Arnorl Palmer 🇵🇸
@hyundaisinatra.bsky.social
Gay poly healthcare worker living in the PNW. Sports fan, chess enthusiast, hoping thirst traps will give me an excuse to go to the gym more - he/him/his
Hardest working top in showbiz
Hardest working top in showbiz
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Your outie always includes alt text on photos he posts to Bluesky
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It's the weekend, baby
December 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
It's the weekend, baby
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Family Worried Where Grandma Going With Conversation On Low-Income Housing https://theonion.com/family-worried-where-grandma-going-with-conversation-on-1819578444/
November 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Family Worried Where Grandma Going With Conversation On Low-Income Housing https://theonion.com/family-worried-where-grandma-going-with-conversation-on-1819578444/
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"The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little."
-FDR, 1937
-FDR, 1937
November 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
"The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little."
-FDR, 1937
-FDR, 1937
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*First day as a drug dealer* Tweakin hard or hardly tweakin? Just joshin put that knife away
*First day as a drug dealer*: "is Pepsi ok?
November 20, 2025 at 1:03 PM
*First day as a drug dealer* Tweakin hard or hardly tweakin? Just joshin put that knife away
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November 20, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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At this point I wouldn't be surprised if LeBron plans on making his return on Christmas with a "this is my last year guys" speech for the home crowd. #NBA
November 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
At this point I wouldn't be surprised if LeBron plans on making his return on Christmas with a "this is my last year guys" speech for the home crowd. #NBA
My car is actively breaking down before my eyes and I have to work a 12 hour shift today.
And it's my birthday 🎂🎊
And it's my birthday 🎂🎊
November 14, 2025 at 2:31 PM
My car is actively breaking down before my eyes and I have to work a 12 hour shift today.
And it's my birthday 🎂🎊
And it's my birthday 🎂🎊
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No but for real though this is exactly the kind of Star Trek collectible I'm drawn to
November 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
No but for real though this is exactly the kind of Star Trek collectible I'm drawn to
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CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
Dallas Mavericks' Owner: trade Luka, I don't like his attitude
Nico Harrison: *trades Luka*
Dallas Mavericks' Owner: no not like that
Nico Harrison: *trades Luka*
Dallas Mavericks' Owner: no not like that
November 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Dallas Mavericks' Owner: trade Luka, I don't like his attitude
Nico Harrison: *trades Luka*
Dallas Mavericks' Owner: no not like that
Nico Harrison: *trades Luka*
Dallas Mavericks' Owner: no not like that
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أنا اسمي زهران ممدان وعم رشّح حالي لأكون العمدة الجديد في مدينة نيويورك
November 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
أنا اسمي زهران ممدان وعم رشّح حالي لأكون العمدة الجديد في مدينة نيويورك
I'm convinced that if Pennywise were real, he'd be starving because Gen Alpha kids are unphased.
"Goofy"
"Not you thinking I'm crawling over to that musty sewer drain"
"Cringe"
"Goofy"
"Not you thinking I'm crawling over to that musty sewer drain"
"Cringe"
November 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I'm convinced that if Pennywise were real, he'd be starving because Gen Alpha kids are unphased.
"Goofy"
"Not you thinking I'm crawling over to that musty sewer drain"
"Cringe"
"Goofy"
"Not you thinking I'm crawling over to that musty sewer drain"
"Cringe"
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Plato probably would’ve labeled ramen as medicine, perhaps even a panacea
October 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Plato probably would’ve labeled ramen as medicine, perhaps even a panacea
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Sweet merciful lawd Freddie Freeman finally ends it in 6:39 and 18 innings
October 28, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Sweet merciful lawd Freddie Freeman finally ends it in 6:39 and 18 innings
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we’ve reached the “idk here’s some asshole” section of the bullpens
October 28, 2025 at 6:18 AM
we’ve reached the “idk here’s some asshole” section of the bullpens
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Guys I just got called to the bullpen?!
October 28, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Guys I just got called to the bullpen?!
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That organist is better than me man because I’d be playing anything up there right now
October 28, 2025 at 6:07 AM
That organist is better than me man because I’d be playing anything up there right now
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At least there's no historical precedent for what happens when the ruling class expands their palaces while the increasingly discordant populace are struggling to get food
October 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
At least there's no historical precedent for what happens when the ruling class expands their palaces while the increasingly discordant populace are struggling to get food
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Thinking of running for Senate. Do you think my tats are disqualifying?
October 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Thinking of running for Senate. Do you think my tats are disqualifying?
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Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro here’s those Frankenstein’s monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.
October 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro here’s those Frankenstein’s monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.