Val Halla
@thevaleriehalla.bsky.social
SaaS donkey and traumatized former-arts-administrator seeks neurodivergent f*ggot to grow old with.
He/him, New York
He/him, New York
a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
November 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
It makes so much sense that the strongest effort against our current standing on marriage equality is characterized by one grumpy looking bitch with the shittiest hair I’ve ever seen. Like of COURSE you don’t like gays, they abandoned you.
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
It makes so much sense that the strongest effort against our current standing on marriage equality is characterized by one grumpy looking bitch with the shittiest hair I’ve ever seen. Like of COURSE you don’t like gays, they abandoned you.
I can’t get through a single song from Hamilton without feeling like I’m listening to a Kidz Bop or Glee cover of hip hop artists hits.
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I can’t get through a single song from Hamilton without feeling like I’m listening to a Kidz Bop or Glee cover of hip hop artists hits.
Imagine being alive in 2025 and still believing that the right has any ounce of shame AND believing that they will do the right thing due to shame and shame alone.
Agree.
Sen Hassan, asked what will happen if Republicans don't carry out the deal, "Well, shame on them."
This is not what people were mobilizing for on Oct 18.
Sen Hassan, asked what will happen if Republicans don't carry out the deal, "Well, shame on them."
This is not what people were mobilizing for on Oct 18.
November 10, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Imagine being alive in 2025 and still believing that the right has any ounce of shame AND believing that they will do the right thing due to shame and shame alone.
Anyway you should be on their doorsteps with pitchforks and torches
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Anyway you should be on their doorsteps with pitchforks and torches
I hate when politicians pull the “Let me be very clear here” thing on social media at the 11th hour.
GROW A SPINE AND BE CLEAR FROM DAY ONE. OR WE’RE GOING TO TAKE YOUR JOB AWAY FROM YOU.
GROW A SPINE AND BE CLEAR FROM DAY ONE. OR WE’RE GOING TO TAKE YOUR JOB AWAY FROM YOU.
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I hate when politicians pull the “Let me be very clear here” thing on social media at the 11th hour.
GROW A SPINE AND BE CLEAR FROM DAY ONE. OR WE’RE GOING TO TAKE YOUR JOB AWAY FROM YOU.
GROW A SPINE AND BE CLEAR FROM DAY ONE. OR WE’RE GOING TO TAKE YOUR JOB AWAY FROM YOU.
Why did they make Slowpoke thicker than a Snicker
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Why did they make Slowpoke thicker than a Snicker
Being mean to people on Grindr is so clearly just you needing an avenue to feel in control of how people feel about you, and writing it off as “offering feedback” is very telling about how you handle being wrong.
November 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Being mean to people on Grindr is so clearly just you needing an avenue to feel in control of how people feel about you, and writing it off as “offering feedback” is very telling about how you handle being wrong.
StockyDudes is canon in the Pokémon universe: Confirmed
November 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
StockyDudes is canon in the Pokémon universe: Confirmed
They modeled Lumiose City after Paris and the first thing that happens to you in the game is actual robbery lmfao
November 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
They modeled Lumiose City after Paris and the first thing that happens to you in the game is actual robbery lmfao
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Having a moment sorry
November 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Having a moment sorry
And before any of you say it: Yes I look like Ally Sheedy in The Breakfast Club. Yes I relate to the character. I was THEE archetypical moody weird kid.
November 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
And before any of you say it: Yes I look like Ally Sheedy in The Breakfast Club. Yes I relate to the character. I was THEE archetypical moody weird kid.
Oldest selfie in your phone:
This barely counts because you can barely see my face but this was probably some time in 2007? He’s probably like, fifteen, very depressed and tragically unaware of his talent. He would probably be amazed at what he became almost twenty years later.
This barely counts because you can barely see my face but this was probably some time in 2007? He’s probably like, fifteen, very depressed and tragically unaware of his talent. He would probably be amazed at what he became almost twenty years later.
November 8, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Oldest selfie in your phone:
This barely counts because you can barely see my face but this was probably some time in 2007? He’s probably like, fifteen, very depressed and tragically unaware of his talent. He would probably be amazed at what he became almost twenty years later.
This barely counts because you can barely see my face but this was probably some time in 2007? He’s probably like, fifteen, very depressed and tragically unaware of his talent. He would probably be amazed at what he became almost twenty years later.
Random question I've had for like, eight years: Are the English subtitles in Czech Hunter scenes actually the translation of the conversation or are they just making up a storyline?
November 8, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Random question I've had for like, eight years: Are the English subtitles in Czech Hunter scenes actually the translation of the conversation or are they just making up a storyline?
God I cannot wait for Him to die.
November 8, 2025 at 2:37 AM
God I cannot wait for Him to die.
Client ghosts us for four months after signing a contract, gets back to us this week, and demands that we SPRINT through a very sensitive and delicate verification process because they’re “eager to get on with the contract they signed in July.”
November 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Client ghosts us for four months after signing a contract, gets back to us this week, and demands that we SPRINT through a very sensitive and delicate verification process because they’re “eager to get on with the contract they signed in July.”
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
I'm going to be the annoying thirty-something middle management adult for like, two minutes:
Don't lie on your resume about knowing how to use Excel/Sheets. Just learn how to use them. You won't be lying and you'll impress people who lied on their resume about knowing how to use Excel/Sheets.
Don't lie on your resume about knowing how to use Excel/Sheets. Just learn how to use them. You won't be lying and you'll impress people who lied on their resume about knowing how to use Excel/Sheets.
November 7, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I'm going to be the annoying thirty-something middle management adult for like, two minutes:
Don't lie on your resume about knowing how to use Excel/Sheets. Just learn how to use them. You won't be lying and you'll impress people who lied on their resume about knowing how to use Excel/Sheets.
Don't lie on your resume about knowing how to use Excel/Sheets. Just learn how to use them. You won't be lying and you'll impress people who lied on their resume about knowing how to use Excel/Sheets.
Today our IT person said he was really impressed when I told him that I need physical network access to whatever network in our office uses IP address AA.BB.CC.XX
I didn’t have the heart to tell him that I use Powershell every day to do things that he probably doesn’t want me doing on my computer.
I didn’t have the heart to tell him that I use Powershell every day to do things that he probably doesn’t want me doing on my computer.
November 7, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Today our IT person said he was really impressed when I told him that I need physical network access to whatever network in our office uses IP address AA.BB.CC.XX
I didn’t have the heart to tell him that I use Powershell every day to do things that he probably doesn’t want me doing on my computer.
I didn’t have the heart to tell him that I use Powershell every day to do things that he probably doesn’t want me doing on my computer.
Crumbl's cookies are ridiculously mid, to a point where I don't really know how they've been able to get as big as they are. Their BROWNIES, however, are pretty solid and deserve way more gas.
November 7, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Crumbl's cookies are ridiculously mid, to a point where I don't really know how they've been able to get as big as they are. Their BROWNIES, however, are pretty solid and deserve way more gas.
I demand a recording of this so I can do the court recording as a drag number.
Defense begins, “This case, ladies and gentlemen, is about a sandwich. A sandwich that according to Agent Lairmore somehow both exploded on his chest in a spray of mustard and onions but also landed intact on the ground still in its Subway wrapper.”
November 6, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I demand a recording of this so I can do the court recording as a drag number.
Shockingly productive day in the city. VERY glad I’m going home because I am tired and I am over it.
November 6, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Shockingly productive day in the city. VERY glad I’m going home because I am tired and I am over it.
80 minute train from Beacon to GCT? Werk diva.
November 6, 2025 at 12:23 PM
80 minute train from Beacon to GCT? Werk diva.