iKapaAllan
@ikapaallan.bsky.social
Hard Rejoiner. Pro: EU PR PA. 3.5% #RejoinEU #GotTTO. Recently Woken Snowflake. Failed guitarist, despite 30 years of trying. Will steal your memes. Always EUropean.
#Wülferhampton
#Wülferhampton
Ein gold plated ballroom, ein crypto kickback, ein Führer.
December 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Ein gold plated ballroom, ein crypto kickback, ein Führer.
Johnsonesque levels of dishonesty here.
It’s been coming up for 20 minutes already.
It’s been coming up for 20 minutes already.
December 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Johnsonesque levels of dishonesty here.
It’s been coming up for 20 minutes already.
It’s been coming up for 20 minutes already.
Not quite, but… suits you, sir.
December 4, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Not quite, but… suits you, sir.
Because they privatised the water companies and now we’re getting gouged to pay CEO bonuses and massive dividends to shareholders, that’s why!
November 23, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Because they privatised the water companies and now we’re getting gouged to pay CEO bonuses and massive dividends to shareholders, that’s why!
This is from the ONS.
May prove helpful in determining whether or not you should take an interest in the pickle story.
May prove helpful in determining whether or not you should take an interest in the pickle story.
November 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
This is from the ONS.
May prove helpful in determining whether or not you should take an interest in the pickle story.
May prove helpful in determining whether or not you should take an interest in the pickle story.
As opposed to the one at your house.
November 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
As opposed to the one at your house.
TV serial killer documentary:
Keeps to himself. Stays home a lot. Not many friends. Works odd hours.
@wulfhelm.bsky.social :
Keeps to himself. Stays home a lot. Not many friends. Works odd hours.
@wulfhelm.bsky.social :
November 16, 2025 at 6:10 PM
TV serial killer documentary:
Keeps to himself. Stays home a lot. Not many friends. Works odd hours.
@wulfhelm.bsky.social :
Keeps to himself. Stays home a lot. Not many friends. Works odd hours.
@wulfhelm.bsky.social :
Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
November 14, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
Let’s just cut to the final episode…
November 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Let’s just cut to the final episode…
Aah… It’s all starting to come together now.
Sounds like one of those “what could possibly go wrong” situations.
Sounds like one of those “what could possibly go wrong” situations.
October 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Aah… It’s all starting to come together now.
Sounds like one of those “what could possibly go wrong” situations.
Sounds like one of those “what could possibly go wrong” situations.
Not just the cold.
How my houseplants see me.
How my houseplants see me.
October 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Not just the cold.
How my houseplants see me.
How my houseplants see me.
Always a good evening when the Brazilian in-laws come to visit on a Friday.
September 20, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Always a good evening when the Brazilian in-laws come to visit on a Friday.
In case anyone wants to know for whom the “retired” @wulfhelm.bsky.social is consulting.
September 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
In case anyone wants to know for whom the “retired” @wulfhelm.bsky.social is consulting.
Reform Party policy makers after cherry-picking one TikTok video.
September 17, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Reform Party policy makers after cherry-picking one TikTok video.
Wulfie has form when it comes to topiary.
September 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Wulfie has form when it comes to topiary.
I hope the roundabout-painting, flag-shagging patriots so concerned with saving are wimmin & girlz will be protesting against Trump’s state visit.
Do they want someone found guilty of sexual abuse being hosted by the PM?
And if, as seems the case, their concerns only apply to not-white men…
Do they want someone found guilty of sexual abuse being hosted by the PM?
And if, as seems the case, their concerns only apply to not-white men…
September 12, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I hope the roundabout-painting, flag-shagging patriots so concerned with saving are wimmin & girlz will be protesting against Trump’s state visit.
Do they want someone found guilty of sexual abuse being hosted by the PM?
And if, as seems the case, their concerns only apply to not-white men…
Do they want someone found guilty of sexual abuse being hosted by the PM?
And if, as seems the case, their concerns only apply to not-white men…
Technically, this would be a past presentation, as opposed to a future one.
But perhaps one is just being pedantic?
But perhaps one is just being pedantic?
September 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Technically, this would be a past presentation, as opposed to a future one.
But perhaps one is just being pedantic?
But perhaps one is just being pedantic?
They do things different up here in Cambridge!
Looks like a Reform think tank office.
Looks like a Reform think tank office.
September 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
They do things different up here in Cambridge!
Looks like a Reform think tank office.
Looks like a Reform think tank office.
Just found the actual Big Tree behind The Mead Hall.
No sign of the latrines,* or even a grave marker for the Bard.
* fortunately.
No sign of the latrines,* or even a grave marker for the Bard.
* fortunately.
September 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Just found the actual Big Tree behind The Mead Hall.
No sign of the latrines,* or even a grave marker for the Bard.
* fortunately.
No sign of the latrines,* or even a grave marker for the Bard.
* fortunately.
And if someone stares at you for too long…
September 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
And if someone stares at you for too long…