The Cowboy From Dracula
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Bee 🐢 they/he I can see that figure now— pallidly neat, pitiably respectable, incurably forlorn! It was Bartleby. They/He/Fae, 30, Disabled, Children's Librarian
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Time to text everyone I've ever met and find out if I did something wrong that made them all mad at me at once
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the year is 2030. a doctor solemnly informs you that you have plastic in your testicles bc millions of people persuaded by celebrity marketing bought synthetic pubic hairs that were eventually consumed by fish that you ate
The Daily Beast writes: "Kim Kardashian's brand SKIMS has sold out its synthetic pubic hair thongs and is now accumulating a waitlist for the product." Their tweet is accompanied by a link to a post with the story.
Ah, I see the post-therapy "Dread Free" period has come to its weekly close. Time to suffer!!!
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WATCH: VENTURA COUNTY COMMUNITY WATCH VOLUNTEER HIT BY ICE & ARRESTED

Today at 8:50 AM, ICE agents arrested local organizer Leo Martinez in Oxnard. ICE intentionally struck Leo's truck while he was patrolling the neighborhood.

FREE LEO!
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Come join my team! We at @newdisabledsouth.org are looking for a digital fundraising manager. Apply at go.newdisabledsouth.org/digi-fundraising
Job posting from New Disabled South: “We’re Hiring! Digital Fundraising Manager.” $80k salary, unlimited PTO, fully remote, 4-day/32-hour work week, health insurance, stipends, and more. Apply at go.newdisabledsouth.org/digi-fundraising.
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“I know I make people feel uncomfortable! That’s my entire brand.”

Climate Defiance interrupting a Cuomo presser in the best possible way.
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@christrekkin.bsky.social just remind me I did this a while ago, you might appreciate it.
Drawing of Mr Spock
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Y’all if you in Florida, ICE is driving around the Black and Latino neighborhoods playing Ice Cream Truck music from their white vans, keep your children inside and safe this shit ain’t a joke.
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WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass

WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
I was a child in a home that had Fox News on. Republicans were absolutely not better people
Next time I need to get any kind of imaging done, I'm gonna spend half an hour practicing the phrase, "Is it alright if I put my socks back on? Cold triggers my chronic nerve pain."
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Hey look, Israel broke the cease-fire, twice, in two different ways, within 24 hours - again.
NEW: Israel informed the UN it will permit only 300 aid trucks into Gaza daily, not the 600 mandated by the ceasefire it just signed.
Today I spent an hour getting various X-rays, and now my entire body feels shattered 🫩
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after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
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Y’all i’am survivor whose story is still unfolding.
An inner voice that insists on existing.
Unbound, I belong to no one.
I write to remember, to resist, to stay alive.
I am Palestinian from Gaza. rebuilding from the ashes, still carrying my family through words.
After genocide any help appreciated.
We are in urgent need of protection and a safe place to live. We’re raising support to help us escape danger and rebuild our lives in safety. Every contribution, no matter how small, brings us one step closer to security and hope. 💛
kindly give :
#BringRuaaHome #SafetyForRuaa #HumanitarianAid
Project Bring Ruaa and Her Family to Safety
I'm helping my friend, Ruaa Naji, raise funds to help her family survive.
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Chrome has been the hardest to quit for me. If you ever find a good alternative, I'd love to hear about it!
I can't even put my headphones in or I won't hear them call my name for check-in, this is Hell to me
Did you know that politicians are supposed to earn votes through actions and words on the campaign trail?

The least-bad person isn't owed allegiance based on their position as the lesser evil.
There's a lady in the radiologist waiting room with me watching videos of ICE raids with the volume up 🫩
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Another good time to remind people that “tear gas” is a term of copaganda that police, the military, and its manufacturers use to obscure that it is a dangerous chemical weapon internationally banned for use even in warfare.
Feds use tear gas in Chicago
How can you justify banning Palestinians who follow the rules of your platform?
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This is what it’s like to be Palestinian: Israel threatening you with “severe consequences” if you express any joy at the homecoming of your loved ones from captivity in Israeli prisons, where they’ve been tortured for decades.
While Israelis celebrated the return of captives from Gaza, Israel warned Palestinian families against holding celebrations over the return of prisoners – some who had been held for decades. Al Jazeera’s Nour Odeh explains.
Lady Gaga day would have to be during Pride month though, I feel