The Ballad of Alphonse Jerome
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It’s harder than it looks, judging covers by the book. INFP. 守破離.
Fanute the coupe through the post, dog.
Fanute the coupe through the post, dog.
Nah this fire lmao
this is what Karl Marx was talking about by workers seizing the means of production
February 3, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Nah this fire lmao
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It can be hard to keep up with EVERYTHING that the Trump admins is doing—and planning to do—right now with ICE and Border Patrol around the US
So @wired.com created the ICE Tracker newsletter to ensure you know exactly what's happening....and it's FREE
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So @wired.com created the ICE Tracker newsletter to ensure you know exactly what's happening....and it's FREE
Sign up here: www.wired.com/newsletter/I...
Tracker Newsletter: ICE in Focus
As federal agents carry out Trump’s program of mass deportation, this limited-series newsletter will track what’s happening and what’s coming next.
www.wired.com
February 3, 2026 at 11:51 AM
It can be hard to keep up with EVERYTHING that the Trump admins is doing—and planning to do—right now with ICE and Border Patrol around the US
So @wired.com created the ICE Tracker newsletter to ensure you know exactly what's happening....and it's FREE
Sign up here: www.wired.com/newsletter/I...
So @wired.com created the ICE Tracker newsletter to ensure you know exactly what's happening....and it's FREE
Sign up here: www.wired.com/newsletter/I...
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This morning I wrote that DOJ’s ballot seizure in Georgia looks like a dry run for 2026. My advice and request: Sign up to Democracy Docket to stay informed. hubs.ly/Q03M8rql0
January 29, 2026 at 8:47 PM
This morning I wrote that DOJ’s ballot seizure in Georgia looks like a dry run for 2026. My advice and request: Sign up to Democracy Docket to stay informed. hubs.ly/Q03M8rql0
Feels like an apt metaphor for what’s happening with the federal government
A "small geyser" of poop water is flooding into the Potomac River
"The collapse of a sewer line carrying wastewater from Virginia and Maryland isn't affecting DC's drinking water. But it's still unbelievably gross."
"The collapse of a sewer line carrying wastewater from Virginia and Maryland isn't affecting DC's drinking water. But it's still unbelievably gross."
More Bad News: A “Small Geyser” of Poop Water Is Flooding Into the Potomac River - Washingtonian
Look, we get it: the last thing you need to read is more bad news. Not when masked paramilitaries are laying siege to Minneapolis, prominent members of the executive branch of the federal government a...
washingtonian.com
January 27, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Feels like an apt metaphor for what’s happening with the federal government
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January 27, 2026 at 11:28 PM
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Good God, the difference between white ppl and non-white ppl is fucking ASTOUNDING. Media saturation and empathy is WAY different when white ppl get killed huh
Current status of the fundraisers for those killed by ICE:
Renee Good: $1,499,580
Alex Pretti: $1,289,249
Keith Porter, Jr. $302,423
Parady La: $45,848
Heber Sanchez Dominguez: $47,991
Luis Beltrán Yanez Cruz: $18,640
Victor Manuel Diaz: $2,538
Geraldo Lunas: $2,260
Luis Gustavo Núñez: $1,935
Renee Good: $1,499,580
Alex Pretti: $1,289,249
Keith Porter, Jr. $302,423
Parady La: $45,848
Heber Sanchez Dominguez: $47,991
Luis Beltrán Yanez Cruz: $18,640
Victor Manuel Diaz: $2,538
Geraldo Lunas: $2,260
Luis Gustavo Núñez: $1,935
January 26, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Good God, the difference between white ppl and non-white ppl is fucking ASTOUNDING. Media saturation and empathy is WAY different when white ppl get killed huh
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getting on dreamcast to play nfl2k and making bovino a quarterback
Pro Football Hall of Famer John Randle posted a statement about ICE as text overlays on various portraits of himself and I kind of love it
January 26, 2026 at 11:13 PM
getting on dreamcast to play nfl2k and making bovino a quarterback
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The people who'll tell you today's murder victim in Minnesota shouldn't have turned up to a protest carrying a gun are the same people who said Kyle Rittenhouse was perfectly entitled to do the same thing.
January 24, 2026 at 5:58 PM
The people who'll tell you today's murder victim in Minnesota shouldn't have turned up to a protest carrying a gun are the same people who said Kyle Rittenhouse was perfectly entitled to do the same thing.
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This must be weird news to see if you’re one of the literally hundreds or even thousands of university administrators who preemptively censored faculty, scrubbed websites, changed the names of centers, etc.
Trump administration drops legal appeal over anti-DEI funding threat to schools and colleges. This leaves in place a federal judge's ruling that the anti-DEI effort violated the First Amendment and federal procedural rules. (Via AP) apnews.com/article/dei-... #ncpol #nced
Trump administration drops legal appeal over anti-DEI funding threat to schools and colleges
The Trump administration is dropping its appeal of a federal court ruling that blocked a campaign against diversity, equity, and inclusion threatening federal funding to the nation’s schools and colle...
apnews.com
January 23, 2026 at 1:45 PM
This must be weird news to see if you’re one of the literally hundreds or even thousands of university administrators who preemptively censored faculty, scrubbed websites, changed the names of centers, etc.
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Paul's back and he nails it here
January 20, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Paul's back and he nails it here
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Bo Nix keeping Josh Allen *and* Sean Payton out of the Super Bowl? I owe him an edible arrangement or something.
