Hunter Elenbaas
@hunterje.bsky.social
Photography and bullshit, not necessarily in that order. If you follow me for photography be ready to put up with some bullshit; if you follow me for bullshit good news, you'll also get to see some pretty pictures time to time as a bonus!
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That time of year again
Mike Hanford - You're a Green One (Grinch diss) (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO!!)
YouTube video by Mike Hanford
www.youtube.com
December 8, 2025 at 5:20 AM
That time of year again
With my current baking kick decided to try something I'd always been scared off of, some room for growth on the shaping and think I could have proofed another ~10mins after final shaping, but delicious and not a bad start!
December 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
With my current baking kick decided to try something I'd always been scared off of, some room for growth on the shaping and think I could have proofed another ~10mins after final shaping, but delicious and not a bad start!
Ahh that time of year when people @ musical artists to brag “look, I’m your biggest fan over on the least remunerative (ntm most evil) listening platform,” micropennies away from telling someone “look I was the top seeder on the most popular torrent of your work!”
December 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Ahh that time of year when people @ musical artists to brag “look, I’m your biggest fan over on the least remunerative (ntm most evil) listening platform,” micropennies away from telling someone “look I was the top seeder on the most popular torrent of your work!”
Whole time I was watching that movie kept thinking "wait did they double dip on Jeremy Renner?" and had to look it up after to verify it was indeed his first, he just feels so on point for a Knives Out secondary shithead that my brain couldn't accept he hadn't been until this one
December 6, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Whole time I was watching that movie kept thinking "wait did they double dip on Jeremy Renner?" and had to look it up after to verify it was indeed his first, he just feels so on point for a Knives Out secondary shithead that my brain couldn't accept he hadn't been until this one
Spoilers ahead for IMPRESSIONS ONLY (no specifics) re Wake Up Dead Man:
First hour thought it was going to be tied for second favorite movie in the franchise.
Second hour updated that to firmly standing on it's own at second.
As credits roll think it may be tied for first place.
First hour thought it was going to be tied for second favorite movie in the franchise.
Second hour updated that to firmly standing on it's own at second.
As credits roll think it may be tied for first place.
December 6, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Spoilers ahead for IMPRESSIONS ONLY (no specifics) re Wake Up Dead Man:
First hour thought it was going to be tied for second favorite movie in the franchise.
Second hour updated that to firmly standing on it's own at second.
As credits roll think it may be tied for first place.
First hour thought it was going to be tied for second favorite movie in the franchise.
Second hour updated that to firmly standing on it's own at second.
As credits roll think it may be tied for first place.
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hi my dame is what, my dame is who, my dame is chika chika dench judy
December 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
hi my dame is what, my dame is who, my dame is chika chika dench judy
I wasn't planning to brag on this but with the news today want to reveal I recently accepted an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor from the World Professional Billiards and Snooker Association
December 5, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I wasn't planning to brag on this but with the news today want to reveal I recently accepted an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor from the World Professional Billiards and Snooker Association
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wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
It really is a bummer how every nerdy math/puzzle/math or puzzle adjacent youtube channel has to be to varying degrees in bed with shitty, evil quant firms...
December 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
It really is a bummer how every nerdy math/puzzle/math or puzzle adjacent youtube channel has to be to varying degrees in bed with shitty, evil quant firms...
Everyone only knows a snippet from it from that deeply embarrassing Kim Catrall accompanied recitation video everyone misidentifies as "scatting" but it pains me to admit this poem actually slaps
The Rupert Brooke Society - The Little Dog's Day
The Rupert Brooke Society celebrates the life and work of the English poet Rupert Brooke (1887-1915).
www.rupertbrooke.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Everyone only knows a snippet from it from that deeply embarrassing Kim Catrall accompanied recitation video everyone misidentifies as "scatting" but it pains me to admit this poem actually slaps
Every time I clean the kitchen after making and eating a nice meal I have a special little ritual of discovering and throwing away the neat little pile of parsley/cilantro/scallions/etc sitting in one corner of the cutting board that I'd chopped planning to sprinkle on just before serving
December 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Every time I clean the kitchen after making and eating a nice meal I have a special little ritual of discovering and throwing away the neat little pile of parsley/cilantro/scallions/etc sitting in one corner of the cutting board that I'd chopped planning to sprinkle on just before serving
It should be illegal and impossible to get rich enough that you can say this out loud and everyone present doesn't laugh right in your face.
December 4, 2025 at 3:16 AM
It should be illegal and impossible to get rich enough that you can say this out loud and everyone present doesn't laugh right in your face.
