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Sean Kelly @seankelly.biz · 3h

SECURITY QUESTION: What was the last name of your first grade teacher?

MY FIRST GRADE TEACHER HACKING MY BANK ACCOUNT: I'm in

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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 3h

Got all dressed for the gym but we forgot they closed early tonight so new barcade it was

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New town every hour @townsusa.bsky.social · 3h

Matewan, West Virginia
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matewan,_West_Virginia

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The Onion @theonion.com · 1d

Report: Cost Of Raising Neglected Children Still Low As Ever https://theonion.com/report-cost-of-raising-neglected-children-still-low-as-1819577111/

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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 11h

Not sure I get Trump's new vision for the White House

it's the Groverhaus from the Groverhaus meme

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 6h

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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 9h

Oh that part I very much believe. I do ILLs for my branch and I'm having to loan out shitty, rotting books to patrons all the time because it's the only one available. I usually slap a note on there saying Fragile and let whatever happens happen

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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 9h

This stuff drives me nuts. "What's gonna happen to me?" Iunno they'll probably shoot you like a horse! Only way to find out is to actually ask the library you borrowed it from and not a bunch of people on a computer!

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take crapper @vapingbaby.bsky.social · 1d

discovered an album of william parker covering curtis mayfield and uh this is 21 minutes of intensity

William Parker If There's a Hell Below (Curtis Mayfield)

YouTube video by Mark Marcadè

music.youtube.com

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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 1d

A chef is a fella that makes food and a wall is what you put next to the chef

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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 1d

I'm watching the Threedom episode of Gastronauts and it's great except for the chef that can't *not* move like this and he's driving me up the wall

a cartoon character giving a thumbs up in front of boxes

ALT: a cartoon character giving a thumbs up in front of boxes

media.tenor.com

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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 1d

Newest read is Loving, Ohio by Matthew Erman & Sam Beck. I'm sorry but I just do not care about YA books I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this

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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 1d

Incredible Super 8 footage of Talking Heads in Berkeley 1978, David going absolutely haywire on Psycho Killer (footage courtesy of Rob Toren and Reel Revival Film)

Talking Heads - Live in Berkeley, CA (November 27th, 1978) - Super 8 Film

YouTube video by Classic Rock Media Archive

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james 🐎🔫 @buffalocia.bsky.social · 1d

It's got to feel awesome to take heavy machinery to the side of the white house

Jonathan Edwards @jonathanreports.bsky.social · 1d

Scoop: Trump has started demolishing the White House's East Wing facade to build his ballroom. The president had claimed construction of the $250 million building wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure. /W @ddiamond.bsky.social wapo.st/4hqBNiU

White House begins demolishing East Wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom

The president had claimed construction of the $250 million ballroom wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure.

wapo.st

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 1d

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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 2d

Of course! God I wish I liked this album more than I do. I keep trying!

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Discontinued FOoOoOoOods! 🎃🍫👻🍬 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · Apr 18

Rainforest Crisp (1991-circa 2011): An all-natural and organic multigrain flake cereal, loaded with oat clusters, raisins, cashews, and Brazil nuts. Launched by Grateful Dead members Bob Weir and Mickey Hart through their Rainforest Products company to raise awareness for rainforest conservation

A white cereal box, adorned with rainforest imagery, such as green leaves and plants, blue and yellow butterflies, red flowers, and red, blue and orange birds. In the middle is a yellow cereal bowl on a platter, filled with toasted flakes, oat clusters, raisins, and nuts

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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 2d

Incredible news coming from Discontinued Foods. We are Everywhere

Discontinued FOoOoOoOods! 🎃🍫👻🍬 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · Apr 18

Note: The Grateful Dead is my favorite band. This is the only food product that has any direct connection to them, which makes it the only post I can make that will allow me to engage in Dead discourse in a non-hamfisted way!

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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 2d

God I feel like I should know this one

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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 2d

My mistake, you are correct! I generated the file, but I did not give you a download link — let me go get it for you [pretends to walk down stairs behind couch]

Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 2d

This person is paying OpenAI two hundred dollars a month to have a chatbot gaslight them about making an excel spreadsheet

Cannot generate simple excel files on pro version
Question
So I have used ChatGPT pro for a while now and recently I have been facing an issue while trying to collate data from pdfs and put it in an excel sheet where in my chat it keeps asking me questions when it finally gets down to generating an excel sheet it never gives me the me the link to download the file.
After multiple attempts when it does give me a lin k to download the excel file I rec an error which says file not found. Starting to grow frustrated with this now.
Look forward to any suggestions to tackle this #problem

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Boo-is @louisevans.bsky.social · 2d

the mechanism of action of ketamine therapy is actually that it tranquilizes your inner horse

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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 2d

Splurged on myself and bought an orchestra box seat for Steve Hackett next month (it was $15 more than the cheap seats)

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 2d

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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 3d

Yeah I liked this a lot more this time around. Still not a favorite, but it's very creepy and Hal Holbrook delivers an all-timer of a shaken priest

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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 3d

Tonight's viewing. I was underwhelmed the first time I saw it so I'm giving it another shot

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