And so begins the countdown to a presidential pardon (on receipt of donation.)

With my SM history, I don’t think I’d get through Part 1 of an application.

Perhaps they also suffer from brain worms after a long-term heroin addiction?

Last round, despite being in vax centre near end of the day when the surplus would have been destroyed, still refused to give my partner a jab. They’d rather waste it!

So if you get refused entry, will your insurance pay out?

They could argue you deliberately created the problem e.g. calling Trump old, piggy, a man-baby, dementia sufferer, a fascist, a corrupt grifter, a 34 time convicted felon, etc.

Will there be a travel advisory on the Home Office website?

Free speech party does what?

I assume that is Infantino on the left?

Ein gold plated ballroom, ein crypto kickback, ein Führer.

You could always use the “people say” argument, followed swiftly by “what isn’t he telling us” and then “questions must be asked” before the defence rests.

Liz Truss’ twin sister. Separated at birth.

I’m not saying Nigel Farage is a Russian asset.

I’m just saying there are questions to be asked.

Unlucky. Because it’s not unusual.

Not quite, but… suits you, sir.

Cutting edge journalism as always. I can smell the Pulitzer nomination for this major scoop.

Watergate absolutely pales into insignificance.