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Kristopher T.
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Paul Skenes and Pittsburgh Pirates fans must be pretty irate at their performance this season and every season for the last million years...

www.etsy.com/listing/8374...
I like girls - Guys I Really Like Sucking!
November 29, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
November 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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speed dating but it’s just a scholastic book fair for adults
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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You just know Peppermint Patty grew up to run a gay bar like the navy
November 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The world would be a million times worse if dogs didn't exist.
November 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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“And our next movie is RUSH HOUR 4. Which is tied for worst film in the Rush Hour series with the previous three movies. Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker are back in sex pest Brett Ratner’s complete waste of everyone’s time, money, and functioning brain cells.”
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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Jimmy Cliff, Jamaican reggae singer, actor and cultural icon, dies aged 81
Jimmy Cliff, Jamaican reggae singer, actor and cultural icon, dies aged 81
Star of The Harder They Come had hits including You Can Get It If You Really Want and I Can See Clearly Now
www.theguardian.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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Ruhe in Frieden to the one and only Udo Kier.
November 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Detroit Lions Rookie Asks For Thanksgiving Off
Detroit Lions Rookie Asks For Thanksgiving Off
DETROIT—Double-checking that he had approval before finalizing travel plans, Detroit Lions rookie Tate Ratledge reportedly approached head coach Dan Campbell on Monday to see if it might be possible f...
theonion.com
November 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Join ICE by Jesse Welles...
"Join ICE" - Jesse Welles (LIVE on The Late Show)
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Leavitt says the 'quiet piggy' comment was Trump being 'frank & honest', so here's me being frank & honest.

Karoline Leavitt is an ignorant, trash-talking pig in lipstick, married to a guy older than her mother, making a living defending a piece of shit child rapist felon.

She's the pig.
November 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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This bootlicker showcases her lack of integrity every day. She is the ultimate traitor of decency and decorum. Thanks to women like Karoline Leavitt, we will always endure the marginalization of our gender. At the very least, she could recognize it’s not okay to speak to people so nastily.
#momsky
November 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
How are everyone's Trump-supporting aunts and uncles going to justify this at the table at Thanksgiving?
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items “potentially divisive.”
www.washingtonpost.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Just showed the kids Rogue One and I’d forgotten how traumatic it is to see a beautiful imperial archive get absolutely rinsed. A tragedy up there with the destruction of the libraries of Alexandria and Baghdad.
November 15, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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Here are my top 10 Labrador Retrievers of all time!
November 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
How does one get their music onto a playlist at Chipotle?
November 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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I mean, look, I'm not a reporter, so who am I to talk?

But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.

But that's just me
November 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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I’m still struggling with the fact that ICE “brown shirts” went to a taco shop and thought they would get served.

F that!
November 16, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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December 24, 2024 at 4:52 PM