The Ballad of Alphonse Jerome
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It’s harder than it looks, judging covers by the book. INFP. 守破離.
Fanute the coupe through the post, dog.
Fanute the coupe through the post, dog.
I’ve seen this movie before. Congrats to OSU lol
November 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I’ve seen this movie before. Congrats to OSU lol
This game got the potential to get ugly lol
November 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
This game got the potential to get ugly lol
That was clearly a fumble but fuck it lmao
November 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
That was clearly a fumble but fuck it lmao
Good lord, Barham is a fucking idiot
November 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Good lord, Barham is a fucking idiot
Jackson put Rolder in a blender. Good grief
November 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Jackson put Rolder in a blender. Good grief
Barham be going so far wide tryna rush the passer every play, he always leaves a big ass rushing lane
November 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Barham be going so far wide tryna rush the passer every play, he always leaves a big ass rushing lane
Big play, Zeke!
November 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Big play, Zeke!
Gus finally decided to stop jinxing Zvada
November 29, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Gus finally decided to stop jinxing Zvada
Chip dialing up some bullshit early
November 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Chip dialing up some bullshit early
Bredeson is hurt and I forgot that. Running game might not pop a big run like that first one again lol
November 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Bredeson is hurt and I forgot that. Running game might not pop a big run like that first one again lol
Jordan Marshall back
November 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Jordan Marshall back
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It’s the Xhosa baby for me. Those little clicks 🥹
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 AM
It’s the Xhosa baby for me. Those little clicks 🥹
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The amount of brown nosing the managers in my org do on calls is such nasty work. Just a bunch of grandstanding and chiming in with “I agree” tryna get a promotion that doesn’t even exist lmao
November 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The amount of brown nosing the managers in my org do on calls is such nasty work. Just a bunch of grandstanding and chiming in with “I agree” tryna get a promotion that doesn’t even exist lmao
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SCOOP: Last week, the Social Security Administration published a notice saying it will be sharing "citizenship and immigration information” with DHS, confirming what WIRED reported months ago. Follow along with me below...
www.wired.com/story/social...
www.wired.com/story/social...
Social Security Data Is Openly Being Shared With DHS to Target Immigrants
For months, the Social Security Administration was quietly sharing sensitive data about immigrants with DHS. Now it’s official.
www.wired.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
SCOOP: Last week, the Social Security Administration published a notice saying it will be sharing "citizenship and immigration information” with DHS, confirming what WIRED reported months ago. Follow along with me below...
www.wired.com/story/social...
www.wired.com/story/social...
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KEEP SHARING YOUR STORIES about increased ACA premiums due to the disappearance of subsidies. The stories clearly are having an impact, they help people feel less helpless, and they create solidarity that leads to action.
Mine went from $395→ $821. What happened for you?
Mine went from $395→ $821. What happened for you?
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
KEEP SHARING YOUR STORIES about increased ACA premiums due to the disappearance of subsidies. The stories clearly are having an impact, they help people feel less helpless, and they create solidarity that leads to action.
Mine went from $395→ $821. What happened for you?
Mine went from $395→ $821. What happened for you?
ppl who sit right next to me when there’s other alternatives deserve to stub their pinky toe on furniture every time they wake up to use the bathroom at night
November 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
ppl who sit right next to me when there’s other alternatives deserve to stub their pinky toe on furniture every time they wake up to use the bathroom at night
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"The attorney in the New York office spoke in depth about the plan being recently updated to include mosques and liberal synagogues in the wake of Zohran Mamdani’s recent win in the New York City mayor’s race."
"Agencies within the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, including ICE, ERO, and CBP intend to implement a comprehensive plan to target Spanish-speaking churches across the country during the upcoming holiday season between Thanksgiving, Nov. 27, and Christmas, Dec. 25."
Exclusive: Trump DHS Plans Immigration Raids on Churches Over Holidays
The Trump Dept. of Homeland Security is briefing federal agencies on plans for immigration enforcement operations inside churches over holidays.
thisweekinworcester.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:16 AM
"The attorney in the New York office spoke in depth about the plan being recently updated to include mosques and liberal synagogues in the wake of Zohran Mamdani’s recent win in the New York City mayor’s race."
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Cam Newton being benched for a dress code violation for a series and then Derek Anderson throwing an interception on the first play is my Roman Empire
Disciplining players for one series is a hilarious NFL tradition.
We mean business! But we really need you guys, cool?
We mean business! But we really need you guys, cool?
November 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Cam Newton being benched for a dress code violation for a series and then Derek Anderson throwing an interception on the first play is my Roman Empire
Pablo bout to bring actual journalism back? This could be fun lol
November 17, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Pablo bout to bring actual journalism back? This could be fun lol
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I THOUGHT I was telling a joke about Pablo getting the Epstein files last year but apparently I was not
November 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I THOUGHT I was telling a joke about Pablo getting the Epstein files last year but apparently I was not
Michigan needing a last second field goal to beat NW was so egregious
bad news, Georgia fans: we didn’t win as convincingly as…uh…Texas A&M did on Saturday
November 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Michigan needing a last second field goal to beat NW was so egregious
DEIJean with a pick
November 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
DEIJean with a pick
The constitution has no teeth. It’s a miracle it took this long for somebody to just say “Sure, Jan” lol
The Founders were so concerned about bribery that the Constitution forbids it three separate times. Two emoluments clauses ban officials—unambiguously including the president—from accepting things of value, plus bribery is the only named impeachable offense besides treason.
Unprecedentedly corrupt.
Unprecedentedly corrupt.
To negotiate a trade deal with the President of the United States, the Swiss government arrived with a "special Rolex desktop clock" and "a 1-kilogram personalized gold bar"
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
November 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
The constitution has no teeth. It’s a miracle it took this long for somebody to just say “Sure, Jan” lol