Izandra 🔪🩸
@izandra.bsky.social
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💍@nidokorn. Yonsei. ADHD. NorCal girl in SoCal. Cis. She/her. Eat the billionaires. ACAB. Grey/ace. Letterboxd: izandra. Owned by Aggie. I block hard and block often.
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iwriteok.bsky.social
Lee Pace in The Fall is the result of a decades-long experiment to see what happens if all the hotness for an entire generation is concentrated in the body of a single man
izandra.bsky.social
This might be favorite yet. But he didn’t post it here? Only on twitter? I only happened to see it cause I was checking something on FB briefly. To think I almost missed this.
A screenshot of a tweet by @ArtButMakeItSports. Text says: The Haywain Triptych (detail, flipped) by Hieronymus Bosch, 1516. Photo by @StephChambers76.

Top photo: Humpy, one of the Mariners’ salmon racers, is running past a Seattle Mariners logo. 

Bottom photo: a detail from a Bosch painting with a man pinned by a wagon wheel. To the left, a humanoid with a fish head (?) is running past him. Attached to the fish man is what may be a person sized grey fish or perhaps a horseshoe crab?? There are numerous other bizarre humanoids in this image. The layout is very similar to the previously mentioned Humpy photo.
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megrowler.fangraphs.com
Italian-Americans who stan Columbus are so embarrassing, even by the standards of Italian-Americans, a people prone to embarrassing conduct. Like, be weirdly off putting about the merits of various pasta shapes like the rest of us, good god.
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fatkiddeals.com
This Dominos is in an old Pizza Hut building 😭😭
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samaras.bsky.social
Is… is Humpy the Etsy Witch?
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minakimes.bsky.social
POLO YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A MARINERS GREAT
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izandra.bsky.social
got lost in work and just checked the mariners/jays game, and YES, MARINERS! 10-3, let's win this in Seattle!
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banditelli.org
Sigh. Guess it's that one day a year we have to utter that assholes name.
For Immediate Release
Italian-American Trade Unionists of America Condemn Columbus on Columbus Day

The ltalian-American Trade Unionists of America (IATUOA) has once again reaffirmed its condemnation of Christopher Columbus on Columbus Day.
"We only mention the son of a bitch's name once a year and it's when we announce that he's a son of a bitch on his name day," the IATUOA Executive Committee announced from a dark, smoke-filled room in the Italian-American Club of Shamokin, PA.

The IATUOA, founded on the principles of cultural solidarity through bargaining, mutual aid, shared dining experiences, and anti-imperialism, believes Columbus represents the antithesis of these core values. Based on his writing and contemporary accounts, Columbus was a greedy, self-indulgent strunz, a jerk-off that gleefully engaged in the enslavement and genocide of indigenous people for personal gain and fame.

Further, this fucking guy, supposedly Genoese, rarely spoke or wrote in Ligurian or any Italic language. What kind of "Italian" does that?

Italian-Americans deserve recognition and a holiday in the United States, but also deserve a figure worthy of their name. "If you're gonna name the fuckin' day Columbus Day, you might as well go-all in and make the fucking holiday Columbus/Mussolini Day to piss on a few more graves,"' the IATOUA Executive Committee further scoffed

As of this time,the IATUOA DaVinci Genealogy Caucus still questions the authenticity of Columbus' Italian ancestry. Based on this, and the organization's position that Columbus is "a piece of shit" the organization maintains its position that Italian-Americans (as well as indigenous people) deserve a holiday that truly recognizes our heritage and not one that celebrates a jackass.
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gregpak.net
Abolish ICE.

If you work for ICE, quit right now.
heylookitsruth.bsky.social
A mom in Houston reported her 15-year-old son with autism missing. She spent 6 days terrified, searching for him. The whole time, Houston police knew exactly where he was since they helped ICE place him in a refugee facility.

This is beyond cruel.
www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston...
Missing teen with autism transferred to refugee facility by HPD
He is currently being held at an Office for Refugee Resettlement facility.
www.houstonchronicle.com
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msemilyedwards.bsky.social
I just texted my husband "We should be Piper Kerr and his Indifferent Penguin for Halloween" and I'm sure he'll ask for a divorce any minute now
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schooley.bsky.social
“You might die but it’s not the fault of the party that runs the FAA and TSA,” isn’t really what you want to hear before boarding.
briantylercohen.bsky.social
Multiple airports are now announcing they will refuse to play Kristi Noem’s government-funded video blaming “Democrats” for the government shutdown.

“We believe the Hatch Act clearly prohibits use of public assets for political purposes and messaging,” one airport said.
izandra.bsky.social
Seattle’s closer Andrés Muñoz is a super cat dad. His girl is Matilda and has her own IG account.
Muñoz pitching in Seattle’s navy and silver uniform. A photoshopped white Persian cat with a Seattle baseball cap sits near his back foot. A navy baseball mitt with an embroidered cross-looking white Persian cat and the name “Matilda” A navy baseball mitt with white kitty paws embroidered on it
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paulframe85.bsky.social
Never in doubt once it got to the 9th.
Matilda the cat and her dad Andrés Muñoz  throwing absolute gas for the Seattle Mariners
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infieldflygrl.online
That was fun, let's do it again tomorrow
izandra.bsky.social
Game 1 to the Mariners!!! 🔱 🔱🔱
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sarahbca.bsky.social
I hate him

I hate his fucking face

I hate his fucking voice

I hate his burnt sienna fake tan

I hate his tiny anus-shaped mouth

I just fucking hate him so much but most of all, I hate what he’s done to our country.
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sky-writes.bsky.social
skytober day 12: an eldritch kiwi, like, an extremely fucked up kiwi
A spooky kiwi with glowing eyes, gazed upon by two regular kiwis
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laurainmn.bsky.social
I simply have no choice but to name my firstborn son Jorge Polanco.
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dhodgs.bsky.social
another idea for a sign at games 3-5
a screenshot from google translate in English it reads "Polanco is your daddy" and in French it reads "Polanco est ton papa"
izandra.bsky.social
POLANCO AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ⚾️ 💢
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michaelehayden.bsky.social
“They are highly organized … [they] have purchased their own animal costumes”
Andy ngo mad about muppets again — this time in Chicago