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Joe Inglish ♨️
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Cyclist, software engineer, stagehand, Seattle-dwelling Oregonian. He/him
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She bought it for me and she can dress me up however she wants
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if i posted photos of someone like this my partner would be texting me with a link to the tweet accompanied solely with “?”
November 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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I am begrudgingly fine with both of these things ultimately because I support Democrats ability to do politics. We have a serious factional ratfucking problem and I have zero respect for those who do it in these times
BAD: sitting on stage with Liz Cheney after her and her dad endorsed Kamala Harris in the 2024 election.

GOOD: skinning and grinning with Donald Trump after he won the 2024 election and spent the entire year destroying the lives of millions.

Some of y'all continue to not be worth a fuck.
November 22, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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Okay come on, who is gunna be a hero and just screenshot the entire thing for everyone?
November 22, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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why, what is thi--

GOD IS DEAD AND WE ARE JUST SUFFERING THE PSYCHIC AFTERSHOCKS OF A DYING UNIVERSE
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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I am way too unconfident to predict where today’s political developments are gonna go
November 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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My entire timeline has been talking about the loud tankie minority for 24 hours. Nobody is accommodating them.
Everyone on here intuitively understands that hanging out with a bunch of Nazis on Twitter creates a powerful social pressure to accommodate yourself to far-right views, but then refuses to acknowledge that largely the same dynamic also exists on here with regard to some pretty nutty fringe leftists
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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When the Great Pyramid of Giza was built, there were still wooly mammoths alive in Siberia
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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Tillis after getting off the phone with GOP donors after the Myers Park Country Club raid:
November 20, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Drop a carousel and a big Christmas tree at Pike Place and boom, free Christmas market
November 20, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Things are going great.
November 20, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Look, everything is just going to be really weird for awhile
November 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Remember the Navy vet in Portland a few years ago that kept getting cracked by police batons and just stood there?

what is the Navy putting in their rations to create these antifa super soldiers
November 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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“Elon's physique is tall and lean at 6'2" with around 185 pounds”

Man did they train this thing on youtu.be/qv6OOuPI5c0?...
November 20, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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swear jar for rehashed discourse
November 20, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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my friend took a picture of me absolutely ripping around a skate bowl and i think it looks pretty cool 😎
November 20, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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I wonder how much the current moment is just some kind of widespread gambling psychosis
STOCKX PARTNERS WITH KALSHI: INVESTORS CAN NOW MAKE BETS ON THE PRICE OF LABUBUS AND SNEAKERS - BBG
November 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Everyone who worked on the Clinton '08 campaign should be put in charge of guarding a bee
Sharing the video of this because it’s such a ghoulish thing to say that I’m honestly in disbelief that I even heard her properly
November 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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The thing is if they start holding prosecutors liable to the bar for misconduct there won't be any
November 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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I, on the other hand, am thrilled.
November 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Trump’s “fragile” ceasefire is actually incredibly strong, it stays in place no matter how many attacks there are!
An Israeli airstrike killed at least 13 people in a Palestinian refugee camp in southern Lebanon, local officials said — an attack that could put pressure on the fragile ceasefire in Gaza between Israel and Hamas.
13 killed in Israeli strike on Palestinian refugee camp in Lebanon
The IDF said it targeted a Hamas training facility in southern Lebanon’s Ain al-Hilweh. The attack could put pressure on the tenuous ceasefire in Gaza.
wapo.st
November 19, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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we have spent the last 12,000 years constantly working on repudiating our evolutionary environment and you don’t get to revert only one of those topics at a time. you wanna play at being anprim, take off your glasses and go live in a fruit bearing forest
Revenge/physical combat was how people settled things for literally millions of years, it's normal human behavior, we're wolves not sheep, the government project trying to social engineer us and domesticate us into sheep has been unsuccessful
November 17, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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You don't often see this at the end of a whistleblower story:
November 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM