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headlessmami.bsky.social
Crab Rave (Avery's Version)
@headlessmami.bsky.social
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trans dude, he/him✨shitposts about queer/trans shit, wrestling and life as a crab person🦀 hopin’ the high life is more than me just gettin’ high🍃 proudly T4T🏳️‍⚧️ wanted for girldickriding without a license 😎 contents may change to livejournal without warning⚠️
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headlessmami.bsky.social
Harley would like to talk about the first 5 seconds of this #Hurricanes game holy shit lmaoooo

also I feel bad having to had cut the sleeves off this but they were soooo long 🤣 thank god football jerseys are short sleeves #Canes
a pink and yellow Labubu wearing a red Carolina Hurricanes jersey a back view of the pink and yellow Labubu in the red Hurricanes jersey. the back reads “STAAL 12”
November 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
headlessmami.bsky.social
lmao this terrible snap from my memories feed 😂😂 I maintain that Miatas suffer from the most cursed paredolia when their headlamps are raised
a Snapchat screenshot of a Mazda Miata with eyelashes, embarrassed blush and a sweat drop added on via the paint feature. the caption reads “n-n-no senpai, not in my tailpipe kya~”
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 AM
headlessmami.bsky.social
⚠️ new children have arrived oh shit ⚠️

pls welcome Kidd Bubu (grey) and Nana (purple) to the wrassle fam!

Nana is definitely not the best fufu I’ve seen by a long shot but KB is a solid 8.5/10

now in search of a Ravens jersey for Nana so she can ditch that awful scratchy dress
a light grey Labubu with rainbow eyes and teeth lays on a bed next to a dark purple Labubu with yellow ears and a gold dress. they are both fake labubus (aka “lafufus”), and the purple one is fairly obviously fake. the grey one looks almost perfect though a hand holds a grey Labubu close to the camera. she has glittery rainbow eyes and teeth in a rainbow pattern a hand holds a dark purple Labubu in a gold dress
November 20, 2025 at 1:26 AM
headlessmami.bsky.social
anyway I love the three of y’all and I’d relive these days in an instant as long as it leads me to you.

timeline, enjoy this blast from the past lmao (I’m the short one in the foreground next to the flag bearer)
a scan of an old photo from 2003 of a JROTC squadron. the OP is a short girl in the foreground next to a tall boy carrying a flag
November 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
headlessmami.bsky.social
speaking of Raleigh decided to recreate one of my favorite bar meals from back home (the Saucer Bratzel). not a 1:1 copy but good enough for scratching the itch yum 😋
half of a massive Bavarian pretzel on a round cookie sheet, covered with Swiss cheese and sliced bratwurst
November 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
headlessmami.bsky.social
found this squish at the goodwill over the weekend and almost left it be until I saw his name 🥺🥺 what a precious bean
an orange Squishmallow cat with spots, brown ears and a fuzzy white belly. a hand is holding his tag facing forward so you can see his name (which is Raleigh)
November 17, 2025 at 11:43 PM
headlessmami.bsky.social
I don’t have a lot of best buddies in PoGo bc lazy but you best believe this guy was the first one I got there

I lowkey dislike his shiny but whatcha gonna do
a Pokémon Go screenshot of a shiny Lickitung (gold instead of pink) nicknamed “Goldmember”. He has a small red ribbon on his chest and next to his name indicating his “best buddy” status
November 16, 2025 at 6:37 AM
headlessmami.bsky.social
Sam is grabbing some comfort snaccs for ya 🩵💚
a mint green Labubu in a plaid shirt stands in front of an open toy fridge while holding an Olipop soda can
November 10, 2025 at 5:51 PM
headlessmami.bsky.social
saw a Friend on the way to get groceries and the little idiot stayed stock still and even turned his head at me when I made kissy noises at him

idk why I like deer so much lol
a juvenile deer looking to the left, oblivious to the car that has stopped to look at him a juvenile deer facing the camera after the person behind it has caught its attention a juvenile deer continuing to face the camera
November 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
headlessmami.bsky.social
they got rid of the privacy bushes in our complex in favor of whatever this sparse garbage is so now I have to make do with putting a hoodie on and pretending I’m invisible 😤
November 8, 2025 at 4:28 AM
headlessmami.bsky.social
having too much fun putting the kids in goofy situations for photo ops lmao
November 5, 2025 at 9:25 PM
headlessmami.bsky.social
BISCUITS AND GRAVY

MADE ME A MAN

(the testosterone helped)
homemade sausage gravy on top of definitely not homemade biscuits
November 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
headlessmami.bsky.social
Seth Rollins in a squat pose making a goofy face photoshopped over top of a fresh grave. the headstone (also photoshopped) reads "DICK CHENEY JANUARY 30, 1941 - NOVEMBER 3, 2025"
November 4, 2025 at 2:24 PM
headlessmami.bsky.social
great minds 😍😍 all my bubus are named after wrestlers so far, now I know which one needs to be named Nyla 💕 this looks fantastic!
November 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
headlessmami.bsky.social
this mug is an eternal mood
a coffee mug with an illustration of a kitten from the comic Breaking Cat News. she has a word bubble above her that reads “It’s been the week from HECK, in a year of straight-up POOP!”
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 PM
headlessmami.bsky.social
wasn’t able to get pics at work bc BUSY but Sam and I went twinning for Halloween after I remembered this shirt was in the back of my closet

I got correctly called out by a kid for being a fufu bc my ears were too large, shouts to that kid

and now I have an adorable new wall hanging yay
a short man takes a selfie in front of a narrow mirror. his face is painted in the style of a blue Labubu and he is wearing blue-colored rabbit ears along with a light blue plaid shirt, white t-shirt and jeans. he is holding a mint green Labubu with a very similar shirt and pants on. a pair of blue-dyed rabbit ears with a handcrafted, oversized Pop Mart keyring replica attached to the back hanging on a wall underneath a cloud light
November 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
headlessmami.bsky.social
Shrimpfufu arrived today, pretty spot on except for maybe the eyes, the zipper and the fact that I cannot actually fit my fucking AirPods in here lmao

him name Owen bc he a nugget
October 31, 2025 at 4:21 AM
headlessmami.bsky.social
lmaoooo I forget this picture always pops up in my memory feed every Halloween

enjoy girlmode me trying my hardest to girl for the people out there 🙄 pretty sure this was otw to the Fetish Arts Festival that I used to do photography for. don’t recommend shooting in a busty costume.
a female-presenting person is taking a selfie in a bathroom mirror while modeling an Alice in Wonderland Halloween costume. the costume places rather prominent emphasis on her ample cleavage
October 31, 2025 at 4:19 AM
headlessmami.bsky.social
made Harley her mini-me/ventriloquist puppet after a cheap hair clip I bought fell apart and inspiration struck

look at them
a pink and yellow Labubu stands on a black keyboard. in her left hand is a miniature version of herself made from a flat plastic figure and a cotton ball
October 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
headlessmami.bsky.social
continued progress on costume, ft. Sam for scale

shout out to Glue Dots for quite literally being the glue holding this whole project together. stoked to not have to fuck around with a glue gun or paint
a hand holds a mint green Labubu in a blue plaid shirt and blue shorts backwards by its keyring beside a large handmade Pop Mart keyring replica to demonstrate the size difference. the keyring is approximately three times larger than the Labubu
October 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
headlessmami.bsky.social
bought Sam a lil outfit and it only took a week to get here!

(coffee mug made by my very talented friend lol)
a mint green Labubu leans against a windowsill. he is wearing a white t-shirt with a blue plaid button-up over top and ripped denim shorts, and is holding a purple coffee mug sculpted from polymer clay
October 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
headlessmami.bsky.social
last-minute Halloween costume coming together since I get to work this year

the best part is if it ends up looking like shit then I’m a Lafufu

really no way to lose here
a bunny ear headband, a foam wreath ring and a roll of ribbon lying on a bed Two Labubu dolls on either side of the foam ring (now colored blue) and ribbon as it is being turned into a large Labubu keychain hanger a blue rubber gloved hand holds a bunny ear headband, with one ear colored blue with marker A large blue foam ring and ribbon made to look like a large Labubu keychain hanger next to a bunny ear headband which has been colored blue with markers
October 27, 2025 at 12:36 PM
headlessmami.bsky.social
the devil’s juice turning me into a literal demon 😈💉6️⃣6️⃣6️⃣
a screenshot of lab results in which the poster’s testosterone levels are shown as 666 ng/dL
October 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
headlessmami.bsky.social
stolen from fb meme group and honestly yeah mood
a screencap of the “Mini Mone” puppet from last week’s AEW Dynamite. she is looking downward with a sad face. the text at the top of the image reads “when you are living through another once in a lifetime event but are trying to keep the whimsy”
October 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
headlessmami.bsky.social
been a hot minute since the shiny sparkles actually made the serotonin go brrr but I’ve been chasing this lil bug for like 4 years ever since I caught her shiny counterpart 🥰🥰✨
a screenshot from Pokémon Go of a shiny Illumise on the catch screen. she is a bug with a blue body and orange/black accents
October 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM