Elrond Hubbard
@owenthomas.bsky.social
Remember when RoboCop shot that dude in the dick?
Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That's why I jerk off
On company time
I make a dime
That's why I jerk off
On company time
December 4, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That's why I jerk off
On company time
I make a dime
That's why I jerk off
On company time
Holy God, grant me the confidence of straight men on OF who think the majority of their subs are women
December 3, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Holy God, grant me the confidence of straight men on OF who think the majority of their subs are women
I can't believe that maximising shareholder value at all costs did not improve society
December 1, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I can't believe that maximising shareholder value at all costs did not improve society
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Today and every single day going forward, I am thankful for Queer people.
You make this world beautiful.
You make it bright and gorgeous.
🩷🤍
You make this world beautiful.
You make it bright and gorgeous.
🩷🤍
December 1, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Today and every single day going forward, I am thankful for Queer people.
You make this world beautiful.
You make it bright and gorgeous.
🩷🤍
You make this world beautiful.
You make it bright and gorgeous.
🩷🤍
Getting spoken to like a moron by support teams bc I try to do jobs only they can do then getting spoken to like a moron by customers bc the support teams aren't doing the jobs then getting spoken to like a moron by the support teams bc I try to do jobs only they can do and it goes round and round
November 27, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Getting spoken to like a moron by support teams bc I try to do jobs only they can do then getting spoken to like a moron by customers bc the support teams aren't doing the jobs then getting spoken to like a moron by the support teams bc I try to do jobs only they can do and it goes round and round
The man who keeps 5 spare pairs of underwear in his carry-on is a fool every day but one
November 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
The man who keeps 5 spare pairs of underwear in his carry-on is a fool every day but one
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Working in customer service means being spoken to like absolute trash on a daily basis in a world that rabbits about ‘mental health’.
Some of you need to go scream into a pillow before sending that email.
Some of you need to go scream into a pillow before sending that email.
November 24, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Working in customer service means being spoken to like absolute trash on a daily basis in a world that rabbits about ‘mental health’.
Some of you need to go scream into a pillow before sending that email.
Some of you need to go scream into a pillow before sending that email.
Got a work event Tuesday and I am full of dread bc of how *miserable* this fucking job makes me. I feel burnt out, but if I show that in front of people I become Anticitizen One, which is easy to hide working remote but in person it's like I have to put on a Pantomime
November 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Got a work event Tuesday and I am full of dread bc of how *miserable* this fucking job makes me. I feel burnt out, but if I show that in front of people I become Anticitizen One, which is easy to hide working remote but in person it's like I have to put on a Pantomime
This is insane but unfortunately it may work on me
November 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
This is insane but unfortunately it may work on me
I'm not trans but I did get the full 1,000 Gamerscore on Fallout New Vegas so I do understand
November 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I'm not trans but I did get the full 1,000 Gamerscore on Fallout New Vegas so I do understand
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Fiddler on the Roof is perfect, all bangers, no skips, and a third of the songs will make me cry
The Music Man is also perfect, no skips, plus Hermione Gingold in the movie
Jesus Christ Superstar is my Honorable Mention because it could be perfect, but directors so rarely get it right
The Music Man is also perfect, no skips, plus Hermione Gingold in the movie
Jesus Christ Superstar is my Honorable Mention because it could be perfect, but directors so rarely get it right
what is the best musical of all time and please explain yourself so i know whether or not to be angry at you
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Fiddler on the Roof is perfect, all bangers, no skips, and a third of the songs will make me cry
The Music Man is also perfect, no skips, plus Hermione Gingold in the movie
Jesus Christ Superstar is my Honorable Mention because it could be perfect, but directors so rarely get it right
The Music Man is also perfect, no skips, plus Hermione Gingold in the movie
Jesus Christ Superstar is my Honorable Mention because it could be perfect, but directors so rarely get it right
Me buying feet pics means I'm quite literally doing more good for the economy than the British government
November 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Me buying feet pics means I'm quite literally doing more good for the economy than the British government
I know a lot happens in this crazy world of ours but this being a real thing that happened is fucking insane to me. Legitimately a little bit insane
November 13, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I know a lot happens in this crazy world of ours but this being a real thing that happened is fucking insane to me. Legitimately a little bit insane
Every single day of this year has felt like being fully conscious during open heart surgery but at least it's not like it's the time of year when it gets pitch black at 5pm
November 11, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Every single day of this year has felt like being fully conscious during open heart surgery but at least it's not like it's the time of year when it gets pitch black at 5pm
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This world cannot be redeemed
Subway Cadbury Creme Egg Submelt (2023-2023): A 6-inch sub roll, filled with Cadbury Creme Eggs and grill-pressed until toasty golden brown. Was available for free, for one day only, at 4 Subway locations in the UK, with only 500 subs available at each location.
November 9, 2025 at 2:33 PM
This world cannot be redeemed
Very cool Instagram thank you for banning every sex worker but letting all the Nazis stay thank you
November 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Very cool Instagram thank you for banning every sex worker but letting all the Nazis stay thank you
My fiance is trying to get proposed to a second time
November 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
My fiance is trying to get proposed to a second time
Extremely happy for Zohran Mamdani winning but unfortunately I will now have to hear my dad saying "that lad isn't much older than you and he's Mayor of New York, what's your excuse?" for the foreseeable future
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Extremely happy for Zohran Mamdani winning but unfortunately I will now have to hear my dad saying "that lad isn't much older than you and he's Mayor of New York, what's your excuse?" for the foreseeable future
Big fan of the one woman in The Witcher who I can describe as The Witch of Immense Breast
November 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Big fan of the one woman in The Witcher who I can describe as The Witch of Immense Breast
I really hope Zohran Mamdani wins purely because it'll make the worst people in the universe so upset their piss will start boiling
November 4, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I really hope Zohran Mamdani wins purely because it'll make the worst people in the universe so upset their piss will start boiling
I'm doing the opposite of No Nut November. I'm doing Pro Nut November. I'm going to make a bunch of people cum
November 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I'm doing the opposite of No Nut November. I'm doing Pro Nut November. I'm going to make a bunch of people cum
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
You were bigger than the whole sky
You were bigger than the whole sky
Guerrilla Games' Killzone is 21 today.
"In an era of planetary colonization, the Heighast await orders to initiate a massive blitzkrieg on the outlying ISA colony, Vekta. Initiative will be obtained, armies will engage, and lives will be lost."
"In an era of planetary colonization, the Heighast await orders to initiate a massive blitzkrieg on the outlying ISA colony, Vekta. Initiative will be obtained, armies will engage, and lives will be lost."
November 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
You were bigger than the whole sky
You were bigger than the whole sky
People who post non-stop about how much insane sex they're having lately are generally just trying to hide the fact they're in a lot of pain
November 2, 2025 at 11:54 AM
People who post non-stop about how much insane sex they're having lately are generally just trying to hide the fact they're in a lot of pain
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Thank you to everyone for the help 💜💜💜
I’m JaimeKayA on capp and vnmo if you’d like to help defeat this last $40
I’m JaimeKayA on capp and vnmo if you’d like to help defeat this last $40
$40 to go! 🥰💜
October 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Thank you to everyone for the help 💜💜💜
I’m JaimeKayA on capp and vnmo if you’d like to help defeat this last $40
I’m JaimeKayA on capp and vnmo if you’d like to help defeat this last $40