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Peter Karlin
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I will improve your life in such small, infinitesimal, unimportant ways you won’t even notice after years of following me.
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Good point. In the old days I’d throw a yellow border on tv graphics so they’d pop more on a dark background.
The bird looks nicer in the 2025 logo, but the 1993 logo really shows you how unnecessary the circle is in the new one.
The Toronto Blue Jays are back in the World Series for the first time since 1993 and it sure seems like the logo gods aligned for this one.
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there's a democratic plot to use my nazi tattoo to turn voters against me
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Everyday Americans love seeing Donald Trump demolish part of the White House so he can build a big golden room to have cold prime rib with his cronies
If the Blues Jays win, what’s the percentage chance they go to the White House?
Task doesn’t have that Mare of Eastown magic where everyone on Twitter had their theories each week, but I’m on episode 7 and this show gets better and better as a character piece. I don’t need the whodunnit to keep me interested.
The President may be dropping diarrhea on us, but tonight I had portabella mushroom fries and they were stellar.
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ICYMI — The president posts an AI video of him wearing a crown dumping shit on protestors.

Our kids are watching.
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I always feel bad when people follow me after a political post. My next post is going to be about Kool-Aid Man's dick
I’d only be interested in a hatchet job.
Ohtani is unreal, but this is a truly incredible team achievement.
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I haven't seen TRON: ARES and maybe I won't (wish it was a direct LEGACY sequel) but every time I hear it's set in the real world instead of the Grid or whatever all I think is, if I want a movie set in the real world that's what MICHAEL CLAYTON is for.
They just said Max Scherzer hasn’t picked off a runner in 9 years. He just got one in a high stakes playoff game. Let’s hear for 41 year olds!
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Only 2 teams in baseball got more hits this season than the Brewers.

Hits in the first 3 games

Game 1 - 2
Game 2 - 3
Game 3 - 4

That's 9 hits in 3 games. The Dodgers can pitch a little.
There is zero reason to bring in Blake MAGA Treinen.
Incredible!!! And much funnier than me.