beaver “jagosaurus” supermoon
@jagosaurus.bsky.social
mostly feral | hater | autistic | hillbilly
Avatar: white woman with long hair wearing very large glasses and resting bitchface
Header: display at Mt. Mitchell, NC, showing Point Misery, Little Butt, and Big Butt peaks
Avatar: white woman with long hair wearing very large glasses and resting bitchface
Header: display at Mt. Mitchell, NC, showing Point Misery, Little Butt, and Big Butt peaks
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it’s okay to say that obviously shitty people are shitty and treat them accordingly
at no point while watching this could I have predicted what would be said next
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December 7, 2025 at 12:37 PM
at no point while watching this could I have predicted what would be said next
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wheezing at this because it is, in every way, me in these scenarios
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December 7, 2025 at 12:27 PM
wheezing at this because it is, in every way, me in these scenarios
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
this has become a very important video to me
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My favourite grasshopper fact: Grasshoppers first appeared on the planet 250 million years ago.
Grass did not appear on the planet until 40 million years ago
Imagine it: 210 million years, hopping around on any random surface you can find, waiting for the grass that will make you truly yourself.
Grass did not appear on the planet until 40 million years ago
Imagine it: 210 million years, hopping around on any random surface you can find, waiting for the grass that will make you truly yourself.
December 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
My favourite grasshopper fact: Grasshoppers first appeared on the planet 250 million years ago.
Grass did not appear on the planet until 40 million years ago
Imagine it: 210 million years, hopping around on any random surface you can find, waiting for the grass that will make you truly yourself.
Grass did not appear on the planet until 40 million years ago
Imagine it: 210 million years, hopping around on any random surface you can find, waiting for the grass that will make you truly yourself.
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don't worry, they'll fall off after mating season
People who put little antlers on their cars: we aren’t stupid, we can still tell they are cars
December 7, 2025 at 10:55 AM
don't worry, they'll fall off after mating season
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I'm not sure it's in the self interest of America's tech bro billionaires to suggest that we bring back public executions to punish the most destructive people in our society.
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
Joe Lonsdale Calls For Public Hangings
Silicon Valley radicalization escalates
www.thenerdreich.com
December 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I'm not sure it's in the self interest of America's tech bro billionaires to suggest that we bring back public executions to punish the most destructive people in our society.
very much enjoying how shitty tebow’s haircut is
December 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
very much enjoying how shitty tebow’s haircut is
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Them:
Wanna feel old?
Me:
No.
Wanna feel old?
Me:
No.
December 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Them:
Wanna feel old?
Me:
No.
Wanna feel old?
Me:
No.
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At a recent show in NYC, Weird Al Yankovic joined the band on stage for a cover of Killing In The Name, Rage Against the Machine’s anthem against police brutality. Weird Al, welcome to the resistance. (Full video!) [kottke.org]
Weird Al Yankovic Covers Killing In The Name by Rage Against the Machine
At a recent Portugal. The Man concert in NYC, Weird Al joined the band on stage for a pair of songs, including a cover of Killing In The Name, Rage Against the Machine’s anthem against police brutality and the military
kottke.org
December 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
At a recent show in NYC, Weird Al Yankovic joined the band on stage for a cover of Killing In The Name, Rage Against the Machine’s anthem against police brutality. Weird Al, welcome to the resistance. (Full video!) [kottke.org]
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I'm starting to wonder how much "the male loneliness epidemic" is just straight and bisexual women identifying low-effort, mean, and incompetent men and choosing not to date, marry, and tolerate them anymore
December 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I'm starting to wonder how much "the male loneliness epidemic" is just straight and bisexual women identifying low-effort, mean, and incompetent men and choosing not to date, marry, and tolerate them anymore
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the xenomorph in me wishes the xenomorph in you a happy holiday season
December 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
the xenomorph in me wishes the xenomorph in you a happy holiday season
sometimes I need to make a black bean burger casserole to get me through
December 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
sometimes I need to make a black bean burger casserole to get me through
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As we follow the trajectory of the student at OU who wrote an essay citing zero sources and making no argument, got the instructor fired by claiming her 1A rights were violated, went on a tour of rw media and now seems poised to become a part of the TPUSA speaker circuit: (1/4)
December 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
As we follow the trajectory of the student at OU who wrote an essay citing zero sources and making no argument, got the instructor fired by claiming her 1A rights were violated, went on a tour of rw media and now seems poised to become a part of the TPUSA speaker circuit: (1/4)
just now I was sitting outside with Winnie for the at least once daily cuddling session. A neighbor came up the road in some kind of farm vehicle and waved and hollered, “Is that Winnie?” When I replied yes he laughed and said, “Love that cat!”
