Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures)
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Some of the greatest indie miniatures that you never heard of, apparently. Glib. Posts a lot of non hobby stuff as well. Not 100% serious
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Bloke in next door unit just loudly sang 'It's Christmas Time! There's no need to be afraid,' and it was not only the completely wrong tune but every single note was flat.
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December 9, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Bloke in next door unit just loudly sang 'It's Christmas Time! There's no need to be afraid,' and it was not only the completely wrong tune but every single note was flat.
I still can't quite believe there's no Lego WH/40K. GW make a wadge of their money from licensed merchandising, surely Lego would bring in a ton of cash. lego Dreadnoughts, land raiders, lego bloodthirster. You'd all pay a fortune for it.
Meanwhile
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December 9, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I still can't quite believe there's no Lego WH/40K. GW make a wadge of their money from licensed merchandising, surely Lego would bring in a ton of cash. lego Dreadnoughts, land raiders, lego bloodthirster. You'd all pay a fortune for it.
Meanwhile
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Meanwhile
heresyminiatures.com/shop
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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I had some friends round to watch it and, believe you me, all we were talking about was Russell Tovey’s physique.
December 8, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I had some friends round to watch it and, believe you me, all we were talking about was Russell Tovey’s physique.
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Although... How long has Russell T Davies been cooking this series up?
December 8, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Although... How long has Russell T Davies been cooking this series up?
Etsy are now requesting 2000px pictures for everything, which is enormous, so I thought it best to start applying the Amusing Censorship Device on the Saucy Succubi lest anyone's tiny mind be blown by the even tinier nips
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December 8, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Etsy are now requesting 2000px pictures for everything, which is enormous, so I thought it best to start applying the Amusing Censorship Device on the Saucy Succubi lest anyone's tiny mind be blown by the even tinier nips
heresyminiatures.etsy.com/uk/listing/1...
Or
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Or
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Pretty sure that the DWP are now going to demand that I try to get a proper job as I haven't made enough money to count as 'gainfully self-employed' since June so in addition to running Heresy and caring for my wife, I'll be being hassled to apply for every job going and prove I've been doing so too
December 8, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Pretty sure that the DWP are now going to demand that I try to get a proper job as I haven't made enough money to count as 'gainfully self-employed' since June so in addition to running Heresy and caring for my wife, I'll be being hassled to apply for every job going and prove I've been doing so too
Seems like nobody is talking about how beefed-up Russell Tovey is in the new #doctorwho spin off. He's gone MCU action hero huge!
December 8, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Seems like nobody is talking about how beefed-up Russell Tovey is in the new #doctorwho spin off. He's gone MCU action hero huge!
Tom Felton now looks quite like Jonathan Pryce around that age, I think
December 7, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Tom Felton now looks quite like Jonathan Pryce around that age, I think
i feel like fewer people would want parrots if they also knew about the restrictive diet, high vet bills and long range projectile shitting, not just the funny talking
A yearlong investigation into the African-grey trade reveals a web of poachers, egg smugglers, wealthy businessmen — and multitudes who want a talking bird.
Rolling Stone reports ⤵
Rolling Stone reports ⤵
TikTok Is Obsessed With Talking Parrots. It's Fueling a Global Black Market
bit.ly
December 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
i feel like fewer people would want parrots if they also knew about the restrictive diet, high vet bills and long range projectile shitting, not just the funny talking
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Re-reading Lord of the Rings at the moment, and I'd forgotten how relentlessly Gandalf drags Hobbits.
"Of course, The Enemy has overlooked one thing: dipshits such as yourself, Frodo. Buffoons with fat feet and shithole burrows. Yes, perhaps your painful loser energy may surprise Sauron yet!"
"Of course, The Enemy has overlooked one thing: dipshits such as yourself, Frodo. Buffoons with fat feet and shithole burrows. Yes, perhaps your painful loser energy may surprise Sauron yet!"
December 7, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Re-reading Lord of the Rings at the moment, and I'd forgotten how relentlessly Gandalf drags Hobbits.
"Of course, The Enemy has overlooked one thing: dipshits such as yourself, Frodo. Buffoons with fat feet and shithole burrows. Yes, perhaps your painful loser energy may surprise Sauron yet!"
"Of course, The Enemy has overlooked one thing: dipshits such as yourself, Frodo. Buffoons with fat feet and shithole burrows. Yes, perhaps your painful loser energy may surprise Sauron yet!"
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Gremlins: Christmas film. Die Hard: Christmas film. Lethal Weapon: Christmas film. Batman Returns: Christmas film.
December 6, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Gremlins: Christmas film. Die Hard: Christmas film. Lethal Weapon: Christmas film. Batman Returns: Christmas film.
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Gremlins always gets left out of Christmas movie discourse.
December 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Gremlins always gets left out of Christmas movie discourse.
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nice bit you got there. be a shame if i asked you to explain it to me
December 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
nice bit you got there. be a shame if i asked you to explain it to me
I can't afford to buy any of it, and it's all sugar and carbs so i can't eat most of it, but I have to say I'm impressed to fuck visually, with the Aldi christmas food range in store.
What they do have, that i can have, is Smoked Salt at 1/4 the price of Maldon's. SNIFF THE HELL OUT OF IT.
