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Chris
@itspenguin.ca
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Inside you there are two shibas
February 1, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Because of her knee surgery a few months ago, her undercoat isn’t fully grown back yet so she comes in from outside shivering in these temps. First time I’ve seen a cold Shiba.
January 24, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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I really, really don’t want to spoil it for y’all
Canadians you are not prepared for the temperature he tells you he is experiencing here.
January 22, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Our Shibas continue to mock the concept of pet beds, just open defiance of norms and common sense.
December 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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hey everyone here is a video of Andrew Tate getting the shit kicked out of him in slow motion

happy holidays and you’re welcome
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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Happy Caturday! 😻
December 13, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Happy Caturday! 😻
November 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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My AI strategy? That’s a great question. It’s a nuanced topic that calls for a multipronged approach best outlined in this excellent ebook by thought leaders in the field of intelligence:

www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/26184
Simple Sabotage Field Manual by United States. Office of Strategic Services
Free kindle book and epub digitized and proofread by volunteers.
www.gutenberg.org
November 12, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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"This could take down Democrats, too."

I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.

Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
November 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
November 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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I got to experience two teams I care about losing game 7s this post-season, including to each other. I am Julio Rodriguez’s locker room screams of the damned, for the rest of my baseball fandom
November 2, 2025 at 4:28 AM
It was the posts we met along the way
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Alas
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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"Torment Nexus" is often used to describe the kind of negative experiences you can have with baseball games, like the one we’re all living inside of right now
November 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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just one little run the fans got scared
November 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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This is excruciating
November 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Sports are stupid. I don’t know why I put myself through this.
November 2, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I’m preemptively starting chest compressions on myself
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Extra innings in Game 7.
a man in a leather jacket and tie is saying cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
Alt: a man in a leather jacket and tie is saying cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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MY HEART IS IN MY ASS
November 2, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Maximum stress
November 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
McDavid is not human
October 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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“Babe it’s 1 am why aren’t you in bed the children are going to wake up so early tomorrow”
“Sorry hun, me and the 157 most brain damaged friends I’ve met online are watching two baseball teams we don’t care that much about and the bits have gone on so long we can’t turn back now”
October 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Republicans everywhere turning the game off now that it’s hit 18
October 28, 2025 at 6:31 AM