The Irresolute Desk
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Reductio ad absurdum times make reductio ad absurdum men
Pinned
*To the tune of Wichita Lineman*
My brand is hopelessly diluted
My brand is hopelessly diluted
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Bill Maher is quitting standup due to "political violence from both sides" and definitely not because of "being a really shitty standup"
November 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Bill Maher is quitting standup due to "political violence from both sides" and definitely not because of "being a really shitty standup"
Looks like he just saw Jamie Lloyd holding a bloody pair of scissors
November 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Looks like he just saw Jamie Lloyd holding a bloody pair of scissors
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BREAKING: Bill to release the Moleman Files passes the House 427 - 1. Subterraneous Q. Burrow (R - The Underkingdom) was the only no vote
November 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
BREAKING: Bill to release the Moleman Files passes the House 427 - 1. Subterraneous Q. Burrow (R - The Underkingdom) was the only no vote
The small town animal control to ICE pipeline
November 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
The small town animal control to ICE pipeline
When you say "well maybe Marjorie Taylor Greene had a real change of heart" you're actually telling everyone she's smarter than you
November 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
When you say "well maybe Marjorie Taylor Greene had a real change of heart" you're actually telling everyone she's smarter than you
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Bubba was the name of his sled
November 17, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Bubba was the name of his sled
It's called Indiana
November 17, 2025 at 8:10 PM
It's called Indiana
A stitch in time saves nine, but leads to massive layoffs in the sewing supplies industry
November 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
A stitch in time saves nine, but leads to massive layoffs in the sewing supplies industry
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Low expectations are underrated.
November 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Low expectations are underrated.
*To the tune of Goldfinger*
Woodchipper
Woodchipper
November 17, 2025 at 10:22 AM
*To the tune of Goldfinger*
Woodchipper
Woodchipper
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"I realize there’s a lot going on right now between work and the seven-headed dragon that is here to brutally murder us, but I really need you to focus."
Don’t Let the Beasts from Revelation Distract You from Your Expense Reports
Thanks for coming in. Have a seat. I realize there’s a lot going on right now between work and the seven-headed dragon that is here to brutally mur...
buff.ly
November 17, 2025 at 3:00 AM
"I realize there’s a lot going on right now between work and the seven-headed dragon that is here to brutally murder us, but I really need you to focus."
If I had 99 bottles of beer on the wall, I'd give everyone their own, because passing them around one by one would be gross
November 17, 2025 at 4:56 AM
If I had 99 bottles of beer on the wall, I'd give everyone their own, because passing them around one by one would be gross
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instead of health insurance we should be able to buy HealthGems™ ($99 - BEST DEAL) which can be redeemed for a HealthDrop™ and 1 in every 10000 HealthDrop™s lets you get a free MRI or one month of a drug that keeps you from dying
November 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
instead of health insurance we should be able to buy HealthGems™ ($99 - BEST DEAL) which can be redeemed for a HealthDrop™ and 1 in every 10000 HealthDrop™s lets you get a free MRI or one month of a drug that keeps you from dying
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When you recognize the true value of Hall
November 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
When you recognize the true value of Hall
If the thing can be what it isn't, then what it isn't can be the thing, QED
Bahahahahaha The New York Times just printed an opinion piece declaring "AI is intelligent, so long as we redefine what intelligence means to include it. And soon AI will be conscious, because we'll just redefine consciousness too!"
Nothing means anything! Yay!
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/o...
Nothing means anything! Yay!
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/o...
Opinion | A.I. Is on Its Way to Something Even More Remarkable Than Intelligence
www.nytimes.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:08 AM
If the thing can be what it isn't, then what it isn't can be the thing, QED
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Every time you see Kash Patel, he looks like he's in a scene from "Jurassic Park" and realizing that he's about to get eaten by a T-Rex.
November 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Every time you see Kash Patel, he looks like he's in a scene from "Jurassic Park" and realizing that he's about to get eaten by a T-Rex.
Looks like she's about to open her mouth and expose a set of Sinners-style teeth
November 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Looks like she's about to open her mouth and expose a set of Sinners-style teeth
Pls send help
…copy of the Resolute Desk on display in the Mar-a-Lago lobby..
He had it removed for renovation earlier and it did reappear. One can hope it’s a replica.
He had it removed for renovation earlier and it did reappear. One can hope it’s a replica.
November 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Pls send help
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None of you seem to understand. I'm not trapped in America with you, you're trapped in America with me.
November 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
None of you seem to understand. I'm not trapped in America with you, you're trapped in America with me.
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Finally found the ICE video that I fully could not watch and it was the man having the seizure while they pulled a child from his arms.
Countries are fake, borders are fake, nothing can justify this inhumanity. It’s all just for the abstract comfort of withering country clubbers and their pawns.
Countries are fake, borders are fake, nothing can justify this inhumanity. It’s all just for the abstract comfort of withering country clubbers and their pawns.
November 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Finally found the ICE video that I fully could not watch and it was the man having the seizure while they pulled a child from his arms.
Countries are fake, borders are fake, nothing can justify this inhumanity. It’s all just for the abstract comfort of withering country clubbers and their pawns.
Countries are fake, borders are fake, nothing can justify this inhumanity. It’s all just for the abstract comfort of withering country clubbers and their pawns.
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if you believe fully autonomous robot butlers are just over the horizon you are actually one of the dumbest motherfuckers alive and we should take your money from you so we can put it towards something worthwhile
November 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
if you believe fully autonomous robot butlers are just over the horizon you are actually one of the dumbest motherfuckers alive and we should take your money from you so we can put it towards something worthwhile
I'd pay good money to own this as a miniature diorama and I bet others would too
November 7, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I'd pay good money to own this as a miniature diorama and I bet others would too
Lunch is adjourned
BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
www.nbcnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Lunch is adjourned