Hunter Elenbaas
@hunterje.bsky.social
Photography and bullshit, not necessarily in that order. If you follow me for photography be ready to put up with some bullshit; if you follow me for bullshit good news, you'll also get to see some pretty pictures time to time as a bonus!
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November 21, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Two widgeons playing Lady and the Tramp with some milfoil
#birds #birding #birdphotography #photography #naturephotography #wildlifephotography #weirdducktime
#birds #birding #birdphotography #photography #naturephotography #wildlifephotography #weirdducktime
November 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Two widgeons playing Lady and the Tramp with some milfoil
#birds #birding #birdphotography #photography #naturephotography #wildlifephotography #weirdducktime
#birds #birding #birdphotography #photography #naturephotography #wildlifephotography #weirdducktime
These ducks feel to me like they would be in a commercial for coffee if coffee had anything to do with ducks, no I will not elaborate
#birds #birding #birdphotography #photography #naturephotography #wildlifephotography
#birds #birding #birdphotography #photography #naturephotography #wildlifephotography
November 20, 2025 at 4:08 AM
These ducks feel to me like they would be in a commercial for coffee if coffee had anything to do with ducks, no I will not elaborate
#birds #birding #birdphotography #photography #naturephotography #wildlifephotography
#birds #birding #birdphotography #photography #naturephotography #wildlifephotography
It's a good thing mergansers take their baths in the middle of the lake and not in a bathroom, they'd spend as much time toweling off the walls and floor as they did actually taking their bath
#birds #birding #birdphotography #photography #naturephotography #wildlifephotography #weirdducktime
#birds #birding #birdphotography #photography #naturephotography #wildlifephotography #weirdducktime
November 20, 2025 at 1:51 AM
It's a good thing mergansers take their baths in the middle of the lake and not in a bathroom, they'd spend as much time toweling off the walls and floor as they did actually taking their bath
#birds #birding #birdphotography #photography #naturephotography #wildlifephotography #weirdducktime
#birds #birding #birdphotography #photography #naturephotography #wildlifephotography #weirdducktime
While we’re doing recreational macroeconomics, figured out last year that that was the year a hundred grand bar would have become the “million dollar bar” if the name tracked with inflation since the candy’s introduction in 1964
November 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
While we’re doing recreational macroeconomics, figured out last year that that was the year a hundred grand bar would have become the “million dollar bar” if the name tracked with inflation since the candy’s introduction in 1964
Anyone ever think about how these two titles are basically synonymous?
November 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Anyone ever think about how these two titles are basically synonymous?
"One part constantly quoted out of context in a way that royalty misses the point of the whole work" starter set
November 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
"One part constantly quoted out of context in a way that royalty misses the point of the whole work" starter set
THE FUNERAL (1984), slice of life (hate the overuse of that term but absolutely accurate here) film that captures both the absurdities the and the comforts of ritual in the aftermath of unexpected loss better than anything else I’ve seen on the subject.
November 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
THE FUNERAL (1984), slice of life (hate the overuse of that term but absolutely accurate here) film that captures both the absurdities the and the comforts of ritual in the aftermath of unexpected loss better than anything else I’ve seen on the subject.
May need to reverse a bit to get back on track after the bus behind passes but should be able to at clear and pull forward enough to break the lock
November 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
May need to reverse a bit to get back on track after the bus behind passes but should be able to at clear and pull forward enough to break the lock
My city's new PWHL team just announced their name to honor our region's rich history of media piracy
November 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
My city's new PWHL team just announced their name to honor our region's rich history of media piracy
I don't believe in an afterlife, and particularly don't believe in a punitive one where evildoers face the consequences their power insulated them from in life, but some days...
November 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I don't believe in an afterlife, and particularly don't believe in a punitive one where evildoers face the consequences their power insulated them from in life, but some days...
Note: Regardless of whether it worked in the past or not, if you are a modern small mammal DEFINITELY don't trust nocturnality to save you from predation by dinosaurs
October 31, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Note: Regardless of whether it worked in the past or not, if you are a modern small mammal DEFINITELY don't trust nocturnality to save you from predation by dinosaurs
Nothing to see, just three butts out for a swim
October 31, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Nothing to see, just three butts out for a swim
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October 30, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Both for being a smug piece of shit and for being representing inferior, more expensive, more wastefully wrapped, gentrified version of the real deal you can find at any asian market
October 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Both for being a smug piece of shit and for being representing inferior, more expensive, more wastefully wrapped, gentrified version of the real deal you can find at any asian market
I'm normally all for "all games should have control options, how someone else plays a game has no effect on how you want to play it" but for some reason this makes me see red
October 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I'm normally all for "all games should have control options, how someone else plays a game has no effect on how you want to play it" but for some reason this makes me see red
As a kid I got a wire crossed between that song and this weird-ass picture book that I had one of those fascination-horror relationships with as a very small child so had an extra layer of trippy weirdness for me...
October 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM
As a kid I got a wire crossed between that song and this weird-ass picture book that I had one of those fascination-horror relationships with as a very small child so had an extra layer of trippy weirdness for me...
Had this book as a kid and it always felt a little unfair that it told you what to do if you are afraid of the dark but not what to do if you're afraid of the weird clown lady taking her face off to reveal the void within
October 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Had this book as a kid and it always felt a little unfair that it told you what to do if you are afraid of the dark but not what to do if you're afraid of the weird clown lady taking her face off to reveal the void within
Haha only noticed the kicker after using almost those exact words in the message sending the link to my sibling
October 22, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Haha only noticed the kicker after using almost those exact words in the message sending the link to my sibling
A part of me said "you've taken a million photos of wood ducks, what's the point" but they're just too pretty in their breeding plumage to not point a camera at, so glad I did as I really love the pose and movement and personality captured in this one the other weekend
October 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
A part of me said "you've taken a million photos of wood ducks, what's the point" but they're just too pretty in their breeding plumage to not point a camera at, so glad I did as I really love the pose and movement and personality captured in this one the other weekend
This shit should be illegal
October 17, 2025 at 6:39 PM
This shit should be illegal
(Worth noting that even without that line the redaction is already pretty ineffective from the start)
![Text clip - "Interview of: [redactes] Co-designer/Pilot Deepsea Challenger"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:r7zdwragctxdwsqahsyhbdth/bafkreielkapxcqn6plrtbpmddy7vn4euylz6tt5qgapsnqpdzo35zcn3a4@jpeg)
October 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
(Worth noting that even without that line the redaction is already pretty ineffective from the start)
If I could send this back to my 9-year-old self (who was equally obsessed with The Far Side and obscure marine animals) that kid would have done a backflip
October 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
If I could send this back to my 9-year-old self (who was equally obsessed with The Far Side and obscure marine animals) that kid would have done a backflip