Crab Rave (Avery's Version)
@headlessmami.bsky.social
trans dude, he/him✨shitposts about queer/trans shit, wrestling and life as a crab person🦀 hopin’ the high life is more than me just gettin’ high🍃 proudly T4T🏳️⚧️ wanted for girldickriding without a license 😎 contents may change to livejournal without warning⚠️
the melody to the chorus of the Backstreet Boys' "I Want It That Way" is the same as the piano bridge in Spandau Ballet's "True" bc Max Martin wrote both songs
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
the melody to the chorus of the Backstreet Boys' "I Want It That Way" is the same as the piano bridge in Spandau Ballet's "True" bc Max Martin wrote both songs
tfw you typo a post three times and pray people don't have their notification settings on ahaha whoops
November 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
tfw you typo a post three times and pray people don't have their notification settings on ahaha whoops
the boy I broke up w/ for @jboykitten.bsky.social
went on an angsty tear in his Livejournal and among his screeds he quoted "Boys of Summer", insinuating I'd come crawling back, etc
well 25 years later we're still friends and all that kid managed to was make us wince when we hear that song lmao
went on an angsty tear in his Livejournal and among his screeds he quoted "Boys of Summer", insinuating I'd come crawling back, etc
well 25 years later we're still friends and all that kid managed to was make us wince when we hear that song lmao
and after several months of back-and-forth flirtation I made a decision that literally would alter the course of my life forever
and it is wild that I’m just now connecting those dots that if I’d never donned that pickle suit I’d have never met one of THE most important people in my life 🫠
and it is wild that I’m just now connecting those dots that if I’d never donned that pickle suit I’d have never met one of THE most important people in my life 🫠
November 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
the boy I broke up w/ for @jboykitten.bsky.social
went on an angsty tear in his Livejournal and among his screeds he quoted "Boys of Summer", insinuating I'd come crawling back, etc
well 25 years later we're still friends and all that kid managed to was make us wince when we hear that song lmao
went on an angsty tear in his Livejournal and among his screeds he quoted "Boys of Summer", insinuating I'd come crawling back, etc
well 25 years later we're still friends and all that kid managed to was make us wince when we hear that song lmao
t-shirt idea: "if I had balls they'd be full of microplastics"
November 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
t-shirt idea: "if I had balls they'd be full of microplastics"
like if anything ever happens to me I'm not bothering with a proper piecemealing-every-item-of-junk-I-own type will or anything. got a v few things earmarked for specific people but otherwise the doors are open and come snag anything that catches your eye lmao
November 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
like if anything ever happens to me I'm not bothering with a proper piecemealing-every-item-of-junk-I-own type will or anything. got a v few things earmarked for specific people but otherwise the doors are open and come snag anything that catches your eye lmao
nothing like going through annual insurance enrollment shit and having the helpfully intrusive thought of "given the state of the world myb you should really up your life insurance policies" haha yeah intrusive voice you right
November 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
nothing like going through annual insurance enrollment shit and having the helpfully intrusive thought of "given the state of the world myb you should really up your life insurance policies" haha yeah intrusive voice you right
so Jersey-coded that any time I need to break out my bottle of hairspray I make a lil sign of the cross over it and send a quick prayer of gratitude up to mom lmao
not religious in the slightest but sometimes you just gotta have your goofy rituals to keep you something resembling sane these days
not religious in the slightest but sometimes you just gotta have your goofy rituals to keep you something resembling sane these days
November 20, 2025 at 2:08 PM
so Jersey-coded that any time I need to break out my bottle of hairspray I make a lil sign of the cross over it and send a quick prayer of gratitude up to mom lmao
not religious in the slightest but sometimes you just gotta have your goofy rituals to keep you something resembling sane these days
not religious in the slightest but sometimes you just gotta have your goofy rituals to keep you something resembling sane these days
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goddamn, I am so proud of North Carolina's response to ICE this week
people here are NOT having this shit, and I have never been so proud of being a lifelong North Carolinian
