Patrice Labubu 🏎️
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I will not be voting for anybody who is not on fire and brimstone and doing these gnggas up The Chicago Way!! I dont want to see no sniggling and giggling with that orange fuck nor hear no bullshit about welcoming bigots back.
a man with a ring on his finger is clapping
ALT: a man with a ring on his finger is clapping
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December 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I will not be voting for anybody who is not on fire and brimstone and doing these gnggas up The Chicago Way!! I dont want to see no sniggling and giggling with that orange fuck nor hear no bullshit about welcoming bigots back.
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needless to say this is a sick way for a man to talk about his employee, let alone one who is more than 50 years younger than him
Trump on Karoline Leavitt: "That beautiful face and those lips that don't stop like a little machine gun"
December 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
needless to say this is a sick way for a man to talk about his employee, let alone one who is more than 50 years younger than him
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I just hate that y’all work on making the same exact statements maga does. Where do you think this “the dems” bullshit came from. You’re being used. It’s working.
December 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I just hate that y’all work on making the same exact statements maga does. Where do you think this “the dems” bullshit came from. You’re being used. It’s working.
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I have been working entirely too hard at work. It’s December let’s worry about all this shit in 2026! Enemies
December 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I have been working entirely too hard at work. It’s December let’s worry about all this shit in 2026! Enemies
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Misogyny and racism put people's safety at risk and don't lower the cost of living for anyone.
Every Trump rally is a Klan rally.
Every Trump rally is a Klan rally.
Trump: "Ilhan Omar, whatever the hell her name is. With her little turban. I love her. She comes in, does nothing but bitch ... we ought to get her the hell out ... she's here illegally."
The crowd in Pennsylvania then starts chanting "send her back!"
The crowd in Pennsylvania then starts chanting "send her back!"
December 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Misogyny and racism put people's safety at risk and don't lower the cost of living for anyone.
Every Trump rally is a Klan rally.
Every Trump rally is a Klan rally.
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Oh that's not--
December 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Oh that's not--
Vince Staples went on Ziwe?? I feel like this is gonna be insane. They are both elite deadpan joke tellers. It’s gonna be uncomfortable🤣
December 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Vince Staples went on Ziwe?? I feel like this is gonna be insane. They are both elite deadpan joke tellers. It’s gonna be uncomfortable🤣
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The problem with ice cream sandwiches is you HAVE to eat two at a time. It’s in the instructions on the box.
December 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The problem with ice cream sandwiches is you HAVE to eat two at a time. It’s in the instructions on the box.
My problem is I wake up every day and order a new “side” Christmas gift for my wife. I still ain’t bought her main gift yet lol. I gotta be a secret agent because she nosy. And we share a budgeting app so I gotta figure out how to hide it on there too.
December 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
My problem is I wake up every day and order a new “side” Christmas gift for my wife. I still ain’t bought her main gift yet lol. I gotta be a secret agent because she nosy. And we share a budgeting app so I gotta figure out how to hide it on there too.
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The people that disliked the Biden economy the most were the owner class.
And it was precisely because of worker power and freedom to find other work.
They won. The owners won in 2024.
And it was precisely because of worker power and freedom to find other work.
They won. The owners won in 2024.
But if you spent 2021 and 2022 whining about the prices of burrito taxis instead of celebrating the best ever job market for workers in the 21st century you should know that you were helping the bosses' little scheme. Scheme worked! Trump's back and people are now desperately holding onto their jobs
December 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The people that disliked the Biden economy the most were the owner class.
And it was precisely because of worker power and freedom to find other work.
They won. The owners won in 2024.
And it was precisely because of worker power and freedom to find other work.
They won. The owners won in 2024.
