of differentiating between the gothic romance girlies who enjoyed crimson peak and the white supremacists who believe that intermarrying will keep their bloodlines pure
December 7, 2025 at 8:09 AM
me when i'm incapable of differentiating between the gothic romance girlies who enjoyed crimson peak and the white supremacists who believe that intermarrying will keep their bloodlines pure
excuse me sir I am trying to take cute pics with the rainbow........
November 17, 2025 at 4:57 AM
excuse me sir I am trying to take cute pics with the rainbow........
incredible things happening on link play
November 8, 2025 at 5:15 AM
incredible things happening on link play
1. People have been trying to argue that Ben is a 1:1 ideological nazi for YEARS. Where has this guy been??
2. The "text of his character" is that he was a lonely little boy with an evil space wizard telepathically whispering in his mind and preying on his insecurities for his ENTIRE LIFE (cont.)
2. The "text of his character" is that he was a lonely little boy with an evil space wizard telepathically whispering in his mind and preying on his insecurities for his ENTIRE LIFE (cont.)
October 29, 2025 at 5:27 AM
1. People have been trying to argue that Ben is a 1:1 ideological nazi for YEARS. Where has this guy been??
2. The "text of his character" is that he was a lonely little boy with an evil space wizard telepathically whispering in his mind and preying on his insecurities for his ENTIRE LIFE (cont.)
2. The "text of his character" is that he was a lonely little boy with an evil space wizard telepathically whispering in his mind and preying on his insecurities for his ENTIRE LIFE (cont.)
uh, gee, i dunno...IN-UNIVERSE MORALITY?
October 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
uh, gee, i dunno...IN-UNIVERSE MORALITY?
booktok ass harassment training
October 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
booktok ass harassment training
is your moral backbone also made of cheese? because if watching a cartoon or reading a book is enough to completely override your sense of right and wrong, you must not have had any real convictions in the first place.
October 2, 2025 at 5:58 AM
is your moral backbone also made of cheese? because if watching a cartoon or reading a book is enough to completely override your sense of right and wrong, you must not have had any real convictions in the first place.
finally hung these guys up
I know they aren't perfectly straight, but I'm so over climbing up and down this ladder 🫠
I know they aren't perfectly straight, but I'm so over climbing up and down this ladder 🫠
September 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
finally hung these guys up
I know they aren't perfectly straight, but I'm so over climbing up and down this ladder 🫠
I know they aren't perfectly straight, but I'm so over climbing up and down this ladder 🫠
oh you're giants, alright...giant fucking babies who flooded a post about your so-called favorite show with so much harassment and negative engagement that netflix was forced to take it down—all because they made a silly little joke about a fictional couple you hate
August 13, 2025 at 5:59 AM
oh you're giants, alright...giant fucking babies who flooded a post about your so-called favorite show with so much harassment and negative engagement that netflix was forced to take it down—all because they made a silly little joke about a fictional couple you hate
i know this guy is probably not even a real person and exists solely to make people mad, but the way he (it?) is acting like shows from six (not sixty, six!) years ago are SO technologically inferior that it's as if they used vhs camcorders and cardboard sets is so funny to me...
August 8, 2025 at 8:45 AM
i know this guy is probably not even a real person and exists solely to make people mad, but the way he (it?) is acting like shows from six (not sixty, six!) years ago are SO technologically inferior that it's as if they used vhs camcorders and cardboard sets is so funny to me...