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gryphoneer
@gryphoneer.bsky.social
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anarchist. furry. figure of disputed historicity. | he/him | cis/bi | 🔞🔞 i repost nsfw material, check your filter settings 🔞🔞
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gryphoneer @gryphoneer.bsky.social · Dec 4
🔞🔞 i repost nsfw material frequently. 🔞🔞

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wittywebhandle.bsky.social
The "Where's My Wife" Fit Featuring 4 protaganists all wearing Jeans, A green / dark shirt, and bomber overcoat. James Sunderland Sebastian Castellanos Alan Wake Ethan Winters
November 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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cabel.panic.com
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"

"no problem boss. i'm on it"
an ad for the new series “welcome to derry” with the tagline “go back to where IT all began“, except somehow, they highlighted the word “to“ instead of “it“
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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vosyl.bsky.social
Hello cruel world, I'm Vosyl. I'm the writer behind Nature's Revolver, and my fursona is a black-tailed jackrabbit called Yvonne. I plan just to use this account to:

- post and retweet art.
- comment on friends writing.
- collate inspiration regardless what form it takes.
- pin together moodboards.
November 22, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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vaporlight.bsky.social
my billion dollar idea is "Genius Cheese" which is an american cheese single with a randomized sudoku printed on it. the box is a hideously photoshopped chad albert einstein and it says "if we had Genius Cheese in my day it'd be e=mc³"
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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shubbabang.bsky.social
The image is a 4 panel black and white comic. Panel 1- The outside of a spirit halloween. "Looks like I bought out what was left" Panel 2- An employee is putting items in a bag while saying, "Looks like. That means I can finally rest. Panel 3- The person buying, who is wearing a mask (Comic made in 2022) asks, "Oh! Shift ending?" To which the employee responds, "In a way." Panel 4- The person walks away, a little bewildered as the employee waves goodbye at them. The employee is slowly becoming transparent. The image is a 4 panel black and white comic that continues on from the last image. Panel 1- The person walks through the sliding door entrance to the spirit halloween. Panel 2- They look up at the sign Panel 3- The spirit Halloween banner is no longer on the front of the store Panel 4- The person stares in shock.
November 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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naveryw.bsky.social
This is not a YTP. This is an unedited clip from a 2014 film that premiered at Sundance.
November 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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vaporlight.bsky.social
warner brothers trickster figures explained
November 8, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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macfox.bsky.social
LOSING IT
November 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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cervidian.bsky.social
Unfinished, due to be re-painted ground-up. Ears, nose are the most-completed parts at the time of ceasing work.
November 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
gryphoneer.bsky.social
i see that VtM:B 2 has become the gamers' whipping boy du jour. i can't speak to 2's quality for i haven't played it, but i sure as hell played 1 and... mfers, wtf do you *mean* 2 "insults the legacy of its predecessor"? VtM:B blew! it was a buggy, literally unfinished mess! it had fucking chinatown
November 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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iggymaid.bsky.social
Even the official account is getting in on this omg
Iggy's past post about the powerwash "ding" clicker training her, followed by a response from the official powerwash account saying: "PowerWash-lovian's Response"
November 14, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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papapishu.bsky.social
I have had this in my head for a solid day now and can finally go to sleep
the cover for Rez for PS2 but a metal bondage suit is photoshopped on to it
November 12, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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larachnaereal.bsky.social
No Fucking Way Dude.
November 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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dailytokusatsu.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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nedroid.com
Sailors' Wisdom
(Beartato and Reginald are reading books on Sailors' Wisdom) REGINALD: "Red sky at night, sailors delight." BEARTATO: "Red sky at morning, sailors take warning." REGINALD: "Red sky at dawn, a storm's coming on." BEARTATO: "Red sky at noon, a storm's coming soon." REGINALD: "Red sky at dusk? That counts as night. Refer to previous wisdom, all right?" REGINALD: "Red sky tomorrow fills sailors with sorrow." BEARTATO: "Red sky today? That's prob'ly okay." REGINALD: "Red sky on the ground: you're upside-down." BEARTATO: "Reader beware, you're in for a scare." Oops, wrong book. REGINALD (tossing book away): I'm getting nothing. BEARTATO: Same. (They peed outside. Turns out they were on a boat! The sky is swirling purples and greens with some yellow orange spirals). REGINALD: Curse you, sailors
November 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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leaftilde.bsky.social
I often get two types of comments and both are valid.
1. On a website filled with the mediocre works of writers with more hormones than talent, your story stands out for its quality. Intriguing, well-developed and a good read, yours is the first 5 star rating I have given here. Well done! 2. awwawawawwawawaa
November 2, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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cameronblacktd.bsky.social
My friends know me too well.
A friend asking if I worked on a specific zootopia2 shot and my answer being Yes! The shot has nick wilde licking peanut butter off of his paws Screen shot of the post with Nick Wilde licking his paws
October 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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scientits.bsky.social
The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'

10/10 response, no notes
Image of the mechanical ladder outside the Louvre Text below says WENN'S MAL WIEDER SCHNELL GEHEN MUSS (When you need to move fast) Underneath is more German text which translates as "The Böcker Agilo transports your treasures weighing up to 400kg at 42m/min - quiet as a whisper."
October 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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lilshpee.bsky.social
TL Note: Chuunibyou means "Aura Farming"
October 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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massoluk.bsky.social
October 22, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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nikk.ca
absolute workhorse of a reaction image from over 100 years ago
elegant woman blasting a suitor in the face with the NO gun
October 20, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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mercurycdx.bsky.social
They got security footage from the Louvre on how the criminal pulled off the heist.
October 21, 2025 at 1:23 PM
gryphoneer.bsky.social
it's caturday
leo the orange cat crouches on garden table
October 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
gryphoneer.bsky.social
that's how you talk to scammers
a scammer asking to upvote something somewhere an acquaintance laying down a smackdown worthy of an old testament passage
October 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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amagire.bsky.social
this one doin numbers on mastodon but bsky doesn't let me have enough characters
@amagire@mastodon.social elevated horror: what if you're grieving your loved one TOO MUCH? folk horror: what if a child's disability could EAT PEOPLE? supernatural horror: what if your childhood trauma could EAT PEOPLE? psychological horror: what if your adult trauma could EAT PEOPLE? body horror: what if your gender dysphoria could EAT PEOPLE? slasher horror: what if a random guy was trying to kill you, instead of a cop or your boyfriend?
October 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM