twice as much stuff in half as much space. literally. I've expounded on this before but I literally cramped myself and the wife into depression with how little space we had to exist.

anyway I'm glad most Labubus are smol and if someone catches me trying to buy a big one spray me with the bottle pls

and I swear I am in a good mood and not a Dark Place rn, just being reminded of my ever-looming mortality in 2025 and surrounded by my excessive trinket hoard at the workstation

and this is me SCALING DOWN my collecting/hoarding tendencies dear god you should have SEEN the old place.

maybe a tacit agreement that anyone who spots something they gave me has first dibs on snagging it back if they want it but otherwise who gives a shit, turn this bitch into Supermarket Sweep

the only Value™ of anything I own outside of my electronic devices is sentimental so idc where my shit goes when I'm outta here as long as someone's smiling

you want Animal Crossing plushies? half-built Lego? my Nyla Rose chase fig? go nuts, it ain't coming with me lmao

also even though Nana is a lil goofy lookin I can’t be mad when I paid less for both of these guys together (less than $30) than the legit Wings of Fortune costs ($54) lmao

but there was no way I was paying those kinda prices when literally the only reason I wanted her was bc she’s Ravens colors 😂

Lickitung stan squad rise up (it me, I am the squad)

I swear Tool started playing as soon as I cracked this book open

I am but a simple man: I see cute ass, I appreciate