Jim Armstrong
@jimmystrong.bsky.social
Dad of two, Actor, Trekkie, appreciator of bad jokes.
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As a centrist, I think Donald Trump is bad, but the political and economic conditions that enabled him to become president twice are good
November 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
As a centrist, I think Donald Trump is bad, but the political and economic conditions that enabled him to become president twice are good
Imagine the audacity it takes to tell someone you won't go until you get some figgy pudding. Like, they're just supposed to give you their precious figgy pudding. Who do you think you are.
November 29, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Imagine the audacity it takes to tell someone you won't go until you get some figgy pudding. Like, they're just supposed to give you their precious figgy pudding. Who do you think you are.
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really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
really went dark for the sequel
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SUBWAYTAKES GUY: So what’s your take
POORLY DISGUISED BLACK BEAR: Campers should leave more food out
POORLY DISGUISED BLACK BEAR: Campers should leave more food out
May 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
SUBWAYTAKES GUY: So what’s your take
POORLY DISGUISED BLACK BEAR: Campers should leave more food out
POORLY DISGUISED BLACK BEAR: Campers should leave more food out
In Back to the Future Part III, when the DeLorean's fuel all spilled out, they should have just siphoned out the gas from the other Deloreon that Doc had buried to get fixed by his younger self in 1955. When Young Doc and Marty dug it up in 1955, they would have just filled it up. Nbd.
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
In Back to the Future Part III, when the DeLorean's fuel all spilled out, they should have just siphoned out the gas from the other Deloreon that Doc had buried to get fixed by his younger self in 1955. When Young Doc and Marty dug it up in 1955, they would have just filled it up. Nbd.
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"read but i need to read them again when the adhd is cooperating"
I want to be able to mark emails neither read nor unread, but another, secret third thing.
November 25, 2025 at 10:53 AM
"read but i need to read them again when the adhd is cooperating"
I'm not one of these anti-woke weirdos, but censoring the word "milk" from Oat Milk is objectively too woke.
November 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I'm not one of these anti-woke weirdos, but censoring the word "milk" from Oat Milk is objectively too woke.
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if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
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RIP Udo Kier, a true original
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his one and only social media post:
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his one and only social media post:
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 AM
RIP Udo Kier, a true original
📽️
his one and only social media post:
📽️
his one and only social media post:
If I were any good at Photoshop, Daniel Alfredsson would be watching my demo reel in this picture.
November 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
If I were any good at Photoshop, Daniel Alfredsson would be watching my demo reel in this picture.
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Before the upstairs you shall see,
Answer me these questions three.
Answer me these questions three.
November 21, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Before the upstairs you shall see,
Answer me these questions three.
Answer me these questions three.
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Before the upstairs you shall see,
Answer me these questions three.
Answer me these questions three.
November 21, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Before the upstairs you shall see,
Answer me these questions three.
Answer me these questions three.
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Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
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some other familiar grocery store names that are brands for producer-owned agricultural co-ops:
Blue Diamond
Bob's Red Mill
Land O'Lakes
Tillamook
Welch's
Blue Diamond
Bob's Red Mill
Land O'Lakes
Tillamook
Welch's
My #SuperlativeCannedGoo tweet from the old place is making rounds again. Support co-op cranberry growers!
November 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
some other familiar grocery store names that are brands for producer-owned agricultural co-ops:
Blue Diamond
Bob's Red Mill
Land O'Lakes
Tillamook
Welch's
Blue Diamond
Bob's Red Mill
Land O'Lakes
Tillamook
Welch's
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never logging off this torment nexus
November 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
November 15, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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It's the weekend, baby
November 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
It's the weekend, baby
When I was a kid, I was always astounded by how easily my Mom could tell when I was lying.
Now I'm a parent, and it's become clear that kids are just terrible liars.
Not me, tho. I was brilliant at it. But how did my Mom know??
Now I'm a parent, and it's become clear that kids are just terrible liars.
Not me, tho. I was brilliant at it. But how did my Mom know??
November 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
When I was a kid, I was always astounded by how easily my Mom could tell when I was lying.
Now I'm a parent, and it's become clear that kids are just terrible liars.
Not me, tho. I was brilliant at it. But how did my Mom know??
Now I'm a parent, and it's become clear that kids are just terrible liars.
Not me, tho. I was brilliant at it. But how did my Mom know??
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sorry if I smell like trash I’ve been rooting around in the trash for valuable trash
November 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
sorry if I smell like trash I’ve been rooting around in the trash for valuable trash
Really looking forward to not hearing any more about NYC's mayoral election after today.
November 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Really looking forward to not hearing any more about NYC's mayoral election after today.
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VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends