beaver “jagosaurus” supermoon
@jagosaurus.bsky.social
mostly feral | hater | autistic | hillbilly
Avatar: white woman with long hair wearing very large glasses and resting bitchface
Header: display at Mt. Mitchell, NC, showing Point Misery, Little Butt, and Big Butt peaks
Avatar: white woman with long hair wearing very large glasses and resting bitchface
Header: display at Mt. Mitchell, NC, showing Point Misery, Little Butt, and Big Butt peaks
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it’s okay to say that obviously shitty people are shitty and treat them accordingly
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Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Happy Thanksgiving
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Typing “I have a soul” in Word and printing it out and getting scared
November 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Typing “I have a soul” in Word and printing it out and getting scared
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Thanksgiving Strategies:
You see an embarrassed or overwhelmed family member stuck in an interaction they can’t seem to escape at the dinner table
Interrupt and ask the victim, “Hey, do you mind if I steal your seat?”
Provide the exit.
You see an embarrassed or overwhelmed family member stuck in an interaction they can’t seem to escape at the dinner table
Interrupt and ask the victim, “Hey, do you mind if I steal your seat?”
Provide the exit.
November 27, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Thanksgiving Strategies:
You see an embarrassed or overwhelmed family member stuck in an interaction they can’t seem to escape at the dinner table
Interrupt and ask the victim, “Hey, do you mind if I steal your seat?”
Provide the exit.
You see an embarrassed or overwhelmed family member stuck in an interaction they can’t seem to escape at the dinner table
Interrupt and ask the victim, “Hey, do you mind if I steal your seat?”
Provide the exit.
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I mention because yes sociologist of education. But I also mention because my entire personal code of ethics about educational attainment is core to my moral belief system.
I attended my grandmothers GED diploma ceremony. I would not mock that, not even for a destructive political troll.
I attended my grandmothers GED diploma ceremony. I would not mock that, not even for a destructive political troll.
November 27, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I mention because yes sociologist of education. But I also mention because my entire personal code of ethics about educational attainment is core to my moral belief system.
I attended my grandmothers GED diploma ceremony. I would not mock that, not even for a destructive political troll.
I attended my grandmothers GED diploma ceremony. I would not mock that, not even for a destructive political troll.
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That’s simply true. By ceremonial attainment and returns — a GED holder has fewer and poorer professional opportunities than someone with a diploma, some college, an associates, a bachelors etc.
November 27, 2025 at 1:36 PM
That’s simply true. By ceremonial attainment and returns — a GED holder has fewer and poorer professional opportunities than someone with a diploma, some college, an associates, a bachelors etc.
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For some reason this happened a lot from readers.
let me restate what I said. It is not hard to imagine that a GED-holder might have limited professional opportunities.
I did not say or imply (I checked) that she should have limited professional opportunities. It is a reasonable, empirical fact.
let me restate what I said. It is not hard to imagine that a GED-holder might have limited professional opportunities.
I did not say or imply (I checked) that she should have limited professional opportunities. It is a reasonable, empirical fact.
Boebert has many reasons to be disrespected, her having a GED is not one of them.
November 27, 2025 at 1:36 PM
For some reason this happened a lot from readers.
let me restate what I said. It is not hard to imagine that a GED-holder might have limited professional opportunities.
I did not say or imply (I checked) that she should have limited professional opportunities. It is a reasonable, empirical fact.
let me restate what I said. It is not hard to imagine that a GED-holder might have limited professional opportunities.
I did not say or imply (I checked) that she should have limited professional opportunities. It is a reasonable, empirical fact.
okay fine I will get up now and bake another goddamn pie
November 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
okay fine I will get up now and bake another goddamn pie
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Wishing a conflict-free and low-stress Thanksgiving to the adult children of divorce, the eldest daughters, the overworked moms, the estranged siblings, the secretly queer grandchildren, the orphans, and the survivors spending today alone.