What they do have, that i can have, is Smoked Salt at 1/4 the price of Maldon's. SNIFF THE HELL OUT OF IT.
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December 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I can't afford to buy any of it, and it's all sugar and carbs so i can't eat most of it, but I have to say I'm impressed to fuck visually, with the Aldi christmas food range in store.
What they do have, that i can have, is Smoked Salt at 1/4 the price of Maldon's. SNIFF THE HELL OUT OF IT.
What they do have, that i can have, is Smoked Salt at 1/4 the price of Maldon's. SNIFF THE HELL OUT OF IT.
IMO: I love Nick Mohammed but his in-person introversion seemed to suck all the life out of the studio records in series 17 of Taskmaster. The only ones keeping things going were Sophie Willan and Joanne McNally; eventual winner John Robins was just odd and Steve Pemberton was too aloof/creepy
December 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
IMO: I love Nick Mohammed but his in-person introversion seemed to suck all the life out of the studio records in series 17 of Taskmaster. The only ones keeping things going were Sophie Willan and Joanne McNally; eventual winner John Robins was just odd and Steve Pemberton was too aloof/creepy
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In S17 of #Taskmaster, Nick Mohammed dressed as a vampire for his tasks. The production scrubbed all his reflections when he's dressed like this, but the only way I knew is because someone told me about it. It's subtle and very cool.
December 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
In S17 of #Taskmaster, Nick Mohammed dressed as a vampire for his tasks. The production scrubbed all his reflections when he's dressed like this, but the only way I knew is because someone told me about it. It's subtle and very cool.
Die Hard (2hrs12m07s) is exactly the right length of time to roast and rest a large chicken 1.7kg.
Cover with foil, for first hour until Al says Light Em If You Got Em, then roast uncovered until the Vault opens, then recover and rest. (obvs trimmings etc but do your own math)
Cover with foil, for first hour until Al says Light Em If You Got Em, then roast uncovered until the Vault opens, then recover and rest. (obvs trimmings etc but do your own math)
December 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Die Hard (2hrs12m07s) is exactly the right length of time to roast and rest a large chicken 1.7kg.
Cover with foil, for first hour until Al says Light Em If You Got Em, then roast uncovered until the Vault opens, then recover and rest. (obvs trimmings etc but do your own math)
Cover with foil, for first hour until Al says Light Em If You Got Em, then roast uncovered until the Vault opens, then recover and rest. (obvs trimmings etc but do your own math)
Christmas-set movies are Christmas movies, OK?
But if it helps, let's split them into
1) Hallmark Christmas - diabetes inducing, who even watches those
2) Family Christmas - possibly animated, probably Elf
3) Grown Up Christmas - Die Hard, etc
4) Tangential Christmas - barely contains Xmas tree
But if it helps, let's split them into
1) Hallmark Christmas - diabetes inducing, who even watches those
2) Family Christmas - possibly animated, probably Elf
3) Grown Up Christmas - Die Hard, etc
4) Tangential Christmas - barely contains Xmas tree
December 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Christmas-set movies are Christmas movies, OK?
But if it helps, let's split them into
1) Hallmark Christmas - diabetes inducing, who even watches those
2) Family Christmas - possibly animated, probably Elf
3) Grown Up Christmas - Die Hard, etc
4) Tangential Christmas - barely contains Xmas tree
But if it helps, let's split them into
1) Hallmark Christmas - diabetes inducing, who even watches those
2) Family Christmas - possibly animated, probably Elf
3) Grown Up Christmas - Die Hard, etc
4) Tangential Christmas - barely contains Xmas tree
If u get a chance, check out the biopic of Weird Al (on Amazon Prime). It stars Daniel Radcliffe, who makes very interesting film choices, and unlike me, go in realising it is - OF COURSE IT IS, IT'S WEIRD AL - a parody of biopics and you'll have a fun time
www.amazon.co.uk/gp/video/det...
www.amazon.co.uk/gp/video/det...
December 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
If u get a chance, check out the biopic of Weird Al (on Amazon Prime). It stars Daniel Radcliffe, who makes very interesting film choices, and unlike me, go in realising it is - OF COURSE IT IS, IT'S WEIRD AL - a parody of biopics and you'll have a fun time
www.amazon.co.uk/gp/video/det...
www.amazon.co.uk/gp/video/det...
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
The full listings are back up at last, PLEASE BUY SOMETHING EU/Norway/Guest Checkout people!
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December 6, 2025 at 2:51 PM
The full listings are back up at last, PLEASE BUY SOMETHING EU/Norway/Guest Checkout people!
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heresyminiatures.etsy.com
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James Acaster getting his 'food hell' on Saturday Kitchen – late contender for TV moment of the year
December 6, 2025 at 11:38 AM
James Acaster getting his 'food hell' on Saturday Kitchen – late contender for TV moment of the year
Torment Nexus vibes. Ghost In The Shell did this, didn't they?
Always important to remember that this is because these robots are "faking" being human
Theyre actually capable of way more and way weirder stuff
Theyre actually capable of way more and way weirder stuff
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Torment Nexus vibes. Ghost In The Shell did this, didn't they?