Patrice Labubu 🏎️
@jfull1914.bsky.social
OG Data Scientist 👨🏾💻• I love golf 🏌🏾♂️•Duke alum😈•Lebron apologist 🤴🏾•UGA Dawgs fan🐶•#teamLH 🏎• ΦΒΣ•
Texted my father, who has been absent for my 99.99999% of my life that I hope he’ll come visit me in LA so we can finally meet in person. This nigga was like if I’m ever in your city, I’ll “look you up”. This is why I’m in therapy, both of my parents are deadbeats 😡😡😡
November 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Texted my father, who has been absent for my 99.99999% of my life that I hope he’ll come visit me in LA so we can finally meet in person. This nigga was like if I’m ever in your city, I’ll “look you up”. This is why I’m in therapy, both of my parents are deadbeats 😡😡😡
We had an emergency wedding ceremony so I didn’t have time to get a suit made. I pulled out a suit I got made in 2017 for a holiday party and it ended up being the perfect complement. I didn’t know what my wife was wearing until the day of. Kismet
November 15, 2025 at 3:55 AM
We had an emergency wedding ceremony so I didn’t have time to get a suit made. I pulled out a suit I got made in 2017 for a holiday party and it ended up being the perfect complement. I didn’t know what my wife was wearing until the day of. Kismet
We putting this pic on the wall. The perfect candid
November 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
We putting this pic on the wall. The perfect candid
Haha I’m a whole husband☺️
November 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Haha I’m a whole husband☺️
Some wedding day pics. I’m very happy😊
November 12, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Some wedding day pics. I’m very happy😊
Halloween theme for my department was Vegas. So I dressed up as Bruno Mars
October 31, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Halloween theme for my department was Vegas. So I dressed up as Bruno Mars
I need this Dodgers hoodie but I don’t want no smoke in my hood.
October 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I need this Dodgers hoodie but I don’t want no smoke in my hood.
My lady got the coordinates of our first date engraved on my ring. It’s the little special touches that make me love these rings so much. I told her I wanted diamonds. And she got me something asymmetrical and unique like her rings. Fellas, ask for what you want. You might fuck around and get it
October 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
My lady got the coordinates of our first date engraved on my ring. It’s the little special touches that make me love these rings so much. I told her I wanted diamonds. And she got me something asymmetrical and unique like her rings. Fellas, ask for what you want. You might fuck around and get it
Y’all I been staring at my left hand all morning. No way I was bout to wait until July 2026 to put these rangs on. And shoutout to @gridirongals.bsky.social in the background. The only football podcast I don’t miss
October 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Y’all I been staring at my left hand all morning. No way I was bout to wait until July 2026 to put these rangs on. And shoutout to @gridirongals.bsky.social in the background. The only football podcast I don’t miss
I’m very happy right now 😌
October 24, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I’m very happy right now 😌
My lady wanted to get me an asymmetrical diamond band to match her asymmetrical rings. And double rings to match her double rings.
October 24, 2025 at 4:39 AM
My lady wanted to get me an asymmetrical diamond band to match her asymmetrical rings. And double rings to match her double rings.
I was today years old when I discovered that Jennifer Beals and Jessica Biel are two different white women. I thought black folks were just adding our signature “s” to a name.
October 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I was today years old when I discovered that Jennifer Beals and Jessica Biel are two different white women. I thought black folks were just adding our signature “s” to a name.
Forgot about my old coffee table outside on my balcony. It’s so disgusting lmao.
October 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Forgot about my old coffee table outside on my balcony. It’s so disgusting lmao.
Niggas so sexist that they really think a HS boys basketball team beat a WNBA team. Like bffr
October 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Niggas so sexist that they really think a HS boys basketball team beat a WNBA team. Like bffr
Believe it or not this was a candid.
September 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Believe it or not this was a candid.
One of the aunties-in-law got us these cute engagement hats. I love being corny with my boo. We’re absolutely gonna be that old couple in matching outfits on vacation.
September 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
One of the aunties-in-law got us these cute engagement hats. I love being corny with my boo. We’re absolutely gonna be that old couple in matching outfits on vacation.
My in laws threw us an engagement party.
Side note: everybody in her family looks 10 years younger than their age. I thought the nieces were in college and they 35 🤣
Side note: everybody in her family looks 10 years younger than their age. I thought the nieces were in college and they 35 🤣
September 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
My in laws threw us an engagement party.
Side note: everybody in her family looks 10 years younger than their age. I thought the nieces were in college and they 35 🤣
Side note: everybody in her family looks 10 years younger than their age. I thought the nieces were in college and they 35 🤣
When you’re on page 5 of PH search results:
September 18, 2025 at 3:55 PM
When you’re on page 5 of PH search results:
Sure enough our rental agent receives this email at 9 something at night. I didn’t send a stranger ALL my accounts because frankly they weren’t relevant. My primary checking account should be more than enough. But I didn’t think anything of it. I just sent over my W-2s a receipt from a stock sale
September 18, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Sure enough our rental agent receives this email at 9 something at night. I didn’t send a stranger ALL my accounts because frankly they weren’t relevant. My primary checking account should be more than enough. But I didn’t think anything of it. I just sent over my W-2s a receipt from a stock sale
Does Josh Dobbs look like Michael Penix Jr or is my gf racist? She kept insisting Penix was bald and after a lot of back and forth I realized she was confusing him with Josh Dobbs who used to play for the Vikings. I said, you just be saying all athlete niggas look alike!
September 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Does Josh Dobbs look like Michael Penix Jr or is my gf racist? She kept insisting Penix was bald and after a lot of back and forth I realized she was confusing him with Josh Dobbs who used to play for the Vikings. I said, you just be saying all athlete niggas look alike!
This how my QB in my CFB26 dynasty be throwing picks cuz I decide who ima pass it to before the snap and throw it even when the guy isn’t open 😅
September 14, 2025 at 3:07 AM
This how my QB in my CFB26 dynasty be throwing picks cuz I decide who ima pass it to before the snap and throw it even when the guy isn’t open 😅
Had to break out the brown likka for this Georgia game. They got me stressed
September 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Had to break out the brown likka for this Georgia game. They got me stressed
This sums us up perfectly. I’m a happy drunk and Nicole being all sultry.
September 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM
This sums us up perfectly. I’m a happy drunk and Nicole being all sultry.