heyheyitssteve
@heyheyitssteve.bsky.social
Approx. 80% sarcasm by volume. Nerd for all seasons. Other things, probably. [he/him/his]
This GOUF Is Fantastic, also:
November 14, 2025 at 9:12 AM
This GOUF Is Fantastic, also:
If they’re gonna be bipedal, might as well make them 18m tall, add a cockpit, and put a traumatised teenager in there.
November 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
If they’re gonna be bipedal, might as well make them 18m tall, add a cockpit, and put a traumatised teenager in there.
Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz at Picturehouse Central tonight!
Going for the subtle, understated Gundam nerd look, no sense overdoing it.
The subtle, understated Gundam nerd look:
Going for the subtle, understated Gundam nerd look, no sense overdoing it.
The subtle, understated Gundam nerd look:
November 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz at Picturehouse Central tonight!
Going for the subtle, understated Gundam nerd look, no sense overdoing it.
The subtle, understated Gundam nerd look:
Going for the subtle, understated Gundam nerd look, no sense overdoing it.
The subtle, understated Gundam nerd look:
I’ve been mumbling my way through this line for twenty years. Twenty. Never bothered to look up the lyrics. Until today!
It feels like closing a very minor chapter in my youth, somehow.
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It feels like closing a very minor chapter in my youth, somehow.
This, and other mundane thoughts, brought to you by @heyheyitssteve.bsky.social!
November 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I’ve been mumbling my way through this line for twenty years. Twenty. Never bothered to look up the lyrics. Until today!
It feels like closing a very minor chapter in my youth, somehow.
This, and other mundane thoughts, brought to you by @heyheyitssteve.bsky.social!
It feels like closing a very minor chapter in my youth, somehow.
This, and other mundane thoughts, brought to you by @heyheyitssteve.bsky.social!
Carlisle United had only conceded seven goals in the league this season, before tonight’s game.
They could easily have conceded seven against York this evening. What a performance from the Minstermen!
#nationalleague #ycfc 🔴🔵
They could easily have conceded seven against York this evening. What a performance from the Minstermen!
#nationalleague #ycfc 🔴🔵
September 23, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Carlisle United had only conceded seven goals in the league this season, before tonight’s game.
They could easily have conceded seven against York this evening. What a performance from the Minstermen!
#nationalleague #ycfc 🔴🔵
They could easily have conceded seven against York this evening. What a performance from the Minstermen!
#nationalleague #ycfc 🔴🔵
On this date last year…
Can’t believe it’s already been twelve months since arriving in Tokyo for the second time!
Can’t believe it’s already been twelve months since arriving in Tokyo for the second time!
September 15, 2025 at 10:43 AM
On this date last year…
Can’t believe it’s already been twelve months since arriving in Tokyo for the second time!
Can’t believe it’s already been twelve months since arriving in Tokyo for the second time!
Hopefully I can detect whatever may or may not be in this area…
August 31, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Hopefully I can detect whatever may or may not be in this area…
Can companies just…. not fucking do this?
The *actual* body of the email is essentially “We understand times are tough for a lot of folks, and we offer generic support via phone if you’re having money worries.”
Starting the email like this just worries me I’ve been hacked or something. Not cool.
The *actual* body of the email is essentially “We understand times are tough for a lot of folks, and we offer generic support via phone if you’re having money worries.”
Starting the email like this just worries me I’ve been hacked or something. Not cool.
August 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Can companies just…. not fucking do this?
The *actual* body of the email is essentially “We understand times are tough for a lot of folks, and we offer generic support via phone if you’re having money worries.”
Starting the email like this just worries me I’ve been hacked or something. Not cool.
The *actual* body of the email is essentially “We understand times are tough for a lot of folks, and we offer generic support via phone if you’re having money worries.”
Starting the email like this just worries me I’ve been hacked or something. Not cool.
We also got mooned on an evening walk tonight!
August 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
We also got mooned on an evening walk tonight!
Eighty years ago today. The first atomic bomb used in anger exploded six hundred metres above Hiroshima, Japan.
As ever on 6th August, I hope that while Hiroshima was the first, Nagasaki will remain the last use of nuclear weapons in war.