Stunner: Broncos coach Sean Payton just announced QB Bo Nix broke a bone in his ankle and is out for the season.
January 18, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Bo Nix keeping Josh Allen *and* Sean Payton out of the Super Bowl? I owe him an edible arrangement or something.
It’s a necessity, but you have to start it before you need it. Trying to build that habit now, in this economy, is gonna require a lot of discipline ppl didn’t have in more favorable economic climates. I learned to save while I was broke, but that was under a different economy
Someone told me today that having a savings account is a blessing. In this economy, do you see a savings account as a blessing, or simply something every adult should have?
January 16, 2026 at 12:51 AM
It’s a necessity, but you have to start it before you need it. Trying to build that habit now, in this economy, is gonna require a lot of discipline ppl didn’t have in more favorable economic climates. I learned to save while I was broke, but that was under a different economy
I’m not trusting the judgment of anybody who is willingly friends with Kodak Black lol
A Ravens coaching search update from owner Steve Bisciotti and our Jeff Zrebiec:
January 13, 2026 at 7:51 PM
I’m not trusting the judgment of anybody who is willingly friends with Kodak Black lol
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“Chat, am I cooked?” -The Duck
January 10, 2026 at 2:01 AM
“Chat, am I cooked?” -The Duck
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This week: we execute a U.S. citizen.
Next week: we take over elections to stop “fraud.”
It's so transparent what's going on here.
Next week: we take over elections to stop “fraud.”
It's so transparent what's going on here.
January 9, 2026 at 2:23 PM
This week: we execute a U.S. citizen.
Next week: we take over elections to stop “fraud.”
It's so transparent what's going on here.
Next week: we take over elections to stop “fraud.”
It's so transparent what's going on here.
Miami defense can’t catch worth a damn lol
January 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Miami defense can’t catch worth a damn lol
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In case you were wondering...
January 7, 2026 at 5:22 PM
In case you were wondering...
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I think a key part of this scheme is robbing as much money from blue states as possible in part to make Democrats who are electeds in these states less popular by creating budget crises there.
Fraud was the excuse: this is the real goal, revealed - reduce safety net funding, but only in blue states.
“Minnesota, New York, California, Illinois and Colorado will be cut off from around $7 billion in funding for the Temporary Assistance for Needy Families program, which provides cash assistance to households with children, according to two people familiar with the matter.”
Monstrously cruel.
Monstrously cruel.
January 6, 2026 at 3:42 PM
I think a key part of this scheme is robbing as much money from blue states as possible in part to make Democrats who are electeds in these states less popular by creating budget crises there.
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It's an MTV simulator with almost 30,000 videos, organized by decade, with special sections for Headbanger's Ball and Yo! MTV Raps. This is so good.
January 6, 2026 at 5:11 PM
It's an MTV simulator with almost 30,000 videos, organized by decade, with special sections for Headbanger's Ball and Yo! MTV Raps. This is so good.
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The Electoral College and Senate help enable tyranny by removing the threat of electoral blowback in large parts of the country
“Minnesota, New York, California, Illinois and Colorado will be cut off from around $7 billion in funding for the Temporary Assistance for Needy Families program, which provides cash assistance to households with children, according to two people familiar with the matter.”
Monstrously cruel.
Monstrously cruel.
Health Dept. to Freeze $10 Billion in Funding to 5 Democratic States
www.nytimes.com
January 6, 2026 at 3:21 PM
The Electoral College and Senate help enable tyranny by removing the threat of electoral blowback in large parts of the country
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“Minnesota, New York, California, Illinois and Colorado will be cut off from around $7 billion in funding for the Temporary Assistance for Needy Families program, which provides cash assistance to households with children, according to two people familiar with the matter.”
Monstrously cruel.
Monstrously cruel.
Health Dept. to Freeze $10 Billion in Funding to 5 Democratic States
www.nytimes.com
January 6, 2026 at 2:20 PM
“Minnesota, New York, California, Illinois and Colorado will be cut off from around $7 billion in funding for the Temporary Assistance for Needy Families program, which provides cash assistance to households with children, according to two people familiar with the matter.”
Monstrously cruel.
Monstrously cruel.
The fact Gordon Hayward had his career high in Atlanta on this same day will always be hilarious to me
Damn man. I can’t believe that it’s already been five years since the “you’re fired guy” from that tv show 20 years ago convinced a bunch of people to storm the U.S. capitol. Surely he was buried under a jail cell after that.
January 6, 2026 at 1:30 PM
The fact Gordon Hayward had his career high in Atlanta on this same day will always be hilarious to me
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hey man get the fuck off that website
Grok says safeguard lapses led to images of 'minors in minimal clothing' on X reut.rs/498SoUk
Grok says safeguard lapses led to images of 'minors in minimal clothing' on X
Elon Musk's xAI artificial intelligence chatbot Grok said on Friday lapses in safeguards had resulted in "images depicting minors in minimal clothing" on social media platform X and that improvements were being made to prevent this.
reut.rs
January 3, 2026 at 3:45 AM
hey man get the fuck off that website
They bout to sue the bear? lol
Black bear living underneath California house shows no sign of budging as homeowner mulls legal action
Black bear living underneath Altadena house shows no sign of budging as homeowner mulls legal action
The 550-pound black bear has taken up residence in the crawlspace underneath Ken Johnson's home in California for a month.
www.cbsnews.com
January 2, 2026 at 1:06 AM
They bout to sue the bear? lol