heyheyitssteve
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Approx. 80% sarcasm by volume. Nerd for all seasons. Other things, probably. [he/him/his]
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Donation Drive!
Experience the never ending desert drive in the form of a custom lightbox! desertbus.org/2025/prize/F...
$6.53 until 4am
Experience the never ending desert drive in the form of a custom lightbox! desertbus.org/2025/prize/F...
$6.53 until 4am
Driver Cam Lightbox
Get ready to take the slowest, most legendary road trip in video game history—now immortalized in glowing, layered detail. This custom-made Desert Bus Lightbox captures the iconic monotony of the e...
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November 15, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Donation Drive!
Experience the never ending desert drive in the form of a custom lightbox! desertbus.org/2025/prize/F...
$6.53 until 4am
Experience the never ending desert drive in the form of a custom lightbox! desertbus.org/2025/prize/F...
$6.53 until 4am
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If you know, you know, and by now you should know. Desert Bus Day 1. LET'S GO!!!!!! Tune in on Twitch and support Child's Play and the longest-running charity stream in the galaxy. desertbus.org
November 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM
If you know, you know, and by now you should know. Desert Bus Day 1. LET'S GO!!!!!! Tune in on Twitch and support Child's Play and the longest-running charity stream in the galaxy. desertbus.org
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It’s been a year to the day we bought (and then didn’t, for reasons we still don’t fully know) InfoWars. We’re still trying. In the year since, we built The Onion into one of the biggest newspapers in the United States. I’m so proud of this place. I’m proud we do hard stuff. Thank you for caring.
November 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
It’s been a year to the day we bought (and then didn’t, for reasons we still don’t fully know) InfoWars. We’re still trying. In the year since, we built The Onion into one of the biggest newspapers in the United States. I’m so proud of this place. I’m proud we do hard stuff. Thank you for caring.
It begins!
Ladies, Gents and all between and beyond.
Desert Bus 2025 is now departing for fun, joy, hijinks and a whole lot of hope!
Let’s prepare to get silly for a good cause!
desertbus.org
Desert Bus 2025 is now departing for fun, joy, hijinks and a whole lot of hope!
Let’s prepare to get silly for a good cause!
desertbus.org
Desert Bus 2025
A charity fundraising marathon in support of Child's Play Charity.
desertbus.org
November 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
It begins!
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loads of problems would be resolved in our society if we embraced two truths:
1) sometimes you need to shut the fuck up and mind your own business
2) sometimes being mildly inconvenienced is essential for society to function and that starts at an interpersonal level
1) sometimes you need to shut the fuck up and mind your own business
2) sometimes being mildly inconvenienced is essential for society to function and that starts at an interpersonal level
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 11:23 AM
loads of problems would be resolved in our society if we embraced two truths:
1) sometimes you need to shut the fuck up and mind your own business
2) sometimes being mildly inconvenienced is essential for society to function and that starts at an interpersonal level
1) sometimes you need to shut the fuck up and mind your own business
2) sometimes being mildly inconvenienced is essential for society to function and that starts at an interpersonal level
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The bus hasn’t even got the wheels on and we’re already rolling!
Graham, Johnny and Jordynne sat for an interview this afternoon with Rogers TV’s John MacKenzie, speaking about the trials, tribulations and triumphs of the good work we do here.
Graham, Johnny and Jordynne sat for an interview this afternoon with Rogers TV’s John MacKenzie, speaking about the trials, tribulations and triumphs of the good work we do here.
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 AM
The bus hasn’t even got the wheels on and we’re already rolling!
Graham, Johnny and Jordynne sat for an interview this afternoon with Rogers TV’s John MacKenzie, speaking about the trials, tribulations and triumphs of the good work we do here.
Graham, Johnny and Jordynne sat for an interview this afternoon with Rogers TV’s John MacKenzie, speaking about the trials, tribulations and triumphs of the good work we do here.
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They’re running Under Milk Wood as originally broadcast, for the first time, this weekend on R4 Extra. Obviously, it’s brilliant. And I highly recommend a listen. It still sounds amazing; truly timeless. The most dated bit is the credits - but, oh, those character names.
November 8, 2025 at 2:19 PM
They’re running Under Milk Wood as originally broadcast, for the first time, this weekend on R4 Extra. Obviously, it’s brilliant. And I highly recommend a listen. It still sounds amazing; truly timeless. The most dated bit is the credits - but, oh, those character names.
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I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke
history is a fucking joke lmao
history is a fucking joke lmao
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke
history is a fucking joke lmao
history is a fucking joke lmao
I work with a Maria, so if I need including on a call will update my Teams status to “Dear Maria, count me in”…
Might start treating MS Teams at work like MSN and posting emo lyrics as my status when I've had a shitty meeting
November 13, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I work with a Maria, so if I need including on a call will update my Teams status to “Dear Maria, count me in”…
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BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
November 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
If I ever get a free hand to make government policy, I’ll make it illegal to build or operate amphibious anti-Metal Gear weapons.
I’m calling it the RAY Ban.
…I’ll see myself out.
I’m calling it the RAY Ban.
…I’ll see myself out.
November 13, 2025 at 9:21 AM
If I ever get a free hand to make government policy, I’ll make it illegal to build or operate amphibious anti-Metal Gear weapons.
I’m calling it the RAY Ban.
…I’ll see myself out.
I’m calling it the RAY Ban.
…I’ll see myself out.
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🚨OpenAI’s new “safer” version of ChatGPT actually allows more harm.
We tested GPT-5 and GPT-4o to see if GPT-5 was safer & found that actually GPT-5 gave MORE harmful responses.
Read our new report ⤵️
https://bit.ly/3JgW9OP
We tested GPT-5 and GPT-4o to see if GPT-5 was safer & found that actually GPT-5 gave MORE harmful responses.
Read our new report ⤵️
https://bit.ly/3JgW9OP
November 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
🚨OpenAI’s new “safer” version of ChatGPT actually allows more harm.
We tested GPT-5 and GPT-4o to see if GPT-5 was safer & found that actually GPT-5 gave MORE harmful responses.
Read our new report ⤵️
https://bit.ly/3JgW9OP
We tested GPT-5 and GPT-4o to see if GPT-5 was safer & found that actually GPT-5 gave MORE harmful responses.
Read our new report ⤵️
https://bit.ly/3JgW9OP
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A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
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credits that include the names of everyone who worked on the game at any point
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 AM
credits that include the names of everyone who worked on the game at any point
He flew from Dublin to Paris via London Heathrow. Why. Just… why. Like, how much cheaper must the flight have been to make that change worthwhile.
On behalf of the economics profession, we’re not all like this, honest…
On behalf of the economics profession, we’re not all like this, honest…
Noah Smith is paid in the high six-figures to write a blog read by Americans who believe themselves to be intelligent. Yet, he is both unable to read a sign and also for some reason chose to have a 90 minute layover for a flight that takes 90 minutes.
onemileatatime.com/news/economi...
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Economist Doesn't Follow Signs At Heathrow: Proof The UK Is Failing?
A economist had a bad experience connecting at Heathrow, suggesting it's reflective of bigger issues in the UK. There's only one issue...
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November 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
He flew from Dublin to Paris via London Heathrow. Why. Just… why. Like, how much cheaper must the flight have been to make that change worthwhile.
On behalf of the economics profession, we’re not all like this, honest…
On behalf of the economics profession, we’re not all like this, honest…
If Enya organises for people who work on the ocean to step on the scales…
…that would be a Sailor Weigh, Sailor Weigh, Sailor Weigh.
…that would be a Sailor Weigh, Sailor Weigh, Sailor Weigh.
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
If Enya organises for people who work on the ocean to step on the scales…
…that would be a Sailor Weigh, Sailor Weigh, Sailor Weigh.
…that would be a Sailor Weigh, Sailor Weigh, Sailor Weigh.
