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Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 1d

Fuck yeah I'm gonna drink so much lard

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 1d

theonion.com/ice-agent-7-...

The Onion: ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume

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Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 2d

But I give so much side eye when I hear someone mention turduckens. It's a trade-off.

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Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 2d

Yo, I promise that food bank near you has enough mac and cheese. Everything I've been seeing, if you can do powdered milk and vegetable oil or even butter, that's what is necessary to make a lot of the non-perishable stuff that comes in. #SNAP #resist

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 5d

Cookie Monster’s date: Can we talk about something else

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Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 5d

And let me tell you, that is a DOMINANT gene

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Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 6d

Damn, I just realized I can't figure out who you're talking about because there are so many

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Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 6d

So what do Gen Alpha waste their time on? BOOKS?

Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 6d

I know Americans get a lot of flak for calling Autumn "fall" but I just found out Canadians do it, too. I can't believe how little of a win this is and I feel like it's the biggest win this country has had in about a year.

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 6d

daylight saving time the moment you start feeling halfway decent about life

Anthony Adams in a yellow suit, rubbing his hands together and looking like he bout to risk it all for a time change

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Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 6d

D, just wanted to complement you on your Alt text game

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Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 6d

I'm cosponsoring a bill to raise the minimum take from a bank haul to $20k with my friend from across the aisle, Mr. Pink from Reservoir Dogs

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Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 6d

It can always be both

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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.com · 6d

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Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 6d

Is there something like a fearboner, but with white, hot rage?

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 6d

Sugar. Give me sugar. In water

Kris Stoever @krisstoever.bsky.social · 6d

www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

Scott Bessent Claims He Feels Soybean Farmers' Pain. He's Worth $500 Million

China's boycott of American soy has farmers suffering. Trump's very rich treasury secretary feigns empathy.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 9d

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Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 9d

No, there's no way he farted himself to death, that's impossible, you boob

Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 9d

Tyler Winklevoss?!?!?

Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 10d

At least we're seeing Platner clearer early.

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Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 10d

Going with, "I didn't know this thing I had permanently etched on my body was bad" tells me so much. Wolf in sheep clothing is way too on the nose.

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Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 12d

"Waste" = helping those in need, "fraud" = calling out injustice and corruption, "abuse" = standing up to tyranny

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Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 12d

I've seriously come to the point in my head that there are truly no politicians who don't know this is true and our only job is to get this through to the people they've fooled into believing otherwise.

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"Mooch" Calucci 🤞 @moochcalucci.bsky.social · 12d

Reason # 1741 why this whole shit show is going to fail spectacularly. The damage may be irreparable, but there's no way this succeeds. Bc they're all, every single one, starting with the guy at the top, so monumentally stupid. Their lack of any minimal amt of intelligence, & perception & awareness

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Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 13d

There's going to be more Peacemaker things, it just won't be called Peacemaker

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