Old man yells at clouds
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Baddest motherfucker in Tunbridge Wells
Was Perry Groves many years ago (not the football one)
Was Perry Groves many years ago (not the football one)
8 years too late.
Now to change our main shirt and stadium sponsor to a country that isn’t blowing up the planet (in more ways than one)
Now to change our main shirt and stadium sponsor to a country that isn’t blowing up the planet (in more ways than one)
November 19, 2025 at 2:01 PM
8 years too late.
Now to change our main shirt and stadium sponsor to a country that isn’t blowing up the planet (in more ways than one)
Now to change our main shirt and stadium sponsor to a country that isn’t blowing up the planet (in more ways than one)
Wait wait wait - this is a new $110k car that has body panel gaps, erratic drive modes and THE FRONT WHEEL NEARLY CAME OFF
Fuck me. You’d think that would be the headline?
Fuck me. You’d think that would be the headline?
The Model X continues to impress, and while 2026 brings some small updates, the best changes over the past decade are the ones you can't see.
It's Old, but It's Still Got Moxie: We Test the 2026 Tesla Model X
The Model X continues to impress, and while 2026 brings some small updates, the best changes over the past decade are the ones you can't see.
bit.ly
November 18, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Wait wait wait - this is a new $110k car that has body panel gaps, erratic drive modes and THE FRONT WHEEL NEARLY CAME OFF
Fuck me. You’d think that would be the headline?
Fuck me. You’d think that would be the headline?
Maybe I am missing something here but Labour’s “support us doing Reform things or you’ll get Reform” isn’t exactly a winning strategy when at least the half the voters go for centrist or left parties every election.
Shabana Mahmood on the BBC this morning talking about desperate people fleeing war and persecution as being given a "golden ticket" and "handouts" and saying she's got a "moral mission" to take them away from them
Indistinguishable from the rhetoric of Reform www.adambienkov.co.uk/p/shabana-ma...
Indistinguishable from the rhetoric of Reform www.adambienkov.co.uk/p/shabana-ma...
Shabana Mahmood and the Politics of Extortion
Labour's strategy of telling its supporters to back Reform-style policies, or get a Reform Government, is the politics of the protection racket and it is not going to work
www.adambienkov.co.uk
November 16, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Maybe I am missing something here but Labour’s “support us doing Reform things or you’ll get Reform” isn’t exactly a winning strategy when at least the half the voters go for centrist or left parties every election.
It’s actually kind of amazing - these people think life was better before Thatcher got into power whilst simultaneously venerating her.
Saying that there were things that were actually better in the 70’s - house prices, higher job security, cleaner rivers (outside of industrial areas) etc
Saying that there were things that were actually better in the 70’s - house prices, higher job security, cleaner rivers (outside of industrial areas) etc
Ah the 1970s.
Stagflation, three day weeks, collapsing infrastructure. Civil War in Northern Ireland. In yer face racism and bigotry everywhere. Bin strikes. Strikes in general. Blackouts. Industrial decline. Wage inequality. Dog crap everywhere. And households spent 25% of their income on food.
Stagflation, three day weeks, collapsing infrastructure. Civil War in Northern Ireland. In yer face racism and bigotry everywhere. Bin strikes. Strikes in general. Blackouts. Industrial decline. Wage inequality. Dog crap everywhere. And households spent 25% of their income on food.
November 14, 2025 at 9:30 AM
It’s actually kind of amazing - these people think life was better before Thatcher got into power whilst simultaneously venerating her.
Saying that there were things that were actually better in the 70’s - house prices, higher job security, cleaner rivers (outside of industrial areas) etc
Saying that there were things that were actually better in the 70’s - house prices, higher job security, cleaner rivers (outside of industrial areas) etc
On the bright side, it didn’t try copping off with the first other robot it saw, or start a fight
when the bouncers have reluctantly let me into the club but immediately realise they’ve made a horrible mistake
November 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
On the bright side, it didn’t try copping off with the first other robot it saw, or start a fight
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"All right, class, who knows what Watson and Crick discovered?"
"Rosalind Franklin's notes."
"That's correct."
"Rosalind Franklin's notes."
"That's correct."
November 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
"All right, class, who knows what Watson and Crick discovered?"
"Rosalind Franklin's notes."
"That's correct."
"Rosalind Franklin's notes."
"That's correct."
Many years ago I chatted with a remarkably well-connected bar manager. He knew all the royals personally (long story).
He was complimentary about Edward, Charles was boring and when I asked about Andrew his face turned serious and he said ‘If you ever have to have dealings with Andrew, run away’
He was complimentary about Edward, Charles was boring and when I asked about Andrew his face turned serious and he said ‘If you ever have to have dealings with Andrew, run away’
LONDON (AP) — Buckingham Palace says King Charles III will strip Prince Andrew of remaining titles and evict him from royal residence.
October 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Many years ago I chatted with a remarkably well-connected bar manager. He knew all the royals personally (long story).
He was complimentary about Edward, Charles was boring and when I asked about Andrew his face turned serious and he said ‘If you ever have to have dealings with Andrew, run away’
He was complimentary about Edward, Charles was boring and when I asked about Andrew his face turned serious and he said ‘If you ever have to have dealings with Andrew, run away’
Watching Aussie Supercar highlights.
“There’s a schamozzle in the pit lane!”
“That car has officially carked it”
And a driver walking away from his broken down car being given a can of beer by a spectator, opening it and drinking it
“There’s a schamozzle in the pit lane!”