30,000 kids skipping school to protest, crowds chasing ICE thru the woods, slashing whole parking lots of tires on ICE cars
people here are NOT having this shit, and I have never been so proud of being a lifelong North Carolinian
30,000 kids skipping school to protest, crowds chasing ICE thru the woods, slashing whole parking lots of tires on ICE cars
November 20, 2025 at 6:09 AM
goddamn, I am so proud of North Carolina's response to ICE this week
people here are NOT having this shit, and I have never been so proud of being a lifelong North Carolinian
30,000 kids skipping school to protest, crowds chasing ICE thru the woods, slashing whole parking lots of tires on ICE cars
people here are NOT having this shit, and I have never been so proud of being a lifelong North Carolinian
30,000 kids skipping school to protest, crowds chasing ICE thru the woods, slashing whole parking lots of tires on ICE cars
lmao this terrible snap from my memories feed 😂😂 I maintain that Miatas suffer from the most cursed paredolia when their headlamps are raised
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 AM
lmao this terrible snap from my memories feed 😂😂 I maintain that Miatas suffer from the most cursed paredolia when their headlamps are raised
as someone who is gay af and also Italian af Toni and Mina’s taunt tickles me in so many ways, I love it 🤼
November 20, 2025 at 5:13 AM
as someone who is gay af and also Italian af Toni and Mina’s taunt tickles me in so many ways, I love it 🤼
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entering a psychosexual relationship with an AI teddy bear because the entirety of the internet is ID-walled and I can't leave home without spending at least $20
Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives
Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives | CNN Business
Sales of an artificial intelligence-enabled plush toy have been suspended after it was found that it engaged in conversation around sexually explicit topics and offered potentially dangerous advice.
www.cnn.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:33 AM
entering a psychosexual relationship with an AI teddy bear because the entirety of the internet is ID-walled and I can't leave home without spending at least $20
y’all named this mf “Kumma” idk what y’all expected
Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives | CNN Business
Sales of an artificial intelligence-enabled plush toy have been suspended after it was found that it engaged in conversation around sexually explicit topics and offered potentially dangerous advice.
www.cnn.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:45 AM
y’all named this mf “Kumma” idk what y’all expected
⚠️ new children have arrived oh shit ⚠️
pls welcome Kidd Bubu (grey) and Nana (purple) to the wrassle fam!
Nana is definitely not the best fufu I’ve seen by a long shot but KB is a solid 8.5/10
now in search of a Ravens jersey for Nana so she can ditch that awful scratchy dress
pls welcome Kidd Bubu (grey) and Nana (purple) to the wrassle fam!
Nana is definitely not the best fufu I’ve seen by a long shot but KB is a solid 8.5/10
now in search of a Ravens jersey for Nana so she can ditch that awful scratchy dress
November 20, 2025 at 1:26 AM
⚠️ new children have arrived oh shit ⚠️
pls welcome Kidd Bubu (grey) and Nana (purple) to the wrassle fam!
Nana is definitely not the best fufu I’ve seen by a long shot but KB is a solid 8.5/10
now in search of a Ravens jersey for Nana so she can ditch that awful scratchy dress
pls welcome Kidd Bubu (grey) and Nana (purple) to the wrassle fam!
Nana is definitely not the best fufu I’ve seen by a long shot but KB is a solid 8.5/10
now in search of a Ravens jersey for Nana so she can ditch that awful scratchy dress
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this is the same theater where we hosted @chucktingle.bsky.social lmao
November 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
this is the same theater where we hosted @chucktingle.bsky.social lmao
“I dunno if that would work just because the head to hole ratio is so massively off”
pop quiz, are we talking about sexual activity or altering Labubu clothes
pop quiz, are we talking about sexual activity or altering Labubu clothes
November 19, 2025 at 12:02 AM
“I dunno if that would work just because the head to hole ratio is so massively off”
pop quiz, are we talking about sexual activity or altering Labubu clothes
pop quiz, are we talking about sexual activity or altering Labubu clothes
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my favorite thing about pokémon is that EVERY pokémon is SOMEONE'S favorite, even the ones you think are obnoxious trash
and you know what?
YOU are someone's favorite pokémon, even when you feel like obnoxious trash
you are SOMEONE'S favorite odd little creature, and they love you SO MUCH
and you know what?