I’ll be reading John Hersey’s ‘Hiroshima,’ today.
As ever on 6th August, I hope that while Hiroshima was the first, Nagasaki will remain the last use of nuclear weapons in war.
I’ll be reading John Hersey’s ‘Hiroshima,’ today.
August 6, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Eighty years ago today. The first atomic bomb used in anger exploded six hundred metres above Hiroshima, Japan.
As ever on 6th August, I hope that while Hiroshima was the first, Nagasaki will remain the last use of nuclear weapons in war.
I’ll be reading John Hersey’s ‘Hiroshima,’ today.
As ever on 6th August, I hope that while Hiroshima was the first, Nagasaki will remain the last use of nuclear weapons in war.
I’ll be reading John Hersey’s ‘Hiroshima,’ today.
On this, Yorkshire Day 2025, I intend to be reet stereotypical, by ‘eck. It’ll be grand.
‘appy Yorkshire Day, all!
‘appy Yorkshire Day, all!
August 1, 2025 at 11:53 AM
On this, Yorkshire Day 2025, I intend to be reet stereotypical, by ‘eck. It’ll be grand.
‘appy Yorkshire Day, all!
‘appy Yorkshire Day, all!
July 29, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Finally had the M&S strawberry sando that was all the rage… a while ago. Probably why I could find it in my local Marks.
It was… absolutely fine. Essentially a cake in an odd shape. A solid 8/10, would have again as a treat.
It was… absolutely fine. Essentially a cake in an odd shape. A solid 8/10, would have again as a treat.
July 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Finally had the M&S strawberry sando that was all the rage… a while ago. Probably why I could find it in my local Marks.
It was… absolutely fine. Essentially a cake in an odd shape. A solid 8/10, would have again as a treat.
It was… absolutely fine. Essentially a cake in an odd shape. A solid 8/10, would have again as a treat.
You can tell this site/app/thingy is getting big, the scammers and spammers are migrating over here…
July 24, 2025 at 10:32 AM
You can tell this site/app/thingy is getting big, the scammers and spammers are migrating over here…
Yesterday I saw an alcoholic beverage that feels like an excellent euphemism, on that front…
July 14, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Yesterday I saw an alcoholic beverage that feels like an excellent euphemism, on that front…
By the sounds of it, you could do with *several* memes…
July 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
By the sounds of it, you could do with *several* memes…
Huh, top left is the same hairstyle as my Cyberpunk 2077 character 😅
July 12, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Huh, top left is the same hairstyle as my Cyberpunk 2077 character 😅
Message received in January, on a story last updated when Tony Blair was PM…
![Screenshot of a fanfiction.net DM emailed to me, reading:
Subject: Elenor Here
Hi, I read your [redacted] story, which I really enjoyed. Your writing style is very impressive. While I was reading your story, it felt like I was watching a film you are very talented writer. I am an artist and I sparked to create artwork for your stories in good estimate.
Are you active on another platform?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jfbx5lzq3azbnd2xutfztodq/bafkreig6uhuwo6gyx2slngruei3ijqomypyyurhfddkm7hltpuxhmwrqqu@jpeg)
July 10, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Message received in January, on a story last updated when Tony Blair was PM…
Just realized the kira-kira in Gundam #GQuuuuuuX is basically the ‘flowers in space’ planetarium room from teamLab Planets.
And that’s awesome.
And that’s awesome.
June 30, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Just realized the kira-kira in Gundam #GQuuuuuuX is basically the ‘flowers in space’ planetarium room from teamLab Planets.
And that’s awesome.
And that’s awesome.
Quite a record that you found in your parents’ collection when you were young
June 27, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Quite a record that you found in your parents’ collection when you were young
Electric here!
Shocking…
Shocking…
June 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Electric here!
Shocking…
Shocking…
My lightning tracker app has given up on showing individual strikes across France and northern Spain…
June 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
My lightning tracker app has given up on showing individual strikes across France and northern Spain…
Unicorn on a gray day hits different, indeed!
June 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Unicorn on a gray day hits different, indeed!