Jonas Traxler
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Believe it or not, “Big Turd Peacock” was the name of my mercifully short-lived Ska band in college.
Hey @cbsnews.com you complicit lickspittles aware of this?
Just started watching Season 3 episode 1 of The Diplomat

Just to be safe, have a glass of water, Sir
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picture the guy from the fancy restaurant scene in the blues brothers saying "sirrrr sirrrrr sirrrrrrrrrrrrr" forever
Me, when they refuse to serve a happy meal to a grown ass man
Hit a surprise Grand Slam vs Braves in ‘98.
Only bigger surprise was a Mitch Williams (!) homer vs Mets in ‘89
Is that Bitterman waiting to pick up Arthur Bach?
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Hi there. We're the Republican Party. Our policies are such that without voter suppression, gerrymandering and a gutting of civil rights legislation, we couldn't stay in power. And, oh yeah, if you do somehow manage to win an election on the merits, we won't swear you in to serve.

Best of luck.
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This guy looks like he’s about to get his ass kicked by Bruce Lee
Hey Toronto wiseass wearing the Buttplug T-shirt to taunt Raleigh.
It didn’t work
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Pilot: (on intercom) There are no air traffic controllers today so everybody look out the window and holler if you see another plane
AGENT CARTER was amazing and I’m still seething that it was cancelled after only 2 Seasons
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Hell of a thing to put next to a statue of Joan of Arc. (h/t David Pilling)
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Olivia Nuzzi whenever someone runs the garbage disposal: I should call him