“That car has officially carked it”
And a driver walking away from his broken down car being given a can of beer by a spectator, opening it and drinking it
October 26, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Watching Aussie Supercar highlights.
“There’s a schamozzle in the pit lane!”
“That car has officially carked it”
And a driver walking away from his broken down car being given a can of beer by a spectator, opening it and drinking it
“There’s a schamozzle in the pit lane!”
“That car has officially carked it”
And a driver walking away from his broken down car being given a can of beer by a spectator, opening it and drinking it
It’s a suggestion, I suppose….
October 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
It’s a suggestion, I suppose….
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Before you say it I know I've written the card upside down.
October 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Before you say it I know I've written the card upside down.
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J.R.R. Tolkien's full name was Jonathan Ronathan Rolkien Tolkien
October 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
J.R.R. Tolkien's full name was Jonathan Ronathan Rolkien Tolkien
The world is not a cold, dead place
Okay. So. Amazing scenes playing out at the vets when i arrived to pick up Napoleon.
Names changed/removed. But get ready for a lost kitty story with a happy ending.
It starts late last year, when the elderly neighbour of a young couple went into a care home /1
Names changed/removed. But get ready for a lost kitty story with a happy ending.
It starts late last year, when the elderly neighbour of a young couple went into a care home /1
October 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
The world is not a cold, dead place
Tottenham Hotspur
lets say a wizard has cursed you with a lot of money. you are going to become permanently brain damaged simply by being in possession of so much money. the only way out of it is to spend a lot of money on something ridiculous and not at all useful
what would you buy to break the curse?
what would you buy to break the curse?
October 15, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Tottenham Hotspur
It’s just…what problem is this solving? How will this reduce inflation? Improve growth? Increase productivity?
It won’t do any of these. All it’s doing is a pathetic attempt to appease the far right, whilst making things worse, not better.
It won’t do any of these. All it’s doing is a pathetic attempt to appease the far right, whilst making things worse, not better.
October 14, 2025 at 3:44 PM
It’s just…what problem is this solving? How will this reduce inflation? Improve growth? Increase productivity?
It won’t do any of these. All it’s doing is a pathetic attempt to appease the far right, whilst making things worse, not better.
It won’t do any of these. All it’s doing is a pathetic attempt to appease the far right, whilst making things worse, not better.
There was a moment a few years ago on The Tuesday Club when Alan Davies said ‘Why can I remember the Arsenal score from a match in 1981 including the scorers and the time they scored and I can’t remember a single thing that I did last week’
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 13, 2025 at 8:44 PM
There was a moment a few years ago on The Tuesday Club when Alan Davies said ‘Why can I remember the Arsenal score from a match in 1981 including the scorers and the time they scored and I can’t remember a single thing that I did last week’
Magachurch Sex Freak is a Mogwai song title or I want my money back @plasmatron.bsky.social
October 7, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Magachurch Sex Freak is a Mogwai song title or I want my money back @plasmatron.bsky.social
Abso-fucking-lutely
This can’t be said enough.
This can’t be said enough.
You don’t actually have to both sides this. The Jewish community in the UK is not the Israeli government. You can just condemn the murder of two British Jews killed in their place of worship and you don’t have to say a single other thing.
October 2, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Abso-fucking-lutely
This can’t be said enough.
This can’t be said enough.
Second-hand Order
subtly downgrade a band:
Mild Concern at the Disco
Mild Concern at the Disco
subtly downgrade a band:
Two Days Grace
Two Days Grace
September 22, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Second-hand Order
It’s been significantly funnier too
This qualifying session has now lasted longer than every grand prix this year.
The longest race was the Australian Grand Prix at an hour and 42 minutes.
Qualifying for the Azerbaijan Grand Prix started an hour and 47 minutes ago.
#F1 #AzerbaijanGP #RaceFans
The longest race was the Australian Grand Prix at an hour and 42 minutes.
Qualifying for the Azerbaijan Grand Prix started an hour and 47 minutes ago.
#F1 #AzerbaijanGP #RaceFans
September 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
It’s been significantly funnier too
This is going to be quite the swing
September 20, 2025 at 12:14 PM
This is going to be quite the swing
Slicks…rain…F2…Baku…what could possibly go wrong?
Light rain is just what these guys need
September 20, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Slicks…rain…F2…Baku…what could possibly go wrong?
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sorry, the cover of OK Computer is in Hartford??
September 19, 2025 at 11:32 PM
sorry, the cover of OK Computer is in Hartford??
“Gangnam Style”
September 17, 2025 at 11:25 AM
“Gangnam Style”
Been saying for years that the next US Civil War won’t start as “Left vs Right”, it’ll start as various Right factions start shooting at each other.
After that, it’s anyone’s guess what will happen
After that, it’s anyone’s guess what will happen
Nick Robinson on #R4Today completely failing to challenge the narrative that the Left are responsible for the political violence in USA.
The person who shot Donald Trump's ear was RW.
The person who killed Melissa + Mark Hortman was RW.
The person who shot Charlie Kirk was from a RW background.
The person who shot Donald Trump's ear was RW.
The person who killed Melissa + Mark Hortman was RW.
The person who shot Charlie Kirk was from a RW background.
September 16, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Been saying for years that the next US Civil War won’t start as “Left vs Right”, it’ll start as various Right factions start shooting at each other.
After that, it’s anyone’s guess what will happen
After that, it’s anyone’s guess what will happen