Jane the Bane
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08/06/19
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Como começar Terapia hormonal por conta própria!
Uma dica de redução de danos! – A THREAD
Você deseja iniciar sua Terapia Hormonal (TH) e precisa de um ponto de partida? Vamos começar juntos!
Uma dica de redução de danos! – A THREAD
Você deseja iniciar sua Terapia Hormonal (TH) e precisa de um ponto de partida? Vamos começar juntos!
November 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Como começar Terapia hormonal por conta própria!
Uma dica de redução de danos! – A THREAD
Você deseja iniciar sua Terapia Hormonal (TH) e precisa de um ponto de partida? Vamos começar juntos!
Uma dica de redução de danos! – A THREAD
Você deseja iniciar sua Terapia Hormonal (TH) e precisa de um ponto de partida? Vamos começar juntos!
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while I am glad the new Pope is pro immigration, important to point out that the American Catholic Church has its sights set on killing my friends
Many people dismissed the announcement Catholic hospitals will ban gender-affirming care nationwide under the assumption that there will be other options. In reality, Catholic hospitals make up as much 46% of options in some states. This map is 2020, prior to Trump’s assault on safety net hospitals.
November 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
while I am glad the new Pope is pro immigration, important to point out that the American Catholic Church has its sights set on killing my friends
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They’re calling him the Most Vindicated Man in History
November 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
They’re calling him the Most Vindicated Man in History
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There's so many issues with this.
1) This is extremely damaging to queer youth
2) This is an overreach of power (afaik foster systems are state based, not federal)
3) This is a violation of trust from these institutions
4) This broke ass system barely functions and this further breaks it
1) This is extremely damaging to queer youth
2) This is an overreach of power (afaik foster systems are state based, not federal)
3) This is a violation of trust from these institutions
4) This broke ass system barely functions and this further breaks it
Our latest: 📰 United States- Queer Kids to be Placed in Anti-Queer Foster Homes Under New Executive Order 📰
📝: @artemis.theneedlenews.com
📝: @artemis.theneedlenews.com
United States- Queer Kids to be Placed in Anti-Queer Foster Homes Under New Executive Order
The policy is a reversal of longstanding policy which separated queer kids from potential abuse.
theneedle.news
November 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
There's so many issues with this.
1) This is extremely damaging to queer youth
2) This is an overreach of power (afaik foster systems are state based, not federal)
3) This is a violation of trust from these institutions
4) This broke ass system barely functions and this further breaks it
1) This is extremely damaging to queer youth
2) This is an overreach of power (afaik foster systems are state based, not federal)
3) This is a violation of trust from these institutions
4) This broke ass system barely functions and this further breaks it
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Ah yes, because the foster care system wasn’t fucked enough as is! This is definitely what was needed to be done and far more important than a system that makes sure poor people can fucking have food to eat!
Our latest: 📰 United States- Queer Kids to be Placed in Anti-Queer Foster Homes Under New Executive Order 📰
📝: @artemis.theneedlenews.com
📝: @artemis.theneedlenews.com
United States- Queer Kids to be Placed in Anti-Queer Foster Homes Under New Executive Order
The policy is a reversal of longstanding policy which separated queer kids from potential abuse.
theneedle.news
November 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Ah yes, because the foster care system wasn’t fucked enough as is! This is definitely what was needed to be done and far more important than a system that makes sure poor people can fucking have food to eat!
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Every "pro-trans" step the catholic church hierarchy takes is symbolic.
Meanwhile, where they actually have power and control their policies remain relentlessly transphobic.
Meanwhile, where they actually have power and control their policies remain relentlessly transphobic.
U.S. catholic bishops criticizing Trump's crackdowns obscured that at the same conference they tried to make sure way more trans people die due to a lack of life-saving medical care.
Catholic hospitals see 1 in 7 patients. In some areas they're the only medical system:
www.npr.org/2025/11/12/g...
Catholic hospitals see 1 in 7 patients. In some areas they're the only medical system:
www.npr.org/2025/11/12/g...
