iKapaAllan
@ikapaallan.bsky.social
Hard Rejoiner. Pro: EU PR PA. 3.5% #RejoinEU #GotTTO. Recently Woken Snowflake. Failed guitarist, despite 30 years of trying. Will steal your memes. Always EUropean.
#Wülferhampton
#Wülferhampton
Ooh! Now do Customs Union and Single Market.
The right move. Young people's dreams shouldn't be limited by borders or bureaucracy.
December 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Ooh! Now do Customs Union and Single Market.
Pretty much confirms what we’ve known about vaccinations for a generation.
Cue uproar from the anti-vax (pro death), shine a bright light up my ass lobby, screaming fake news, research is woke, the study was financed by Big Pharma, Bill Gates microchips, etc.
(Sighs in lower mortality rate)
Cue uproar from the anti-vax (pro death), shine a bright light up my ass lobby, screaming fake news, research is woke, the study was financed by Big Pharma, Bill Gates microchips, etc.
(Sighs in lower mortality rate)
🔥 Four years. Millions of people. A result that changes the conversation.
France’s national health agencies dug deep into long-term mortality after Covid-19 mRNA vaccination.
The signal they found is strong – and very hard to ignore 👇
France’s national health agencies dug deep into long-term mortality after Covid-19 mRNA vaccination.
The signal they found is strong – and very hard to ignore 👇
How risky is the Covid-19 vaccination?
Some people are concerned about alleged risks from the Covid-19 vaccination. A new French study suggests they need not worry
eastangliabylines.co.uk
December 11, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Pretty much confirms what we’ve known about vaccinations for a generation.
Cue uproar from the anti-vax (pro death), shine a bright light up my ass lobby, screaming fake news, research is woke, the study was financed by Big Pharma, Bill Gates microchips, etc.
(Sighs in lower mortality rate)
Cue uproar from the anti-vax (pro death), shine a bright light up my ass lobby, screaming fake news, research is woke, the study was financed by Big Pharma, Bill Gates microchips, etc.
(Sighs in lower mortality rate)
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White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
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So @bylinetimes.bsky.social is planning a Christmas cracker box - all Farage’s pro Putin statements - do share and add any you find to this thread
December 9, 2025 at 2:53 PM
So @bylinetimes.bsky.social is planning a Christmas cracker box - all Farage’s pro Putin statements - do share and add any you find to this thread
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Susan Hall's condition has now reached the 'shouting at biscuits' stage.
December 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Susan Hall's condition has now reached the 'shouting at biscuits' stage.
Baby steps…
The penny is dropping. A customs union is the best way turbocharge our economy and tackle the cost of living.
Labour MPs who agree with us should vote to back our bill on a customs union tomorrow.
Labour MPs who agree with us should vote to back our bill on a customs union tomorrow.
December 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Baby steps…
I can only assume that she will be doing a channel where all she does is unbox children’s toys*.
* with no sharp points or edges.
* with no sharp points or edges.
December 4, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I can only assume that she will be doing a channel where all she does is unbox children’s toys*.
* with no sharp points or edges.
* with no sharp points or edges.
America’s Liz Truss.
POLITICO: “.. Almost half — 46 percent — say the cost of living in the U.S. is the worst they can ever remember it being, a view held by 37 percent of 2024 Trump voters.”
@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/12...
@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/12...
December 4, 2025 at 11:23 PM
America’s Liz Truss.
Johnsonesque levels of dishonesty here.
It’s been coming up for 20 minutes already.
It’s been coming up for 20 minutes already.
December 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Johnsonesque levels of dishonesty here.
It’s been coming up for 20 minutes already.
It’s been coming up for 20 minutes already.
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Pleased to discover that slightly misnaming the national chess championship you won as a school child is a much more serious offence than repeatedly racially abusing your fellow pupils and telling them they should go to the gas chamber
December 3, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Pleased to discover that slightly misnaming the national chess championship you won as a school child is a much more serious offence than repeatedly racially abusing your fellow pupils and telling them they should go to the gas chamber
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It's all bad but hadn't seen the bit where Farage says:
"The European Union is the prototype for the New World Order."
That is a seriously, deeply problematic term that taps into Illuminati and antisemitic conspiracy theories.
How the fuck did this man direct the course of our politics?
"The European Union is the prototype for the New World Order."
That is a seriously, deeply problematic term that taps into Illuminati and antisemitic conspiracy theories.
How the fuck did this man direct the course of our politics?
We kept the receipts. These comments, taken together, paint a picture of the man he is today.
December 3, 2025 at 8:01 AM
It's all bad but hadn't seen the bit where Farage says:
"The European Union is the prototype for the New World Order."
That is a seriously, deeply problematic term that taps into Illuminati and antisemitic conspiracy theories.
How the fuck did this man direct the course of our politics?
"The European Union is the prototype for the New World Order."
That is a seriously, deeply problematic term that taps into Illuminati and antisemitic conspiracy theories.
How the fuck did this man direct the course of our politics?
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Thames Water half-year profits leap to £386m after bills rose by nearly a third.
Leaks and sewage dumping will continue for years.
£20bn+debt. A third of the bill covers interest payments.
Captive customers have no choice.
End the scam. Nationalise water.
Leaks and sewage dumping will continue for years.
£20bn+debt. A third of the bill covers interest payments.
Captive customers have no choice.
End the scam. Nationalise water.
Thames Water half-year profit leaps to nearly £400m after it raises bills by third
Revenues jumped 40% to nearly £2bn after debt-ridden utility hiked water bills sharply in April
www.theguardian.com
December 3, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Thames Water half-year profits leap to £386m after bills rose by nearly a third.
Leaks and sewage dumping will continue for years.
£20bn+debt. A third of the bill covers interest payments.
Captive customers have no choice.