which is as it should be 😂
which is as it should be 😂
December 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
just now I was sitting outside with Winnie for the at least once daily cuddling session. A neighbor came up the road in some kind of farm vehicle and waved and hollered, “Is that Winnie?” When I replied yes he laughed and said, “Love that cat!”
which is as it should be 😂
which is as it should be 😂
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
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Normalize the dismantling of intrusive, nonconsensual surveillance technologies
December 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Normalize the dismantling of intrusive, nonconsensual surveillance technologies
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In terms of what’s understood to be socially acceptable behavior, normalizing the filming/taking pictures of people in public who are minding their own business (and putting it online) is one of the worst developments of the past 15 years.
Woman Hailed as Hero for Smashing Man's Meta Smart Glasses on Subway
A New York subway rider has accused a woman of breaking his Meta smart glasses. She was later hailed as a hero.
futurism.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
In terms of what’s understood to be socially acceptable behavior, normalizing the filming/taking pictures of people in public who are minding their own business (and putting it online) is one of the worst developments of the past 15 years.
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The rare presidential administration whose character, efficacy and dignity would automatically increase if everyone in it was replaced with a ten year old.
Admiral Rachel Levine was the first transgender person to be confirmed by the Senate to serve in the federal government. Her official portrait at HHS headquarters has been altered. n.pr/48HypvT
HHS changed the name of transgender health leader on her official portrait
Admiral Rachel Levine was the first transgender person to be confirmed by the Senate to serve in the federal government. Her official portrait at HHS headquarters has been altered.
n.pr
December 5, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The rare presidential administration whose character, efficacy and dignity would automatically increase if everyone in it was replaced with a ten year old.
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Yes patriarchy is a real pervasive problem & there are countless (better as well) cases that demonstrate it but in this specific case you gotta at least wait for her 3rd arc man
Not to defend Olivia Nuzzi, who broke every rule in journalism and promoted a charlatan to his current position. But it's incredibly telling that she will lose her job, but RFK Jr. gets to stay in his job despite the reports of his drug use, his affairs and his defenestrating of public health.
December 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Yes patriarchy is a real pervasive problem & there are countless (better as well) cases that demonstrate it but in this specific case you gotta at least wait for her 3rd arc man
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“This seat is very uncomfortable.”
December 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
“This seat is very uncomfortable.”
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how long does it usually take for skinny jeans to start working?
December 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
how long does it usually take for skinny jeans to start working?
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This could probably be done with simple legislation. Article 3 says almost nothing about how the Supreme Court operates. It mentions that a chief justice will exist, but that’s about it. There are essentially no constitutional rules about how they hear or decide cases.
I'm going to keep saying this in my effort to speak it into reality: Supreme Court should have at least 100 Justices with rotating panels (and maybe an en banc option). No single Justice should have so much power and they shouldn't be names everyone knows.
A court with a normal-ish conservative majority would have been tolerable. I'm not eager for court packing, impeaching justices, and other such options. But this court sticking around post-Trump is untenable. They've already torched their own legitimacy, the only question is what do we do about it.
December 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
This could probably be done with simple legislation. Article 3 says almost nothing about how the Supreme Court operates. It mentions that a chief justice will exist, but that’s about it. There are essentially no constitutional rules about how they hear or decide cases.
is it growth that I refrained from correcting a friend on their use of “ya’ll” or am I just exhausted
December 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
is it growth that I refrained from correcting a friend on their use of “ya’ll” or am I just exhausted
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*youth pastor voice*
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
*youth pastor voice*
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities