The Wormhole Before XMas
@wormhole42.bsky.social
Depressed Robot
Computer Repair Shop owner
Mental Health Awareness Advocate
Harm Reduction
Sleestack victim
Aviation accident investigator
all of me splayed out to see..
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Computer Repair Shop owner
Mental Health Awareness Advocate
Harm Reduction
Sleestack victim
Aviation accident investigator
all of me splayed out to see..
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tfnxifpo2m7fh63zfzj5iofc/feed/aaaoygdkzgpqo
If I had a shrink ray device I could easily move this old refrigerator out to the garage. Damn I really need to invest in a new furniture and appliances moving device.
December 4, 2025 at 7:38 AM
If I had a shrink ray device I could easily move this old refrigerator out to the garage. Damn I really need to invest in a new furniture and appliances moving device.
It's gonna be sooo cold here soon. So cold for the cold super moon.
December 4, 2025 at 7:31 AM
It's gonna be sooo cold here soon. So cold for the cold super moon.
I have too many ailments with too similar of symptoms that I can never tell which of them is acting up.
December 4, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I have too many ailments with too similar of symptoms that I can never tell which of them is acting up.
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I wish my spine worked.
December 4, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I wish my spine worked.
Kinda wish I didn't get so many tattoos on one hand and wanting to get more because it's been like over a decade. But kinda want to cover up some I think. I dunno. I was going through some things back then.
December 4, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Kinda wish I didn't get so many tattoos on one hand and wanting to get more because it's been like over a decade. But kinda want to cover up some I think. I dunno. I was going through some things back then.
I should write up a playbook on bizarre ways to set up a plex media server.
December 4, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I should write up a playbook on bizarre ways to set up a plex media server.
The crazy comet thing 3I Atlas will be it's closest to earth in about two weeks. Keep your fingers crossed folks it just may our way out of here. The mothership cometh!!!
December 4, 2025 at 5:14 AM
The crazy comet thing 3I Atlas will be it's closest to earth in about two weeks. Keep your fingers crossed folks it just may our way out of here. The mothership cometh!!!
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poopshoot to poopshoot
NEW: Your "end-to-end encrypted" poop pictures taken by this $599 (+ subscription) smart toilet camera are actually not end-to-end encrypted.
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techcrunch.com/2025/12/03/e...
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techcrunch.com/2025/12/03/e...
‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted | TechCrunch
Kohler, the makers of a smart toilet camera, can access customers' data stored on its servers, and can use customers’ bowl pictures to train AI.
techcrunch.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:52 AM
poopshoot to poopshoot
There are two refrigerators in the kitchen right now.
December 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
There are two refrigerators in the kitchen right now.
What the fuck day is this? I better rest up cuz I'm going to need my manic energy to get through the next few jobs near the end of tomorrow once the parts come in that I need.
December 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
What the fuck day is this? I better rest up cuz I'm going to need my manic energy to get through the next few jobs near the end of tomorrow once the parts come in that I need.
Something has really crawled up my cat's butt today and especially like right now and over the last hour. Usually can tell by now what it is she wants but this behavior is erratic. Probably trying to tell me there's a gas leak or something.
December 3, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Something has really crawled up my cat's butt today and especially like right now and over the last hour. Usually can tell by now what it is she wants but this behavior is erratic. Probably trying to tell me there's a gas leak or something.
Dumjins and Draggins
December 3, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Dumjins and Draggins
How many sour patch kids do you usually put in your mouth at once?
December 3, 2025 at 7:02 AM
How many sour patch kids do you usually put in your mouth at once?
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Robot car defenders: We need autonomous cars cuz they are safer than human drivers!
Robot car companies: our cars need to be more aggressive and bend the laws like human drivers!
Robot car companies: our cars need to be more aggressive and bend the laws like human drivers!
“They’re bending traffic laws, getting impatient with pedestrians and embracing the idea that when it comes to city driving, politeness doesn’t pay… Waymo has been trying to make its cars “confidently assertive,” says Chris Ludwick, a senior director of product management with Waymo”
Self-driving Waymo cars are suddenly driving way mo like “an aggressive, New York taxi driver.”
www.wsj.com/lifestyle/ca...
www.wsj.com/lifestyle/ca...
December 3, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Robot car defenders: We need autonomous cars cuz they are safer than human drivers!
Robot car companies: our cars need to be more aggressive and bend the laws like human drivers!
Robot car companies: our cars need to be more aggressive and bend the laws like human drivers!
It's never too late to try to learn new things and fail miserably and give up after only a few attempts no matter how old you are. Being ADHD is an all ages kind of deal.
December 3, 2025 at 6:05 AM
It's never too late to try to learn new things and fail miserably and give up after only a few attempts no matter how old you are. Being ADHD is an all ages kind of deal.
Coronal Mass Ejection sounds like something naughty that involves a cheap beer.
December 3, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Coronal Mass Ejection sounds like something naughty that involves a cheap beer.
If you have felt like ripping off someones head and shoving it up their ass today then you may be feeling the energy that always arrives early before a super moon. And with the massive solar flare yesterday it's like a double whammy. Just remember it's not you it's them. It's always them.
December 3, 2025 at 5:04 AM
If you have felt like ripping off someones head and shoving it up their ass today then you may be feeling the energy that always arrives early before a super moon. And with the massive solar flare yesterday it's like a double whammy. Just remember it's not you it's them. It's always them.
I can't remember what happens to an immortal if they somehow managed to make it through life without learning how to sword fight. Even though to me that seems like probably one of the hardest and most difficult ways to decapitate somebody.
December 2, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I can't remember what happens to an immortal if they somehow managed to make it through life without learning how to sword fight. Even though to me that seems like probably one of the hardest and most difficult ways to decapitate somebody.
If I've learned anything from Star Wars it's gotta be how it made me realize that no matter how big the universe is and even if you are a poor little alien living peacefully for millenia somewhere just chillin, some assholes will always come along to try and fuck it up.
December 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
If I've learned anything from Star Wars it's gotta be how it made me realize that no matter how big the universe is and even if you are a poor little alien living peacefully for millenia somewhere just chillin, some assholes will always come along to try and fuck it up.
Every time I interact with someone new in real life I imagine that I may at some point be faced with them again in another dimension or universe and I may have to battle them to the death to appease our evil alien overlords. So I just try to keep it in mind, because you just never know. You know?
December 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Every time I interact with someone new in real life I imagine that I may at some point be faced with them again in another dimension or universe and I may have to battle them to the death to appease our evil alien overlords. So I just try to keep it in mind, because you just never know. You know?
Sleety Skeets?
SLEETY
December 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Sleety Skeets?
Kind of hope this 3 o'clock appointment doesn't show but at the same time I need work cuz I need money but still maybe there's a chance I'll get struck by lightning or a meteor will hit me first.
December 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Kind of hope this 3 o'clock appointment doesn't show but at the same time I need work cuz I need money but still maybe there's a chance I'll get struck by lightning or a meteor will hit me first.
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We are the children of the dumpsters you couldn't burn
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
We are the children of the dumpsters you couldn't burn
I swear I am going to get out of this situation even if it kills me.
December 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I swear I am going to get out of this situation even if it kills me.