YOU are someone's favorite pokémon, even when you feel like obnoxious trash
you are SOMEONE'S favorite odd little creature, and they love you SO MUCH
November 18, 2025 at 8:22 AM
my favorite thing about pokémon is that EVERY pokémon is SOMEONE'S favorite, even the ones you think are obnoxious trash
and you know what?
YOU are someone's favorite pokémon, even when you feel like obnoxious trash
you are SOMEONE'S favorite odd little creature, and they love you SO MUCH
and you know what?
YOU are someone's favorite pokémon, even when you feel like obnoxious trash
you are SOMEONE'S favorite odd little creature, and they love you SO MUCH
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A reminder that as ICE continues their terror campaign across North Carolina, some of their SUVs were provided on a no-compete contract from Hendrick Automotive Group. Spend your money elsewhere. www.wbtv.com/2025/11/17/h...
Hendrick Motorsports Technical Solutions sold dozens of SUVs to ICE, records show
The $2.25M contract was for 25 Chevrolet Tahoes
www.wbtv.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:30 PM
A reminder that as ICE continues their terror campaign across North Carolina, some of their SUVs were provided on a no-compete contract from Hendrick Automotive Group. Spend your money elsewhere. www.wbtv.com/2025/11/17/h...
is shaking ass/borderline twerking remotely necessary while spinning? nah
am I eternally grateful to James Hype for blessing us with such during this set? yeah
am I eternally grateful to James Hype for blessing us with such during this set? yeah
November 18, 2025 at 4:22 AM
is shaking ass/borderline twerking remotely necessary while spinning? nah
am I eternally grateful to James Hype for blessing us with such during this set? yeah
am I eternally grateful to James Hype for blessing us with such during this set? yeah
me re: someone reciting google AI answers-
“I trust any AI about as far as I can throw it and data centers are heavy”
“I trust any AI about as far as I can throw it and data centers are heavy”
November 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
me re: someone reciting google AI answers-
“I trust any AI about as far as I can throw it and data centers are heavy”
“I trust any AI about as far as I can throw it and data centers are heavy”
watching football and seeing a local high school JROTC presenting the colors for the anthem and it’s like on one hand fuck the military etc etc but on the other I had so much goddamn fun in JROTC myself so it hits the nostalgia buttons whoops
November 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
watching football and seeing a local high school JROTC presenting the colors for the anthem and it’s like on one hand fuck the military etc etc but on the other I had so much goddamn fun in JROTC myself so it hits the nostalgia buttons whoops
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Angels in the Outfield but it's hockey and it's just Gritty murdering the opposing team
November 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Angels in the Outfield but it's hockey and it's just Gritty murdering the opposing team
speaking of Raleigh decided to recreate one of my favorite bar meals from back home (the Saucer Bratzel). not a 1:1 copy but good enough for scratching the itch yum 😋
November 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
speaking of Raleigh decided to recreate one of my favorite bar meals from back home (the Saucer Bratzel). not a 1:1 copy but good enough for scratching the itch yum 😋
found this squish at the goodwill over the weekend and almost left it be until I saw his name 🥺🥺 what a precious bean
November 17, 2025 at 11:43 PM
found this squish at the goodwill over the weekend and almost left it be until I saw his name 🥺🥺 what a precious bean
lmao the overworked Dunkin just handed me a cup full of ice, milk and flavor syrup topped with cold foam but kinda missing the important part 😂😂🙃
thankfully they fixed it but lmao what if I had decided to get a hot drink today instead
thankfully they fixed it but lmao what if I had decided to get a hot drink today instead
November 17, 2025 at 1:51 PM
lmao the overworked Dunkin just handed me a cup full of ice, milk and flavor syrup topped with cold foam but kinda missing the important part 😂😂🙃
thankfully they fixed it but lmao what if I had decided to get a hot drink today instead
thankfully they fixed it but lmao what if I had decided to get a hot drink today instead
look at this trans af color profile 😏😏 love this
November 16, 2025 at 10:35 PM
look at this trans af color profile 😏😏 love this