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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 1h

Pretty much.

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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 1h

Traitorous Gizzards: You think?

JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 3h

I can do this. I can do this. Normal people do this all the time. I can do this. I can be normal for a week.

JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 1d

OK. The next few days I am going to be making myself finish the Great Cleaning And Tidying Project I seem to have started by accident. I shall no doubt whinge about it all a great deal and bore you all to tears. But it needs to be done by dinner time Thursday. So. Deep breath. Good night's sleep.

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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 2h

a man with a beard is wearing a shirt that says no on it

Alt: Coach Beard says 'No'. Because NO.

media.tenor.com

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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 2h

Surgery Friday. Mother arriving Thursday evening to cat-sit and then invalid-sit.

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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 2h

*looks up from sorting biography, autobiography, memoir, and life writing*

You people. Honestly.

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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 3h

Look at you, you handsome little thing!

JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 3h

One of my school-friend's dad broke his ribs sneezing.

Sneezing is POWERFUL STUFF.

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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 3h

👍

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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 3h

Tripe (self explanatory)
Grave of the Fireflies (I do not need to cry that hard ever again)
Mary Did You Know (patronising bastards)

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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 3h

I've just done half the dishes and cleaned the kitchen window.

Coffee now.

Then the OTHER windows. The bedroom one has an artistic collection of little cat-nose prints.

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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 3h

Good LORD. Oh dear!

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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 3h

Tsk.

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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 3h

I just need to not be distracted by a sudden urge to alphabetise my ink collection. *deep breaths*

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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 3h

I can do this. I can do this. Normal people do this all the time. I can do this. I can be normal for a week.

JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 1d

OK. The next few days I am going to be making myself finish the Great Cleaning And Tidying Project I seem to have started by accident. I shall no doubt whinge about it all a great deal and bore you all to tears. But it needs to be done by dinner time Thursday. So. Deep breath. Good night's sleep.