Boogie 🌠 I'll see your check and raise you this.
@hailboogie.bsky.social
There's no such thing as a one sided coin.
Well, hell *closes lid on cauldron*
December 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Well, hell *closes lid on cauldron*
Wait, can I unreskeet, I didn't know that's how this worked
December 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Wait, can I unreskeet, I didn't know that's how this worked
Jerry manifesting into our reality to post some wild ass shit
a man is standing in front of a mirror looking at himself in a black and white photo .
Alt: Scene from Take On Me where a mirror shows a drawing version of people but then it reveals Jerryball Z
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Jerry manifesting into our reality to post some wild ass shit
I feel you. I just found out last year that my wife is Bigfoot.
December 16, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I feel you. I just found out last year that my wife is Bigfoot.
You're right! I only want, like, a sip of yogurt.
December 16, 2025 at 6:06 AM
You're right! I only want, like, a sip of yogurt.
It's rather charming, he just sounds like he might need...less challenging humor.
December 14, 2025 at 5:28 AM
It's rather charming, he just sounds like he might need...less challenging humor.
Both good dental hygiene AND financial acumen and he left? That's it, he goes into the wasteland cannibal trough.
December 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Both good dental hygiene AND financial acumen and he left? That's it, he goes into the wasteland cannibal trough.
Seriously, doesn't even need context
December 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Seriously, doesn't even need context
The rest of you can go fight Deathclaws, I'll be collecting Sunset Sasparilla
December 12, 2025 at 11:45 AM
The rest of you can go fight Deathclaws, I'll be collecting Sunset Sasparilla
"Oh, we have thoughts, do we?"
December 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
"Oh, we have thoughts, do we?"
Ha ha, get rekt, Mike, you nerd. Rooves are for squares
December 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Ha ha, get rekt, Mike, you nerd. Rooves are for squares
Oh thank goodness, I know too many people who run that race home to be baked at the door.
December 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Oh thank goodness, I know too many people who run that race home to be baked at the door.
You mean, like, DRIVING?
December 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
You mean, like, DRIVING?
Wait, is Grok the devil
December 5, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Wait, is Grok the devil
NYC's motto should truly be, "Crime with a side of kindness"
December 5, 2025 at 5:12 AM
NYC's motto should truly be, "Crime with a side of kindness"
This is the oldest I've felt in at least a couple days because I said, "What's with the eggs in this BTS?"
December 5, 2025 at 5:03 AM
This is the oldest I've felt in at least a couple days because I said, "What's with the eggs in this BTS?"
They let Bongino out of his four walls? He must've pulled off his tie and started crying for his freedom from the shackles of a 9-5.
December 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
They let Bongino out of his four walls? He must've pulled off his tie and started crying for his freedom from the shackles of a 9-5.
We got this, fam(ke Jannsen)
December 4, 2025 at 5:23 AM
We got this, fam(ke Jannsen)
I wonder how many times I almost died in my life
I bet dying from the bends is the biggest rush
I bet there's poisons in nature that taste good as hell
I bet my hand is faster than the garbage disposal
That caldera could actually go off anytime
I bet dying from the bends is the biggest rush
I bet there's poisons in nature that taste good as hell
I bet my hand is faster than the garbage disposal
That caldera could actually go off anytime
December 4, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I wonder how many times I almost died in my life
I bet dying from the bends is the biggest rush
I bet there's poisons in nature that taste good as hell
I bet my hand is faster than the garbage disposal
That caldera could actually go off anytime
I bet dying from the bends is the biggest rush
I bet there's poisons in nature that taste good as hell
I bet my hand is faster than the garbage disposal
That caldera could actually go off anytime
Cousin Greg by looks, Cousin Greg by nature.
December 3, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Cousin Greg by looks, Cousin Greg by nature.
Well, fa la la la di da.
December 3, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Well, fa la la la di da.
That shit gets weaponized for evil, though. I'm not proud of it, but when I get those and they're unworthy (as in the last email didn't actually explain what I was asking), my "fake dumb Boogie" persona activates and you're getting questions about EVERYTHING. In separate emails. Without references.
December 3, 2025 at 10:36 PM
That shit gets weaponized for evil, though. I'm not proud of it, but when I get those and they're unworthy (as in the last email didn't actually explain what I was asking), my "fake dumb Boogie" persona activates and you're getting questions about EVERYTHING. In separate emails. Without references.