U.S. bishops officially ban gender-affirming care at Catholic hospitals
The bishops' decision formalizes a yearslong process for the U.S. church to address transgender health care. They also approved a special message on immigration, expressing concern over enforcement an...
www.npr.org
November 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Every "pro-trans" step the catholic church hierarchy takes is symbolic.
Meanwhile, where they actually have power and control their policies remain relentlessly transphobic.
Meanwhile, where they actually have power and control their policies remain relentlessly transphobic.
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The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
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this particular piece of news raised my blood pressure significantly- and i work in understanding, reporting, and debunking anti-queer media and policy 😡😡😡😡
Our latest: 📰 United States- Queer Kids to be Placed in Anti-Queer Foster Homes Under New Executive Order 📰
📝: @artemis.theneedlenews.com
📝: @artemis.theneedlenews.com
United States- Queer Kids to be Placed in Anti-Queer Foster Homes Under New Executive Order
The policy is a reversal of longstanding policy which separated queer kids from potential abuse.
theneedle.news
November 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
this particular piece of news raised my blood pressure significantly- and i work in understanding, reporting, and debunking anti-queer media and policy 😡😡😡😡
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If transsexual was actually an icky word, you would see conservatives using it.
November 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
If transsexual was actually an icky word, you would see conservatives using it.
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A woman who works for Bloomberg is running interference with them. Megyn Kelly is trying to muddle the water by making people think it matters whether you abuse a young child or an adolescent. Ghislane Maxwell was the right hand woman of the most obscene child sex trafficker in history.
It's class.
It's class.
What the Epstein files show is the *solidarity* of many men-across class, race, religion, profession & party affiliation-in the global political project of keeping the boot on women's necks.
People have no problem understanding class solidarity among the rich. Why can't they see gender solidarity?
People have no problem understanding class solidarity among the rich. Why can't they see gender solidarity?
Like I dunno, maybe the reason it took a lady to break open the story of all the men protecting the dude trafficking underage girls is because the male journos were all emailing him making jokes about it?
November 13, 2025 at 7:15 PM
A woman who works for Bloomberg is running interference with them. Megyn Kelly is trying to muddle the water by making people think it matters whether you abuse a young child or an adolescent. Ghislane Maxwell was the right hand woman of the most obscene child sex trafficker in history.
It's class.
It's class.
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16 yo me: the united states is structured around child abuse
Psychiatrist: wow maybe u need more meds
Reality: the united states is structured around child abuse
Psychiatrist: wow maybe u need more meds
Reality: the united states is structured around child abuse
November 13, 2025 at 2:04 PM
16 yo me: the united states is structured around child abuse
Psychiatrist: wow maybe u need more meds
Reality: the united states is structured around child abuse
Psychiatrist: wow maybe u need more meds
Reality: the united states is structured around child abuse
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katie tightpussy is a danger to the trans community. she made fun of me for making dookie in my pants and won’t let me join her club.
November 13, 2025 at 2:24 AM
katie tightpussy is a danger to the trans community. she made fun of me for making dookie in my pants and won’t let me join her club.
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Our latest: 📰 Transsexual Medicine Banned at US Catholic Hospitals 📰
📝: @theneedlenews.com
📝: @theneedlenews.com
Transsexual Medicine Banned at US Catholic Hospitals
Catholic Hospitals Provide Care to 1 in 7 Americans
theneedle.news
November 13, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Our latest: 📰 Transsexual Medicine Banned at US Catholic Hospitals 📰
📝: @theneedlenews.com
📝: @theneedlenews.com
Papism and its consequences has been a disaster for the human race.
but please keep stanning the pope because he knows ball or whatever www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
U.S. bishops officially ban gender-affirming care at Catholic hospitals
U.S. Catholic bishops have voted to make official a ban on gender-affirming care for transgender patients at Catholic hospitals.
www.seattletimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Papism and its consequences has been a disaster for the human race.
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I was 22, staring at the TV, shouting internally "What! What!? You CAN be transgender for real? You CAN transition???"
This is a post about why they really want to ban cellphones for kids.
