Doug
@groug.bsky.social
If you die in the dream, you die IN REAL LIFE
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@groug.bsky.social has swears! They've used 163 profanities in their last 1,371 posts.
🥇 "fucking" (27 times)
🥈 "hell" (26 times)
🥉 "shit" (23 times)
🥇 "fucking" (27 times)
🥈 "hell" (26 times)
🥉 "shit" (23 times)
November 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
@groug.bsky.social has swears! They've used 163 profanities in their last 1,371 posts.
🥇 "fucking" (27 times)
🥈 "hell" (26 times)
🥉 "shit" (23 times)
🥇 "fucking" (27 times)
🥈 "hell" (26 times)
🥉 "shit" (23 times)
@profanity.accountant i've been very nice on here and i'm sure you will agree with that
November 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
@profanity.accountant i've been very nice on here and i'm sure you will agree with that
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“I was just following otters.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“I was just following otters.”
They should "step" on a "lego"
Not technically allowed to say what I think should happen to everyone involved in the boat strikes but I think we all know what it is and that it should definitely happen
November 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
They should "step" on a "lego"
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“If vaccines work, why would you need a booster?” he asks as he changes his oil for the third time that year.
November 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
“If vaccines work, why would you need a booster?” he asks as he changes his oil for the third time that year.
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Tony: Hey Dave. Check it out. I added a button to the login page.
Dave: Oh yeah?
Tony: Yeah it's right there. See that right there, little oval in blue with a check mark next to it, says "stay logged in on this device"?
Dave: Oh yeah ok cool. What's it do?
Tony: literally nothing
Dave: Oh yeah?
Tony: Yeah it's right there. See that right there, little oval in blue with a check mark next to it, says "stay logged in on this device"?
Dave: Oh yeah ok cool. What's it do?
Tony: literally nothing
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Tony: Hey Dave. Check it out. I added a button to the login page.
Dave: Oh yeah?
Tony: Yeah it's right there. See that right there, little oval in blue with a check mark next to it, says "stay logged in on this device"?
Dave: Oh yeah ok cool. What's it do?
Tony: literally nothing
Dave: Oh yeah?
Tony: Yeah it's right there. See that right there, little oval in blue with a check mark next to it, says "stay logged in on this device"?
Dave: Oh yeah ok cool. What's it do?
Tony: literally nothing
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
DO I HAVE A TEAM FOR YOU!
...(as quietly as humanly possible) the padres
...(as quietly as humanly possible) the padres
Tatsuya Imai brought the "I come to bury Ohtani, not to praise him," vibes in an interview with Daisuke Matsuzaka last night.
The Seibu Lions ace doesn't want to join the Dodgers, he wants to beat them. Thanks to Ayako Oikawa for help translating: www.mlb.com/news/tatsuya...
The Seibu Lions ace doesn't want to join the Dodgers, he wants to beat them. Thanks to Ayako Oikawa for help translating: www.mlb.com/news/tatsuya...
Ace pitcher Tatsuya Imai wants to 'take down' the Dodgers to win a World Series
When the news broke that Seibu Lions ace Tatsuya Imai was posted, many Major League fans had one question: Would he also want to join the Dodgers? After all, not only is Los Angeles arguably the close...
www.mlb.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
DO I HAVE A TEAM FOR YOU!
...(as quietly as humanly possible) the padres
...(as quietly as humanly possible) the padres
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hopium increasing to dangerous levels
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
hopium increasing to dangerous levels
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if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
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The “America First” crowd was right about foreigners taking american jobs, at least as far as the job of “right wing propagandist” is concerned. If I were conservative I might do a little soul searching about being so easily manipulated but I’m sure we’ll find out why it’s really the left’s fault
November 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The “America First” crowd was right about foreigners taking american jobs, at least as far as the job of “right wing propagandist” is concerned. If I were conservative I might do a little soul searching about being so easily manipulated but I’m sure we’ll find out why it’s really the left’s fault
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I’m not even defending the pretty dumb editorial but that isn’t really what it says
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
November 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I’m not even defending the pretty dumb editorial but that isn’t really what it says
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
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watching your husband’s phone light up like a Christmas tree and knowing it’s President Donald J Trump
November 22, 2025 at 5:06 AM
watching your husband’s phone light up like a Christmas tree and knowing it’s President Donald J Trump
"Sure, I knew the games are stupid, but the prizes...I thought the prizes would be worth it. But folks, you'll never guess what kind of prizes they ended up being."
Marge Greene announces she is resigning from Congress, that she doesn’t want to go through a brutal primary against a Trump backed opponent, and says Trump has treated her like a battered wife and has been hateful to her and is trying to destroy her.
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
"Sure, I knew the games are stupid, but the prizes...I thought the prizes would be worth it. But folks, you'll never guess what kind of prizes they ended up being."
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DONALD TRUMP FIVE MINUTES AFTER MEETING ME: And, you know, the Game Awards, they gave Best Music to God of War instead of Xenoblade 3, and it was very unfair
November 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
DONALD TRUMP FIVE MINUTES AFTER MEETING ME: And, you know, the Game Awards, they gave Best Music to God of War instead of Xenoblade 3, and it was very unfair
@britth.bsky.social Gonna come clean here: I had never in my life heard that The Facts of Life was a spinoff of anything, much less Diff'rent Strokes. Anyway, good game!
November 21, 2025 at 6:46 AM
@britth.bsky.social Gonna come clean here: I had never in my life heard that The Facts of Life was a spinoff of anything, much less Diff'rent Strokes. Anyway, good game!
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It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.
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They do this when it's really really good
BLS has cancelled the October Jobs Report. It will be rolled into the November Report that will be published in December. No word on if that’s going to be Friday December 5 or not.
November 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
They do this when it's really really good
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J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
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sarah mcbride has voted with the progressive caucus on all things israel and is no longer an aipac candidate
I don't mean to be rude, but it is hard for me to get excited about Sarah McBride convincing other democrats to wag their finger at Nancy Mace or whatever given that McBride is, well, a supporter of genocide. www.autostraddle.com/sarah-mcbrid...
November 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
sarah mcbride has voted with the progressive caucus on all things israel and is no longer an aipac candidate
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