End the scam. Nationalise water.
Leaks and sewage dumping will continue for years.
£20bn+debt. A third of the bill covers interest payments.
Captive customers have no choice.
End the scam. Nationalise water.
A profits increase? But I thought that our massive water bill increase was being used to improve infrastructure and services? I’m fairly sure this is what they said when they told us bills were going up.
An absolute outrage that this has been allowed to continue.
An absolute outrage that this has been allowed to continue.
Thames Water half-year profit leaps to nearly £400m after it raises bills by third
Thames Water half-year profit leaps to nearly £400m after it raises bills by third
Revenues jumped 40% to nearly £2bn after debt-ridden utility hiked water bills sharply in April
Thames Water has reported a leap in half-year profits to £386m after bills rose by nearly a third, even as it warned it faced huge funding uncertainties that could result in a rapid collapse into government control.
Britain’s biggest water company on Wednesday said it had swung into profit for the six months to September, after losing £230m in the same period in 2024. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 3, 2025 at 8:31 AM
A profits increase? But I thought that our massive water bill increase was being used to improve infrastructure and services? I’m fairly sure this is what they said when they told us bills were going up.
An absolute outrage that this has been allowed to continue.
An absolute outrage that this has been allowed to continue.
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The real scandal here is the Chancellor hiked people's taxes during a cost of living crisis instead of fixing our trade with Europe.
That is exactly what the Conservatives did for years after their disastrous Brexit deal. No wonder Kemi Badenoch isn't keen to talk about it.
That is exactly what the Conservatives did for years after their disastrous Brexit deal. No wonder Kemi Badenoch isn't keen to talk about it.
November 30, 2025 at 11:30 AM
The real scandal here is the Chancellor hiked people's taxes during a cost of living crisis instead of fixing our trade with Europe.
That is exactly what the Conservatives did for years after their disastrous Brexit deal. No wonder Kemi Badenoch isn't keen to talk about it.
That is exactly what the Conservatives did for years after their disastrous Brexit deal. No wonder Kemi Badenoch isn't keen to talk about it.
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On Truss & Kwarteng in ‘22. Allister Heath, Telegraph: “the best budget I have ever heard a British chancellor deliver". Alex Brummer, Mail: “a genuine Tory package elbowing to one side the Treasury's fiscal conservatism".
These men will now be paid actual money for their analysis of today’s budget.
These men will now be paid actual money for their analysis of today’s budget.
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
On Truss & Kwarteng in ‘22. Allister Heath, Telegraph: “the best budget I have ever heard a British chancellor deliver". Alex Brummer, Mail: “a genuine Tory package elbowing to one side the Treasury's fiscal conservatism".
These men will now be paid actual money for their analysis of today’s budget.
These men will now be paid actual money for their analysis of today’s budget.
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Seems to be going well…
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Seems to be going well…
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You can only really claim your childhood ‘banter’ is irrelevant if it hasn’t shaped your entire political career, including right now.
November 26, 2025 at 9:23 AM
You can only really claim your childhood ‘banter’ is irrelevant if it hasn’t shaped your entire political career, including right now.
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Don’t believe Nigel Farage’s denials. He targeted me for being Jewish – and it hurt | Peter Ettedgui
Don’t believe Nigel Farage’s denials. He targeted me for being Jewish – and it hurt | Peter Ettedgui
Now that my former classmate has finally spoken about the allegations of his behaviour at school, I feel compelled to address his points directly, says Peter Ettedgui, a film director and producer
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Don’t believe Nigel Farage’s denials. He targeted me for being Jewish – and it hurt | Peter Ettedgui
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Today seems an apposite moment to share this from another time and another place. Short🧵
November 21, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Today seems an apposite moment to share this from another time and another place. Short🧵
Because they privatised the water companies and now we’re getting gouged to pay CEO bonuses and massive dividends to shareholders, that’s why!
November 23, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Because they privatised the water companies and now we’re getting gouged to pay CEO bonuses and massive dividends to shareholders, that’s why!
Since @wulfhelm.bsky.social can’t be arsed to finish his crab story, let me…
He crossed the crab with a cheetah. Things went sideways really fast.
You’re welcome.
He crossed the crab with a cheetah. Things went sideways really fast.
You’re welcome.
November 18, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Since @wulfhelm.bsky.social can’t be arsed to finish his crab story, let me…
He crossed the crab with a cheetah. Things went sideways really fast.
You’re welcome.
He crossed the crab with a cheetah. Things went sideways really fast.
You’re welcome.
TV serial killer documentary:
Keeps to himself. Stays home a lot. Not many friends. Works odd hours.
@wulfhelm.bsky.social :
Keeps to himself. Stays home a lot. Not many friends. Works odd hours.
@wulfhelm.bsky.social :
November 16, 2025 at 6:10 PM
TV serial killer documentary:
Keeps to himself. Stays home a lot. Not many friends. Works odd hours.
@wulfhelm.bsky.social :
Keeps to himself. Stays home a lot. Not many friends. Works odd hours.
@wulfhelm.bsky.social :
How to tell if you are old, episode 174:
You bounce up and down to dislodge water from your ear, and your jowls continue to flap long after the bouncing has stopped.
Bonus point if it happens on the same day that you purchase your second dosette box.
You bounce up and down to dislodge water from your ear, and your jowls continue to flap long after the bouncing has stopped.
Bonus point if it happens on the same day that you purchase your second dosette box.
November 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
How to tell if you are old, episode 174:
You bounce up and down to dislodge water from your ear, and your jowls continue to flap long after the bouncing has stopped.
Bonus point if it happens on the same day that you purchase your second dosette box.
You bounce up and down to dislodge water from your ear, and your jowls continue to flap long after the bouncing has stopped.
Bonus point if it happens on the same day that you purchase your second dosette box.