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when you're a size 8 but the 10 was on sale
December 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
when you're a size 8 but the 10 was on sale
Nothing pisses people off more than telling them I don’t have Larry Bird in my top 10. White men have everything already. I’m sure he is OK with not being in a strangers top 10. And to piss people off more I start naming players that are definitely not even in the top 10 discussion. 😅😭😅
I'm paraphrasing Isiah Thomas..... 🤣🤣🤣
Happy Birthday, Larry Bird! 🎉🎂🥳
Happy Birthday, Larry Bird! 🎉🎂🥳
December 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Nothing pisses people off more than telling them I don’t have Larry Bird in my top 10. White men have everything already. I’m sure he is OK with not being in a strangers top 10. And to piss people off more I start naming players that are definitely not even in the top 10 discussion. 😅😭😅
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The Weeknd just be making Fall Out Boy songs with a Michael Jackson glove on em, and y’all eat that shit up.
December 7, 2025 at 3:21 AM
The Weeknd just be making Fall Out Boy songs with a Michael Jackson glove on em, and y’all eat that shit up.
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The people pushing for the elimination of birthright citizenship are currently committing atrocities against immigrants within our country's borders and murdering fishermen overseas. This cannot be ethically discussed as an abstract legal question. There is no law here, only a fascist will to power.
December 7, 2025 at 3:43 AM
The people pushing for the elimination of birthright citizenship are currently committing atrocities against immigrants within our country's borders and murdering fishermen overseas. This cannot be ethically discussed as an abstract legal question. There is no law here, only a fascist will to power.
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without birthright citizenship in the united states, you don't have a democracy and you don't have rule of law.
revoking birthright citizenship gives fascists free rein to purge the country of literally anyone they don't like. it opens the door to atrocities and mass murder. i am not exaggerating.
revoking birthright citizenship gives fascists free rein to purge the country of literally anyone they don't like. it opens the door to atrocities and mass murder. i am not exaggerating.
December 7, 2025 at 3:24 AM
without birthright citizenship in the united states, you don't have a democracy and you don't have rule of law.
revoking birthright citizenship gives fascists free rein to purge the country of literally anyone they don't like. it opens the door to atrocities and mass murder. i am not exaggerating.
revoking birthright citizenship gives fascists free rein to purge the country of literally anyone they don't like. it opens the door to atrocities and mass murder. i am not exaggerating.
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“I only had an appetizer”
“Y’all was drinking not me”
“Ayo, who ordered gratuity?”
“Y’all was drinking not me”
“Ayo, who ordered gratuity?”
December 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
“I only had an appetizer”
“Y’all was drinking not me”
“Ayo, who ordered gratuity?”
“Y’all was drinking not me”
“Ayo, who ordered gratuity?”
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MJ asking DMX and 2Pac:
December 7, 2025 at 12:25 AM
MJ asking DMX and 2Pac:
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MacKenzie Scott: *donates $50M every 10 hours°
Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"
Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"
December 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
MacKenzie Scott: *donates $50M every 10 hours°
Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"
Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"
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did… did the dog write this recipe
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
did… did the dog write this recipe
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I don’t want to vote for a Democrat who promises to get Trump’s voters to vote for them. I want a Democrat who wants to put Trump in prison
December 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I don’t want to vote for a Democrat who promises to get Trump’s voters to vote for them. I want a Democrat who wants to put Trump in prison
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Looks like death coming out of the ground to take him away and that’s why they gave it to him!
It looks like it was made last minute via a tag sale and a trip to Staples
December 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Looks like death coming out of the ground to take him away and that’s why they gave it to him!
My lady gonna be trying to decorate the Christmas tree tonight and I don’t think I have the mental energy to be doing all that.
December 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
My lady gonna be trying to decorate the Christmas tree tonight and I don’t think I have the mental energy to be doing all that.
I was so mentally drained after therapy that I just stared at my screen all day. Then at like 4:15 the answer to some bugs in my code just popped in my head. So now I’m doing work at 6pm on a Friday night.
December 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I was so mentally drained after therapy that I just stared at my screen all day. Then at like 4:15 the answer to some bugs in my code just popped in my head. So now I’m doing work at 6pm on a Friday night.
The secondhand embarrassment I’m experiencing through my phone got me ready to run into traffic
December 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
The secondhand embarrassment I’m experiencing through my phone got me ready to run into traffic