Jonas Traxler
@jonastraxler.bsky.social
Non-essential NORAD Employee
What a fucking empty vest
December 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
What a fucking empty vest
I’m sure that skeevy weirdo Scott Galloway is all over this one…
December 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I’m sure that skeevy weirdo Scott Galloway is all over this one…
Just what absolutely nobody is asking for...
December 11, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Just what absolutely nobody is asking for...
You're likable *enough* Seamus
December 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
You're likable *enough* Seamus
They'll likely have to shift their Gerrymandering strategy to "We just won't certify our opponents victories"
December 10, 2025 at 12:34 PM
They'll likely have to shift their Gerrymandering strategy to "We just won't certify our opponents victories"
Only applicable to *Republican* God Kings
December 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Only applicable to *Republican* God Kings
Just what the Rust Belt Diner patrons voted for
December 7, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Just what the Rust Belt Diner patrons voted for
Tom Cotton should appear on television more. The ladies will absolutely swoon at his Norman Bates bellicose staccato.
December 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Tom Cotton should appear on television more. The ladies will absolutely swoon at his Norman Bates bellicose staccato.
It's Black letter law, you fucking squishes!
December 7, 2025 at 1:37 PM
It's Black letter law, you fucking squishes!
Always holds the mic like a fey old crooner
December 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Always holds the mic like a fey old crooner
We need a new KXM Album, Ray! 🤞
December 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
We need a new KXM Album, Ray! 🤞
