Jo Wolfe, PhD
@jopabinia.bsky.social
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Why things evolve into crabs. Evolutionary biologist (species alive today AND fossils, and how to study them together). Canadian at UCSB and Harvard (she/her) My science: https://scholar.google.com/citations?user=CKqoVjEAAAAJ&hl=en
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Our paper on convergent evolution of land crabs is out in its final final form. The journal didn't pick my image as the cover, so I'm sharing it here because it must be seen!

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Circular timetree of crabs with pie slices colored by superfamily (Figure 2 in the paper). Simplified version with no text/labels. Line drawings of crabs arranged around the perimeter like a zodiac, with colors matching the superfamily pie slice.
Figure by me, drawings by Harrison Mancke and Javi Luque
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Haha I made a thread of many Halloween themed crabs last year
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Quick thread of the many crabs named for Halloween related topics. This one is Gecarcinus quadratus, aka THE Halloween crab 🦀

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Interested in carcinization? 🦀🧪🦑 #invertebrate
Check out the Crab Time feed by liking/pinning here,
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and let me or @lucidillusions.in know if you want to post crabs!

How can you say no to this face?
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Lol just realized this plus the photo set really embrace the pre-made vegan proteins. I don't even eat them that much, literally finishing up some beans and rice rn
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I'll describe how I do caesar too then. Rip up kale (or lettuce tbh). Halved cherry tomatoes, cut avocado, croutons, plant based dressing. If I have it, lightlife vegan bacon
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I find the dinosaur/lactinato kale (what I have) easier to eat raw. The curly ones are a bit tough oftentimes
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I ironically don't have a good photo of cooking my own kale even though I've eaten tons of it all summer...hence the plant itself
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Mods are asleep post brassicas
My hand next to tall ass kale, the height of my balcony railing (raised in a wooden planter). It's next to a smaller kale that is stunted by being next to yet another tall ass one Manchurian cauliflower, battered and air fried on rice. With red onion, red pepper, and cilantro Red cabbage ripped up in a salad with shredded carrot, cucumber, and those hodo spicy yuba noodles I used to get at whole foods but can't find anywhere anymore Vegan dan dan noodles from Bettina Mak's recipe featuring prominently some steamed bok choy (its Brassica rapa!). Contains gardein ground round with Sichuan peppercorn and dried chili pepper, and rice noodles with peanut sauce (it's supposed to be wheat noodles but I was out)
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Not off the top of my head, but DBS can probably reach any better than I can
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I think this is noticeable to you because you are a polyglot. I never notice anything because I have zero idea what are root words unless I look them up
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Finally posted blog posts on our latest phylogenetics readings in our modern phylo class:

Phylogeography

Simulation

Behavior & Genomics

Reticulate evolution

All in series: brianomeara.info/blog.html#ca...

#Evolution 🧪
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Welcome back to the 'don't look now but the sky's doing weird shit' part of the year
The aurora borealis (northern lights) as two distinctive shapes over a mountain. One purple spike into a more diffuse green wave. Both very clear and strong.
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Plus brassicas weren't really adapting...it was artificial selection. In their case, it's what I said crabs aren't. Because we did do it on purpose!
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Alas there's no ultimate lifeform
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New writing! For @sciam.bsky.social, I talk about misleading memes.

If you understand evolution enough to know this already, great! But memes/youtubes/etc reach folks with no biology background. Science has been twisted to justify bad things, such as eugenics, before. NOT IN CRABS' NAME.

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Crab Memes Amplify Mistaken Ideas about Evolution
Memes about repeated evolution of crabs have been co-opted to joke about technology and “ultimate forms.” They’re hilarious, but they oversimplify natural variation, giving bad arguments a scientific ...
www.scientificamerican.com
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The paper I linked said wild type B. oleracea is "10s" of millions of years old. Although we know that most of the edible varieties are the result of artificial (human) selection. So...Roman empire park?
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You could make a salad with existing red cabbage and shape it like a crab on the plate lol
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But it's the opposite tho so that wouldn't make sense 🤔
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Anyway here is my kale. Photo angled lower than it really is, it actually is about the height of the railing
My hand and a tall ass kale and a smaller kale (is planted between tall ass ones)
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Crabbage is a study in contrasts:

One ancestral Brassica diversified into different forms

Different ancestral crustaceans converged on similar crab forms 🦀
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Mods are asleep post brassicas
You either die a brassica or you live long enough to see yourself become a crab. CAP'N
CRUNCH'S
DOPSIAll
NATURALLY &
ARTIFICIALLY
Brassica oleracea
otened
cer What vegetable are you?
I'm brassica oleracea
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down? Brassica oleracea

Ladies, get you a fella who can do it all




Selection for terminal buds
Selection for lateral buds
Selection for stem
Selection for leaves
Selection for stems and flowers
Selection for flower clusters
Cabbage
Brussels sprouts
Kohlrabi
Kale
Broccoli
Cauliflower
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The venn diagram of round and cuteness is...also round