I wish when people talked about "STOCK TIPS" they meant stuff like "save your hard cheese rinds and throw them in for extra umami" or "freeze quarter cup pucks in silicone muffin trays so you can easily thaw out whatever portion you need while cooking" and not the boring money thing
December 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I wish when people talked about "STOCK TIPS" they meant stuff like "save your hard cheese rinds and throw them in for extra umami" or "freeze quarter cup pucks in silicone muffin trays so you can easily thaw out whatever portion you need while cooking" and not the boring money thing
Making a competitor to "hot ones" where it's not about spice but just about making celebrities eat wings too soon after they come out of the fryer and burning the fuck out of their tongues and soft palates
December 3, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Making a competitor to "hot ones" where it's not about spice but just about making celebrities eat wings too soon after they come out of the fryer and burning the fuck out of their tongues and soft palates
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Wait I thought we all stopped using Spotify because of the ICE ads and how they don’t pay artists for songs and also all the AI songs, what’s with all the wrapped posts.
December 3, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Wait I thought we all stopped using Spotify because of the ICE ads and how they don’t pay artists for songs and also all the AI songs, what’s with all the wrapped posts.
@threebeansaladpod.bsky.social At least here in the states the umbrella for hiking (mostly for sun protection rather than rain) is definitely a thing, though of course you couldn't just use the perfectly fine one you use in town you need to buy a special purpose-built, gram-optimized hiking model...
December 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
@threebeansaladpod.bsky.social At least here in the states the umbrella for hiking (mostly for sun protection rather than rain) is definitely a thing, though of course you couldn't just use the perfectly fine one you use in town you need to buy a special purpose-built, gram-optimized hiking model...
Hey let me tell you a secret, kids and youths like having little jokes that are just for them that grown-ups aren't in on, they always have. I promise you had your own, even if you remember yours being funnier (they almost certainly weren't). It's normal and not a sign anyone's brains are rotting.
December 3, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Hey let me tell you a secret, kids and youths like having little jokes that are just for them that grown-ups aren't in on, they always have. I promise you had your own, even if you remember yours being funnier (they almost certainly weren't). It's normal and not a sign anyone's brains are rotting.
I beg all of y'all, on the internet generally but especially on this site, to stop answering rhetorical questions
December 2, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I beg all of y'all, on the internet generally but especially on this site, to stop answering rhetorical questions
Oh hey big guy!
HUUUUGE Black bear caught on our garden cam in our backyard in Jersey the other night.
December 2, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Oh hey big guy!
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The premise of his show was, "I'm a gross dirtbag. But since I'm being honest about that, you can trust me." But he was never being honest about what a dirtbag he was; he was manipulating you into thinking he was less of a dirtbag.
December 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The premise of his show was, "I'm a gross dirtbag. But since I'm being honest about that, you can trust me." But he was never being honest about what a dirtbag he was; he was manipulating you into thinking he was less of a dirtbag.
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Why would we expect this. Can you give an example? What the fucking hell are you talking about.
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
December 1, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Why would we expect this. Can you give an example? What the fucking hell are you talking about.
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a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
December 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
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every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades
December 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades
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Today is the first of 25 days of #Crustmas! Post as many crustaceans as possible! (not just crabs) 🦑🧪
This year I'm less personally inclined towards "crabs are the ultimate form", and my piece below explains why.
PS all posts will be right here on the crab feed 🦀
bsky.app/profile/did:...
This year I'm less personally inclined towards "crabs are the ultimate form", and my piece below explains why.
PS all posts will be right here on the crab feed 🦀
bsky.app/profile/did:...
Crab Memes Amplify Mistaken Ideas about Evolution
Memes about repeated evolution of crabs have been co-opted to joke about technology and “ultimate forms.” They’re hilarious, but they oversimplify natural variation, giving bad arguments a scientific ...
www.scientificamerican.com
December 1, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Today is the first of 25 days of #Crustmas! Post as many crustaceans as possible! (not just crabs) 🦑🧪
This year I'm less personally inclined towards "crabs are the ultimate form", and my piece below explains why.
PS all posts will be right here on the crab feed 🦀
bsky.app/profile/did:...
This year I'm less personally inclined towards "crabs are the ultimate form", and my piece below explains why.
PS all posts will be right here on the crab feed 🦀
bsky.app/profile/did:...
Today was a good "put on some cozy comfort TV and half-watch while making a ton of gyoza" fried up a few for dinner, freezing the rest (pictured sheet pan is one of two I filled up)
December 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Today was a good "put on some cozy comfort TV and half-watch while making a ton of gyoza" fried up a few for dinner, freezing the rest (pictured sheet pan is one of two I filled up)