Jackie Carbajal
@jackiecarbajal.bsky.social
Let me pet your dog
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Early reports from the front lines of right-wing media tonight are starting to trickle in. We’re being told “hoes mad”
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Early reports from the front lines of right-wing media tonight are starting to trickle in. We’re being told “hoes mad”
I’m in line to vote in LA and it’s around the corner. Everyone here says their time is worth it.
November 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I’m in line to vote in LA and it’s around the corner. Everyone here says their time is worth it.
British Vogue being right about boyfriends being embarrassing after witnessing a man whistle to find his girlfriend in a small Ulta Beauty store
November 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
British Vogue being right about boyfriends being embarrassing after witnessing a man whistle to find his girlfriend in a small Ulta Beauty store
sorry not sorry all other men. i am in fact “the man of the year” better luck next year.
October 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
sorry not sorry all other men. i am in fact “the man of the year” better luck next year.
didn’t know they made a skeleton version of me at CVS, but here it is
September 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
didn’t know they made a skeleton version of me at CVS, but here it is
my kid just asked me what a stereo was and I thought I raised her better than that
May 24, 2025 at 3:04 PM
my kid just asked me what a stereo was and I thought I raised her better than that
made it to tuesday and needed a comfort movie and a drink with the week i’ve had
March 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
made it to tuesday and needed a comfort movie and a drink with the week i’ve had
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Finally, we can all agree that the “Tom Brady talking” experiment has failed and he must never be allowed to talk again. G’night!
February 10, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Finally, we can all agree that the “Tom Brady talking” experiment has failed and he must never be allowed to talk again. G’night!
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Gonna be a lot of babies born in November named Cheesesteak.
February 10, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Gonna be a lot of babies born in November named Cheesesteak.
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Muting Tom Brady, turning on the Philly police scanner
February 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Muting Tom Brady, turning on the Philly police scanner
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Eagle's
gameplan Drake
🤝
perfectly executed
gameplan Drake
🤝
perfectly executed
February 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Eagle's
gameplan Drake
🤝
perfectly executed
gameplan Drake
🤝
perfectly executed
America needed this eagles win
February 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
America needed this eagles win
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Could be a Ratatouille situation.
Patrick Mahomes looks like he’s wearing lifts but for his helmet.
February 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Could be a Ratatouille situation.
POV: me a denver bronco fan watching travis kelce be sad on the side lines
a man wearing a tuxedo and bow tie is smiling in front of flowers .
ALT: a man wearing a tuxedo and bow tie is smiling in front of flowers .
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
POV: me a denver bronco fan watching travis kelce be sad on the side lines
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TOM BRADY NO ONE CARES YOU WERE SAD
February 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
TOM BRADY NO ONE CARES YOU WERE SAD
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Huge year for body horror. The Substance, the influence that you are
February 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Huge year for body horror. The Substance, the influence that you are
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if i text you this just know you’re cooked
February 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
if i text you this just know you’re cooked
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Who took a worse beating so far in the Super Bowl: the Chiefs down by 24 or Drake when 70,000 people sang “A Minorrrrrrrr”?
February 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Who took a worse beating so far in the Super Bowl: the Chiefs down by 24 or Drake when 70,000 people sang “A Minorrrrrrrr”?
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I'm watching the Super Bowl at Drake's house, and it is very uncomfortable right now
February 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I'm watching the Super Bowl at Drake's house, and it is very uncomfortable right now
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Trump bans women’s flag football.
February 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Trump bans women’s flag football.
Kendrick inspires me to be a lifelong hater
February 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Kendrick inspires me to be a lifelong hater
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kendrick inspiring me to hate bigger
February 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
kendrick inspiring me to hate bigger
commentators talking about the chiefs the entire time before the halftime performance
a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face while looking at the camera .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face while looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
commentators talking about the chiefs the entire time before the halftime performance