i can be your long lost pal
@pallavi.bsky.social
kind cunt
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We really didn't want to know this about RFK Jr...
@pallavi.bsky.social and @franifio.bsky.social learn way too much, thanks to Olivia Nuzzi's ex-fiancé.
@pallavi.bsky.social and @franifio.bsky.social learn way too much, thanks to Olivia Nuzzi's ex-fiancé.
November 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
We really didn't want to know this about RFK Jr...
@pallavi.bsky.social and @franifio.bsky.social learn way too much, thanks to Olivia Nuzzi's ex-fiancé.
@pallavi.bsky.social and @franifio.bsky.social learn way too much, thanks to Olivia Nuzzi's ex-fiancé.
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Live with @pallavi.bsky.social and @eltragon.bsky.social this afternoon at 1/4pm ET!
Talking rapid response to ICE, Zohran and Trump, and Fox News saying to skip the veggies this year... don't miss 🫵
Talking rapid response to ICE, Zohran and Trump, and Fox News saying to skip the veggies this year... don't miss 🫵
November 25, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Live with @pallavi.bsky.social and @eltragon.bsky.social this afternoon at 1/4pm ET!
Talking rapid response to ICE, Zohran and Trump, and Fox News saying to skip the veggies this year... don't miss 🫵
Talking rapid response to ICE, Zohran and Trump, and Fox News saying to skip the veggies this year... don't miss 🫵
do you think zohran got him to say the shahada
November 22, 2025 at 5:29 AM
do you think zohran got him to say the shahada
the face you make when white people tell you about their trip to india unprompted
November 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM
the face you make when white people tell you about their trip to india unprompted
i know he can’t say it but no way zohran wasn’t thinking “quiet, piggy” this whole time
November 22, 2025 at 3:23 AM
i know he can’t say it but no way zohran wasn’t thinking “quiet, piggy” this whole time
feeling bad for all the good people who failed the bar catching strays bc of kim
November 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
feeling bad for all the good people who failed the bar catching strays bc of kim
Somehow, heartbreak feels good in a place like this.
November 20, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Somehow, heartbreak feels good in a place like this.
laura dern’s character in palm royale saying goodbye to her father played by her real, aging father bruce dern 😭😭😭
November 20, 2025 at 1:47 AM
laura dern’s character in palm royale saying goodbye to her father played by her real, aging father bruce dern 😭😭😭
got a bunch of amazing shows coming up including Facial Recognition Comedy, Second Screens, SF Sketchfest (tix on sale now for FRC & Zindabaddies), and opening for Sammy Obeid and Mohanad Elshieky! see me live doing my favorite thing! tickets here: linktr.ee/pallavigunalan
November 17, 2025 at 12:56 AM
got a bunch of amazing shows coming up including Facial Recognition Comedy, Second Screens, SF Sketchfest (tix on sale now for FRC & Zindabaddies), and opening for Sammy Obeid and Mohanad Elshieky! see me live doing my favorite thing! tickets here: linktr.ee/pallavigunalan
watched a movie where a man was throwing money into a fire and had to turn it off because i’m too broke. need a content warning for shit like that in this economy 😭😭😭
November 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
watched a movie where a man was throwing money into a fire and had to turn it off because i’m too broke. need a content warning for shit like that in this economy 😭😭😭
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@pallavi.bsky.social good job on TDZ! couldn't help but notice you didn't do a "dean scream" its fine.
November 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
@pallavi.bsky.social good job on TDZ! couldn't help but notice you didn't do a "dean scream" its fine.
no one tells you how much of your 30s is just massaging various parts of your body
November 10, 2025 at 12:30 PM
no one tells you how much of your 30s is just massaging various parts of your body
it doesn’t matter though because it’s not you, right?
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 7:11 AM
it doesn’t matter though because it’s not you, right?
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One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
never in my life did i think Mississippi Masala Mama would be on stage with Good Muslim, Bad Muslim Daddy and Socialist Mayor of New York Mamdani incredible work and feelings all around today
November 5, 2025 at 8:02 AM
never in my life did i think Mississippi Masala Mama would be on stage with Good Muslim, Bad Muslim Daddy and Socialist Mayor of New York Mamdani incredible work and feelings all around today
just saw the mamdani speech and the outro music being DHOOOOOOM MACHALE! my millennial ass is so happy!!!
November 5, 2025 at 8:01 AM
just saw the mamdani speech and the outro music being DHOOOOOOM MACHALE! my millennial ass is so happy!!!
i haven’t laughed this hard in ages i’m dying lmao
November 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
i haven’t laughed this hard in ages i’m dying lmao
the pendulum is swinging back around! it’s up to us to not let it swing away again 🫡🫡🫡
November 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
the pendulum is swinging back around! it’s up to us to not let it swing away again 🫡🫡🫡
new york you beautiful bastards you did it!!
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
new york you beautiful bastards you did it!!
okay yes this is awful but wtf is your ass doing on this app eww
This is the president of the United States taking a break from gold-and-marble interior renovations to say he’ll defy a court order to feed hungry Americans.
Nero would be proud.
Nero would be proud.
November 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
okay yes this is awful but wtf is your ass doing on this app eww
BREAKING NEWS: Dick Cheney just shot Ronald Reagan in the face
November 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Dick Cheney just shot Ronald Reagan in the face
inject anything tom pelphrey's been in straight into my veins
November 4, 2025 at 7:13 PM
inject anything tom pelphrey's been in straight into my veins
i am working a lot and i am very tired and that is okay because it could be far worse but i also wish it were much better
November 4, 2025 at 6:25 AM
i am working a lot and i am very tired and that is okay because it could be far worse but i also wish it were much better
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Every time I refresh my timeline, Mamdani is live, somewhere else in NYC. There’s only one explanation.
November 3, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Every time I refresh my timeline, Mamdani is live, somewhere else in NYC. There’s only one explanation.
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Everyone, I ouija boarded Lincoln's ghost and he said the new White House bathroom is "too gross to piss in"
November 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Everyone, I ouija boarded Lincoln's ghost and he said the new White House bathroom is "too gross to piss in"