The Ballad of Alphonse Jerome
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It’s harder than it looks, judging covers by the book. INFP. 守破離. Fanute the coupe through the post, dog.
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I almost put the salt in the fridge just now lol
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Just opened my door to grab some packages & it’s a nigga in the lobby, on skates with headphones on having the time of his life lol
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LMFAO
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This is the Trent Dilfer/John Randle story we talked about on the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social btw
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hollyanderson.bsky.social
you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."
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ain't nun wrong wit a lil emoting
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The amount of times I cry, lately, has been honestly absurd lol. Nigga cried tears of joy the other day
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The amount of times I cry, lately, has been honestly absurd lol. Nigga cried tears of joy the other day
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A list of squirrels I don’t trust

1. City Squirrels
2. University Squirrels
3. Squirrels that live in Durham NC
4. Beach Squirrels (hoe it ain’t a tree in sight)
5. Squirrels that be outside at night/winter
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Overall I don't trust squirrels
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X____X
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Like yes, mama dresses like a St. Lunatic but the songs >>>>>>
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Knew Michigan was gon be on some BS tonight so I volunteered to help my boy out at the bar and watch it on my phone. Good decision by me lol
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James Franklin somewhere right now like
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Yep. MFs was mad at the chickens they chose to roost with
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Couldn’t imagine. The folks married to these types be the ones wanting to work in the office full time
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Yep. And that’s a whole other story with women who be purposely obtuse tryna be funny once they find out. That shit be having me ready to snap
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Yea I can’t stand mean women. Joking and playful is cool. Standing up for yourself and what not also. But just being mean? Nah
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Trash Panda was getting UPSET too lmao
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“What’s your barber name?” is crazy 😂
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There are two wolves inside of you
Screenshot of a pair of skeets:

Josferatu
@josfera2.bsky.social
Wanna see the Eagles move the ball a whole drive just with the tush push
Tyler Nethers @thatgamesguy.bsky...
So tired of this obnoxious ass play, bro get this shit out of the league yesterday.