This is a post about why they really want to ban cellphones for kids.
November 12, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I was 22, staring at the TV, shouting internally "What! What!? You CAN be transgender for real? You CAN transition???"
This is a post about why they really want to ban cellphones for kids.
This is a post about why they really want to ban cellphones for kids.
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we need tranny socialization 101. would solve most of our internal problems tbh
November 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
we need tranny socialization 101. would solve most of our internal problems tbh
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cis women were bad at being women once too they just got to be bad when they were 12 and you have to do it when you're 26
November 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
cis women were bad at being women once too they just got to be bad when they were 12 and you have to do it when you're 26
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Esther Ghey is no friend to trans people. She would rather have her daughter be alive and closeted than alive and trans. that's why Esther has Brianna's deadname tattooed on her body.
November 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Esther Ghey is no friend to trans people. She would rather have her daughter be alive and closeted than alive and trans. that's why Esther has Brianna's deadname tattooed on her body.
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Thank you to @jael.bsky.social for providing a quote on my story.
My latest: Fact Check: Erin Reed is Lying About the Risk of Trans Healthcare Being Cut at the Federal Level
Follow us @theneedlenews.com or subscribe to our Patreon via https://theneedle.news/patreon to support our coverage.
Article: theneedle.news/chx_JHs9F
Follow us @theneedlenews.com or subscribe to our Patreon via https://theneedle.news/patreon to support our coverage.
Article: theneedle.news/chx_JHs9F
Fact Check: Erin Reed is Lying About the Risk of Trans Healthcare Being Cut at the Federal Level
The tone of Reed’s reporting does nothing to explain where the threat is coming from, and is therefore leading to panic among her trans readers.
theneedlenews.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Thank you to @jael.bsky.social for providing a quote on my story.
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
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damn as a bitch who Thinks, when you get like. a really good Idea, like The Idea, one that cascades in to other ideas, each branch shooting out and growing and kickstarting other ideas, lighting up each and every one of your neurons at once
that shit really does feel like God
that shit really does feel like God
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
damn as a bitch who Thinks, when you get like. a really good Idea, like The Idea, one that cascades in to other ideas, each branch shooting out and growing and kickstarting other ideas, lighting up each and every one of your neurons at once
that shit really does feel like God
that shit really does feel like God
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1) The transsexual people are my people
2) Every transsexual is my sibling
3) they are the only nation to which I belong
4) we either rise together or fall together
5) do good by your community
2) Every transsexual is my sibling
3) they are the only nation to which I belong
4) we either rise together or fall together
5) do good by your community
getting all the girlies to each write five little rules for themselves
June 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
1) The transsexual people are my people
2) Every transsexual is my sibling
3) they are the only nation to which I belong
4) we either rise together or fall together
5) do good by your community
2) Every transsexual is my sibling
3) they are the only nation to which I belong
4) we either rise together or fall together
5) do good by your community
I just backed Stomp & the Sword of Miracles: Character-Driven Metroidvania on @kickstarter.com
Stomp & the Sword of Miracles: Character-Driven Metroidvania
Meet a charming cast of little creatures and save the world from a mischievous god in this hand-drawn metroidvania!
www.kickstarter.com
November 10, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I just backed Stomp & the Sword of Miracles: Character-Driven Metroidvania on @kickstarter.com
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November 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Schumer (NY) 202 224-6542
Booker (NJ) 202 224-3224
King (ME) 202 224-5344
Hassan (NH) 202 224-3324
Durbin (IL) 202 224-2152
Ossoff (GA) 202 224-3521
Shaheen (NH) 202 224-2841
Gillibrand (NY) 202 224-4451
Masto (NV) 202 224-3542
Warner (VA) 202 224-2023
Booker (NJ) 202 224-3224
King (ME) 202 224-5344
Hassan (NH) 202 224-3324
Durbin (IL) 202 224-2152
Ossoff (GA) 202 224-3521
Shaheen (NH) 202 224-2841
Gillibrand (NY) 202 224-4451
Masto (NV) 202 224-3542
Warner (VA) 202 224-2023