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Wishing a conflict-free and low-stress Thanksgiving to the adult children of divorce, the eldest daughters, the overworked moms, the estranged siblings, the secretly queer grandchildren, the orphans, and the survivors spending today alone.
day two and folks I have done it again 💪🏻
I actually remembered to set things out for my baking today that need to be at room temperature please clap
November 27, 2025 at 11:18 AM
day two and folks I have done it again 💪🏻
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there comes a moment about five minutes after encountering a lost dog when you stop actively looking for a panicked owner and start to imagine a life with the dog. which makes the owner’s eventual appearance pretty bittersweet
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 AM
there comes a moment about five minutes after encountering a lost dog when you stop actively looking for a panicked owner and start to imagine a life with the dog. which makes the owner’s eventual appearance pretty bittersweet
I wish I could write something even half as funny as this (please read the alt text) about the barn cat who adopted me…or about any topic, honestly.
THREAD.
3 years ago, with no warning, a brilliant orange farm cat wandered over from the draughty barn where he had been living, in rural Cornwall, and decided he wanted to live with us instead.
We decided to call him Jim.
This is the first photo I took of him, on that night: December 1st, 2022.
3 years ago, with no warning, a brilliant orange farm cat wandered over from the draughty barn where he had been living, in rural Cornwall, and decided he wanted to live with us instead.
We decided to call him Jim.
This is the first photo I took of him, on that night: December 1st, 2022.
November 27, 2025 at 10:50 AM
I wish I could write something even half as funny as this (please read the alt text) about the barn cat who adopted me…or about any topic, honestly.
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I am a little tired of being yelled at for this but apparently not tired about: heroin addiction is not RFK’s problem. He’s a sociopath. Most addicts aren’t. Honestly, walk into an NA meeting, grab the first person with a few years to be head of HHS and they’d probably do a better job than Bobby.
This is what happens when you put a privileged, 14 year heroin addict in charge of health. Duh
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I am a little tired of being yelled at for this but apparently not tired about: heroin addiction is not RFK’s problem. He’s a sociopath. Most addicts aren’t. Honestly, walk into an NA meeting, grab the first person with a few years to be head of HHS and they’d probably do a better job than Bobby.
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As an artist I couldn't agree more
but as a kid who had to endure other family members art habits being catered to every holiday, it's like an okay option that plenty of kids ask for when they don't know what kind of art they'd like to explore
signed, adult who bought the suitcase for myself
but as a kid who had to endure other family members art habits being catered to every holiday, it's like an okay option that plenty of kids ask for when they don't know what kind of art they'd like to explore
signed, adult who bought the suitcase for myself
Oh no I just saw a picture of the art supply suitcase go by so it must be time for my yearly psa: don't buy that.
I've been given it many times in my life and it was usable once: in 1989.
"But I don't know what to get my artist friends/talented cousins for the holidays!"
I will help.
I've been given it many times in my life and it was usable once: in 1989.
"But I don't know what to get my artist friends/talented cousins for the holidays!"
I will help.
November 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
As an artist I couldn't agree more
but as a kid who had to endure other family members art habits being catered to every holiday, it's like an okay option that plenty of kids ask for when they don't know what kind of art they'd like to explore
signed, adult who bought the suitcase for myself
but as a kid who had to endure other family members art habits being catered to every holiday, it's like an okay option that plenty of kids ask for when they don't know what kind of art they'd like to explore
signed, adult who bought the suitcase for myself
I have a very strict rule about not befriending wild animals despite everyone encouraging me all the goddamn time to adopt the residential raccoons and possums. That said, if a fox showed up and wanted to hang out?
I wouldn’t give in. I wouldn’t. But I would be very sad about it.
I wouldn’t give in. I wouldn’t. But I would be very sad about it.
November 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I have a very strict rule about not befriending wild animals despite everyone encouraging me all the goddamn time to adopt the residential raccoons and possums. That said, if a fox showed up and wanted to hang out?