Business idea: a football-themed, Japanese-inspired tea house, called…
…Matcha The Day.
(For this, and other appalling business ideas based entirely on puns, I’m available)
…Matcha The Day.
(For this, and other appalling business ideas based entirely on puns, I’m available)
November 11, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Business idea: a football-themed, Japanese-inspired tea house, called…
…Matcha The Day.
(For this, and other appalling business ideas based entirely on puns, I’m available)
…Matcha The Day.
(For this, and other appalling business ideas based entirely on puns, I’m available)
Fifty years ago today, the SS Edmund Fitzgerald sank on Lake Superior.
If you don’t know the story, or only know the high-level details thanks to Gordon Lightfoot, this documentary is two hours of your life very well spent.
youtu.be/_2f0tZBSByI
Rest in peace to the 29 men of the Mighty Fitz.
If you don’t know the story, or only know the high-level details thanks to Gordon Lightfoot, this documentary is two hours of your life very well spent.
youtu.be/_2f0tZBSByI
Rest in peace to the 29 men of the Mighty Fitz.
EDMUND FITZGERALD: The Full Story (50th Anniversary)
YouTube video by Part-Time Explorer
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November 10, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Fifty years ago today, the SS Edmund Fitzgerald sank on Lake Superior.
If you don’t know the story, or only know the high-level details thanks to Gordon Lightfoot, this documentary is two hours of your life very well spent.
youtu.be/_2f0tZBSByI
Rest in peace to the 29 men of the Mighty Fitz.
If you don’t know the story, or only know the high-level details thanks to Gordon Lightfoot, this documentary is two hours of your life very well spent.
youtu.be/_2f0tZBSByI
Rest in peace to the 29 men of the Mighty Fitz.
Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz at Picturehouse Central tonight!
Going for the subtle, understated Gundam nerd look, no sense overdoing it.
The subtle, understated Gundam nerd look:
Going for the subtle, understated Gundam nerd look, no sense overdoing it.
The subtle, understated Gundam nerd look:
November 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz at Picturehouse Central tonight!
Going for the subtle, understated Gundam nerd look, no sense overdoing it.
The subtle, understated Gundam nerd look:
Going for the subtle, understated Gundam nerd look, no sense overdoing it.
The subtle, understated Gundam nerd look:
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November 9, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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James also has laid out his traditional pre-run challenge in a thread:
It’s time for James Challenges @desertbus.org Chat. But I’m gonna be honest with y’all and lay it all out. Obviously this year has been rough on everyone, myself included. It’s been a struggle to find the energy for this years run. I know I’ll muster the juice needed for the show, but I’m tired.
November 7, 2025 at 11:13 PM
James also has laid out his traditional pre-run challenge in a thread:
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We're exactly one week away from the start of #DB2025, so it's time to open up the donation page for some pre-gaming! It's also a great time to sign up, or update your donor account.
Donate to Desert Bus 2025
Donate directly to Child's Play Charity, supporting children's hospitals and domestic violence shelters across the globe. Every donation helps keep the bus on the road just a bit longer.
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November 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
We're exactly one week away from the start of #DB2025, so it's time to open up the donation page for some pre-gaming! It's also a great time to sign up, or update your donor account.
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I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
I’ve been mumbling my way through this line for twenty years. Twenty. Never bothered to look up the lyrics. Until today!
It feels like closing a very minor chapter in my youth, somehow.
This, and other mundane thoughts, brought to you by @heyheyitssteve.bsky.social!
It feels like closing a very minor chapter in my youth, somehow.
This, and other mundane thoughts, brought to you by @heyheyitssteve.bsky.social!
November 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I’ve been mumbling my way through this line for twenty years. Twenty. Never bothered to look up the lyrics. Until today!
It feels like closing a very minor chapter in my youth, somehow.
This, and other mundane thoughts, brought to you by @heyheyitssteve.bsky.social!
It feels like closing a very minor chapter in my youth, somehow.
This, and other mundane thoughts, brought to you by @heyheyitssteve.bsky.social!