I wouldn’t give in. I wouldn’t. But I would be very sad about it.
I wouldn’t give in. I wouldn’t. But I would be very sad about it.
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Are you still massively against me breaking into your home and stealing all your stuff so I can sell it or have you moved more towards acceptance?
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Are you still massively against me breaking into your home and stealing all your stuff so I can sell it or have you moved more towards acceptance?
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The Nuzzi thing is a good reminder that outside the deep structural issues of energy/subsistence, most of what's happening right now is an old-fashioned crisis of elite legitimacy, which sounds comforting until you realize how some of those have turned out in the past
November 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The Nuzzi thing is a good reminder that outside the deep structural issues of energy/subsistence, most of what's happening right now is an old-fashioned crisis of elite legitimacy, which sounds comforting until you realize how some of those have turned out in the past
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”The thing is this wasn’t really a catch-and-kill operation as described—I don’t even think there’s a term for what this was,” I say as I pour gravy on my fourth slice of pumpkin pie. My wife has filed for divorce and one of my cats is packing her belongings in a suitcase, but I persist.
Do I try to explain the Nuzzi-Lizza situation to my in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner or do I just pass the stuffing and keep screaming in my own brain hmmmmmmm
November 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
”The thing is this wasn’t really a catch-and-kill operation as described—I don’t even think there’s a term for what this was,” I say as I pour gravy on my fourth slice of pumpkin pie. My wife has filed for divorce and one of my cats is packing her belongings in a suitcase, but I persist.
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The alpha wolf concept was debunked by the very guy who coined it because he realized that wolves in the wild are extremely communal and defer to parents for guidance. The “alpha” behavior was observed in captivity and was a terrified and violent male lashing out to feel some sort of control.
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 6:40 AM
The alpha wolf concept was debunked by the very guy who coined it because he realized that wolves in the wild are extremely communal and defer to parents for guidance. The “alpha” behavior was observed in captivity and was a terrified and violent male lashing out to feel some sort of control.
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On national jukebox day I must come out against being able to control the jukebox from your phone, people should know who put on that awful song and you should stand there and support your taste with whole heart
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
On national jukebox day I must come out against being able to control the jukebox from your phone, people should know who put on that awful song and you should stand there and support your taste with whole heart
this has rolled around once again and it makes me belly laugh every time I see it
November 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
this has rolled around once again and it makes me belly laugh every time I see it
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the sun is a profit center!
November 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
the sun is a profit center!
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Every year around this time, I ask folks to consider doing something in support of Native people. This year, please join me in supporting the Native Organizers Alliance as they build grassroots power, defend Native voting rights, and equip our people for collective struggle through skill-building.
Donate - Native Organizers Alliance
Supporting organizing and advocacy initiatives for Indigenous justice.
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November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Every year around this time, I ask folks to consider doing something in support of Native people. This year, please join me in supporting the Native Organizers Alliance as they build grassroots power, defend Native voting rights, and equip our people for collective struggle through skill-building.
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This would be great project
Super fun to watch Councilmembers try to articulate why a Little Free Library is just neighborly kindness, the sort of thing every suburban homeowner would welcome on their street, but something like a free food fridge is absolutely different and needs to go before the zoning board.
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
This would be great project
I actually remembered to set things out for my baking today that need to be at room temperature please clap
November 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I actually remembered to set things out for my baking today that need to be at room temperature please clap
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"Let me get this straight. Your lab has bred a dragon?"
"A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-"
"Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?"
"About as intelligent as a border collie."
"So, intelligent. Why?"
"You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."
"A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-"
"Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?"
"About as intelligent as a border collie."
"So, intelligent. Why?"
"You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
"Let me get this straight. Your lab has bred a dragon?"
"A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-"
"Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?"
"About as intelligent as a border collie."
"So, intelligent. Why?"
"You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."
"A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-"
"Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?"
"About as intelligent as a border collie."
"So, intelligent. Why?"
"You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."